The Snarky Platypus has emailed me to point out that like all blue-eyes I’m an inbred mutant.
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Word-whore. I write 'em. I talk 'em. Information, politics, media, and the cybers. I drink. I use bad words. All publication is a political act. All communication is propaganda. All art is pornography. All business is personal. All hail Eris! Vive les poissons rouges sauvages!
I’m sorry Intelligent Design tells us that there is no evidence for evolution and this means that there must have been a designer for your pretty blue eyes. Does this make you a fashion victim instead? ;P
I read that in yesterday’s paper and then proceeded to rag on the rest of the family with blue eyes…….you’re a freak…!
@kcarruthers: Spot the Twitter user, she adds her own “@” symbol! Welcome!
Well, I’d like to meet this Intelligent Designer and ask why if my eye is so goddam intelligent that I’m short-sighted — but then when I hit middle age I become long-sighted as well. Makes no sense! And why there isn’t a modular connector at the back to swap in th new model.
@Rhys: If I were you, I’d be cautious about throwing around the word “freak”… 😉
…dammit, I can’t think of any mildly witty and or sexual innuendo* comeback to that, but if I could. ho ho watch out
*not a spanish suppository