If you’ve watched His Benevolence Stilgherrian’s Christmas Message then you’ll be familiar with this delightful creature. She needs a name.
’Pong found her at the local two-dollar shop, and things she was the only one there. However I’m certain there’s a factory in coastal China churning out vast numbers of the bare-breasted beauties, in serried ranks like the Terracotta Army only much, much sexier. Like Amazons.
Name suggestions?
Agndrea Dworkign.
Betty.
In memory of the recently-deceased 50s vixen, Betty Paige.
looks like a Gloria.
The Real McMenamin
I name the left one Olga
Edok
Gnaomi
She looks Alpine. Her name is Uschi.
Gno Mercy.
I swear I’ve seen her down at “Badgnomes” club before XD
QTpi … An acronymous blend of semi-spherical maths and cuteness 🙂
Julie Bishop (I am so predictable)
Brunhilde, or perhaps even Birgitte…
Definitely Betty, but it has to be said in a Frank Spencer voice
Mr. Nipples?
I’ll definitely leave this open until at least 1 January to collect suggestions. However thanks to Sean Carmody‘s suggestion I’m tending towards Bernadette.
This probably doesn’t help, but she looks an awful lot like John Kerr…
I’d always wondered what was beneath that well-pressed suit. Now I know.
Bernie Gnockers
Ralph, in honour of Terence Stamp’s (delightfully blunt *and* graceful) character in Priscilla.
Gnub
Pop her on the oven top, and she can be gnome on the range
Well I thought it looked like Joan Kirner! But perhaps it needs a spotty dress for that! I would actually rather call it Mrs Stephen Conroy. Just for all the searching possibilities in Google Images.
Gnome-To (big breast in Thai)
Countess Gunnhild of Redfern looks to fit.
Excellent suggestions continue to roll in, thank you. I’ve decided to leave the comments open until the next edition of Stilgherrian Live. I’ll pick a short list of four ‘pon which you can vote.