Perhaps if I post these two rather amusing quotes it’ll help defuse my anger for certain other members of the “human race” (maybe I’ll tell you about that another time).
1. TV Cream on Roger Moore (thanks, Richard):
Say what you like about his acting style (and at his worst it is strongly reminiscent of someone hazily trying to construct an alibi for themselves from badly-mimed hints given by someone at the far end of the room), but it’s hardly hindered the career of the superannuated towel thief.
[Update 13 February 2013: Warning! Google is reporting that TV Cream has been hosting malware.]
He possesse[d] all the attributes of a dog except loyalty.