Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 11th, 2008

About to disconnect the client-whinge feed…

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@mpesce Careful what you say, or you’ll end up sounding like what I write. ;)

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@zhasper “Michelle the bank-slut” LOLZ. Yeah her logic is shitty. Offers a receipt and then says I can’t have one so there. Ignorant bitch.

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Hmmm… is there any way to FORCE Twitter to use something like tinyurl.com, even if the URL fits into the message?

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@Fifikins Re Westpac ATMs, you may like this little sketch then… http://youtube.com/watch…

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Hey this so-called “National Binge Drinking Strategy” is to STOP binge drinking! WTF?

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Twitter is excellent. Instead of having to look up Wikipedia, you just ask here and someone else looks it up for you.

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@mpesce No, children of your cousins are “cousins once removed”.

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@Nickhodge Data OK. Had kept morn free for client, but no call. Now committed until day’s end. They called wanting instant fix. I vented.

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@Nickhodge Which “data gone”? MYOB’s of the tear-filled client?

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How daft is MYOB? Just sent me a promo fax (3 copies!), headed “Start the year fresh”. START? It’s the MIDDLE of MARCH! FAIL!

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Hmmm… reducing a client to tears just how wasn’t quite the intended outcome. And there isn’t a field for that in my CRM system…

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We can all give up this web development and media stuff now, check these guys! http://www.ebaumsworld.c…

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Apparently yesterday was “Commonwealth Day”. Did this actually have any relevant to anyone?

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I wish people would stop sending me interesting things to read. Just for an hour or so, so I can make a client a bit happier.

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An hour on the phone fries one’s brain, even when it’s with a good friend and colleague and “delivered good outcomes”.

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@crispin_harris You CAN just go back to bed, “busy” morning or not. You choose. (And yes, there are Consequences. All choices have them.)

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Writing an essay about disillusionment with Australia 2020 Summit process so far.

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Wednesday plan: A desk day, with variety; lunch somewhere?; try not to drive clients to tears; 1730 @ApostrophePong citizenship ceremony.

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Emerging. Cautiously.

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I find it very scary that I’m at least acquainted with 6 of the Top 100 at Tweeterboard.

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@bronwen Yep, that’s @ApostrophePong and his current obsession with abandoned furniture. The portfolio is more representative though.

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@kcarruthers Oh, yes, I quite frequently commit random acts of discord. What’s “DS9”?

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@Fifikins Didn’t think Catholics did the Bible? Catholics will do ANYTHING. And you don’t even need to buy them a drink first.

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OK, Twitterverse, you are my moral compass. Should I have another drink before bed?

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@crispin_harris @vandra Twitter needs a wall-to-wall display mode - though certainly not in this specific instance.

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@kcarruthers Sorry, but as a Discordian I am forbidden to believe anything I read. All hail Eris!

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@Nickhodge Thoroughly agreed re the importance of Ada Lovelace and Alan Turing, but sorry, never could get into the nasal, droney NZers.

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2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

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1. Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

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Indeed the lolcatbible is at http://www.lolcatbible.c… and I blogged about it 9 October: http://stilgherrian.com/…

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@Nickhodge The LOLbible has already been started, running on MediaWiki somewhere.\

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@Fifikins Oh dear! I Keep running into choristers! And I wasn’t even a Catholic!

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@Fifikins This is what you need then! http://www.cyberhymnal.o… Crown HIm with Many Crowns! And lots lots more!

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What’s wrong with this headline? “Govt invites sports chiefs to binge drinking conference.” [smirks] http://tinyurl.com/33pwdb

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@Nickhodge My pleasure. There’s a few more words I can use, if you like. Some of them are truly excellent.

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Ah! Absinthe and Bickfords Lime works quite nicely. Genius!

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@Fifikins Just take a deep breath and remember, with Westpac we’re… saving penguins or something. With harmonica music.

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@Nickhodge Don’t worry, you fucking bastard, I’d never censorship myself! Arsehole!

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OK, already I don’t like seeing a daily digest of my tweets. Too scary! http://tinyurl.com/2mwv2u

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@aglick35 Hi, new Twitterstalker(tm)! I hope you find something entertaining, controversial or at least mildly erotic.

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