The 9pm Half-time Bingo Card Update 2025 with Snarky Platypus

Illustrative stock imagery of a bingo card and bingo player stamps, with an inset image of a random platypus.
Main image by Rudonni via Pixabay. Foreground bingo card originally by Milton Bradley Company, photo by Abby Hendrickson under under a CC-BY 2.0 Generic license. Platypus inset photo by Taronga Conservation Society Australia / Chris Wheeler. Digital composition by Stilgherrian.

Back at the start of the year, my good friend Snarky Platypus and I created a bingo card for 2025. A set of 25 things that might happen. Well, we’re half-way through the year, so let’s see how we went.

You might want to follow along with this chart showing which ones we discussed.

Australia announces another immigration amnestyCoalition forms a minority government in Canberra DIDN’T HAPPEN.TikTok is able to operate in the US againUS and China warships exchange live fireMusk disposes of X/Twitter
Rupert Murdoch separates from current partnerAUKUS cancelled by US LOOKS LIKE IT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.Penrith doesn’t win the NRL championship WE’RE STILL TO FIND OUT.Fatalities caused by space debris hitting a developed nationBetelgeuse goes supernova
ABC finally cancels Insiders and/or Q&AHungary leaves the EUFREE SQUARE: Musk embarrasses himself publiclyTaylor Swift separates from current partnerFairy bread flavoured Shapes becomes a thing NO, BUT...
Semaglutide (Ozempic) on Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme for weight management [See note 1]Congestion charge introduced in an Australian cityDrug possession decriminalised in an Australian state or territoryUS withdraws from NATO NO, BUT...Myanmar junta is overthrown
Tanya Plibersek becomes ALP leaderNatural disaster bankrupts a large insurance companyBoeing carved up or bought out by AirbusTianwen-2 finds ingredients of life on KamoʻoalewaKing Charles III dies

Note 1: I’ve added “for weight management” here because semaglutide is already on the PBS. According to David Adam, “Novo Nordisk have applied to get Wegovy (the brand approved for weight management) on the PBS but the economics don’t stack up (mostly because long term benefits of weight loss are not well demonstrated)… I think Mounjaro (tirzepatide) getting the nod is more likely because it causes more weight loss, but to expand on my earlier comment there’s a great deal of post hoc thinking about obesity that (IMO) doesn’t match the real-world evidence. Even the riskier but more effective interventions like bariatric surgery don’t have strong lifelong evidence.”

We also talk about a potential trade war between Indonesia and China, sleep hygiene and insomnia, habituation and impulse control, bird flu, fairy bread, Kyle Sandilands, and the music of Wilson Phillips.

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