The next time you see a café menu listing a “satay tofu burger”, please remember this Venn diagram.
Truly, there is no such thing as a “satay tofu burger”.
A burger has meat in it. Tofu is not meat, even if you cut it into little animal shapes — and that’s just self-deception anyway.
Satay is a peanut sauce for grilled or barbecued meat. If it’s not meat, it should not have satay sauce on it. End of story.
And even if you were using meat, a satay burger? What a wanker!