Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 19th, 2008

Waiting for Ustream to process my recording so I can review it. Poll was 64% lose the beard, tho I think people wanted to watch it happen.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, they saw the “special” version of Diana Ross. ;)

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@andrewbarnett The end bit was THE BEST BIT! (Though I must say, it was NOT my fantasy…)

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Stilgherrian Live Alpha episode 5 starts LIVE in 2 minutes at http://is.gd/dnm … you have been warned!

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Maybe 5 mins to airtime.

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Prepping for Stilgherrian Live Alpha, to go live on teh internetz in 15 or 20 mins. http://is.gd/dnm

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@djfoobarmatt Agreed. Context for the info is all. This morning I got 3 offers of a 56k modem within 5 min of saying I needed one.

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@leslien Haven’t used HandBrake in DeCSS mode, I am no use sorry.

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@djfoobarmatt For DVD ripping on a Mac, your choice of choice is free software called HandBrake.

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@jeffsonstein You prefer going to the motor vehicle dept rather than pay attention to me? What a sad fuck…

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OK, just got home, so Stilgherrian Live Alpha will be more like 2200 Sydney time. http://is.gd/dnm Be patient, it’s a wet night, Full Moon.

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Speaking of fellatio, should I reveal which staffer is way fun in bed?

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@joshsharp Don’t feel queasy about freelancing. YOU are in control now, including the ability to say “No, sorry, I am too busy right now.”

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The Duke has barred me… from drinking any Wirra Wirra McLaren Vale wines until I’ve tried every other decent red on their new wine list.

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@misswired Excellent work, thank you! Me at @stub last night, nice photo I reckon. http://is.gd/B2Q

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Plan A reinstated. Newtown, ETA The Duke for dead cow 6 mins.

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Dear Twitterverse, can haz audio or transcript of my outburst by 2120 Sydney time kthxbye. P.S. Summary OK too bai.

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“Jobby Juice” is just wrong.

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@bengrubb Yes, SLA at 9.30pm approx Syd time, or soon thereafter.

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Inportant question: What does the Apple shop smell like? Steve’s bodily fluids?

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Plan change, ETA Town Hall 12 mins.

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@SnarkyPlatypus If Sandra Kanck WAS the govt the world would be a very different place.

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@sboiling It was not a “shouting match”, it was a robust debate.

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Retweet @abcnews: SA Govt urges giving Ecstasy to veterans. http://tinyurl.com/5fj4an

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Finished at Mosman, heading south again. ETA Newtown/Enmore 1900. Stilgherrian Live Alpha 2130. http://is.gd/dnm Probably. Likely, even.

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@CoffeeShoppe Damn, I should’ve done another batch welcome, I’ve run out of interesting things to say. Hi.

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@lindsayevans Welcome to you too… :) It’s a true horde of new people today.

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@morganiseit Welcome to my Twitterworld… will gather further stalkerinfo about you later when I’m not at a client’s… ;)

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Dear Epson, I want info to fix problem NOW. Do not want “join Club Epson” and to find purchase date just to fucking read a manual. Fuckwits.

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It’s true, it’s always true: Network printing is the most time-consuming part of setting up any data network.

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@neerav Thanks for tip re StaticIce. Noted. Useful for when my usual suppliers can’t help. Tough today’s modem was an INSTANT need.

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@goaldeebug I have been drinking with @ApostropePong and his friends in Bangkok. Last night was beginners’ stuff. ;)

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@mpesce MYOB’s online payment system, like many banks’, still requires dial-in access. It’s for teh securitiez, you know.

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@goaldeebug Um, @ApostrophePong was actually capable of independent locomotion earlier, aftermath notwithstanding.

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@JoshAnstey (That’s not to say that the iPhone 3G isn’t interesting, I just have other things to spend money on for now, current phone OK.)

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@garthk Yes, ukelele is indeed today’s Twitterword. Pass it on.

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Alert! @mpesce states bleeding obvious, calls kettle black.

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@royal618 I’m not in gueue, no. Poking pins into eyes as more pleasurable option. @ApostrophePong taking pics later.

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Modem acquisition complete. $29 from CX Computers. Skymaster brand. I SHALL RULE SKIES AT V92bis!

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Apple store queue approx 150, 2 x commercial TV sat uplinks, police replace private security.

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QOTD at Jaycar. Me: 56k PCI modem please . Them: Dear God no! [Baffled.] Good luck.

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Northbound via CBD to buy 56k modem (!), thence Mosman. ETA 1245. Godspeed, CityRail!

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Overheard: They still will give him a hug if I tell them to. (Skanky woman, Newtown.)

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Decided. I’ll do a Stilgherrian Live Alpha discussing etc tonight 9.30pm Sydney time. http://is.gd/dnm I need to press thoughts.

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@ApostrophePong Your current fart is the most toxic thing I’ve encountered all week. Please leave the office NOW kthzbye.

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Actually @mpesce has already done that presentation in video http://is.gd/ANo words http://is.gd/rKU and edgier version http://is.gd/mbL

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Maybe I should write a 30-minute presentation? “Twitter for Luddites, and why you’re already drowning in the Future Tsunami.”

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Wrong bus. Where am I?

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@zern Daffodil, moist trickling, ill-fitting underwear, hesitation, nausea. Your move. ;)

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@AlanzEyes I just keep noticing these clashing themes. It’s almost as if the world isn’t properly planned.

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Either m.twitter.com is showing me stuff out of order or the world is even stranger than Yesterday.

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The UN has just decided to classify rape as a war weapon. Nevertheless, Sydney Harbour is shockingly beautiful.

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No matter how many times I say “Wynyard is a railway station” it still looks line a poorly-maintained pub urinal. It’s the colour.

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Oh my mistake, it’s not a clinic it’s an Apple store. ;)

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@tristankenney There’s a special Anglo-Saxon word for people like you, starting with C…

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What an attractive queue of people waiting for the methodone clinic to open!

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Retweet @Jasoncalacanis: “AP News=FAIL!!! @TechCrunch FTW!!!” http://is.gd/BEW Associated Press’ insane interpretation of copyright. Idiots.

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Did I really issue a challenge to @grum about dropping our pants on camera? Was there really, um, Diana Ross? [Shudders.]

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Watching last night’s program. “The world has changed, Richard Walsh! They’ve got MP3 photocopiers on teh internets!” Oh. http://is.gd/Baf

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Fri plan: Put on pants; work from the Mosman client’s office all day to finish their work and leech their data link; evening unplanned.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Actually that could work, I know a tropical island. ;) DB time…

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@AlanzEyes My live show stays at 9.30pm Thurdays (Syd time) for now, will tweet/blog if a change. last night’s at http://is.gd/Baf 33 mins.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Right, so next Friday we break out the vodka and cheese’n’frankfurt platters then… [nods] Excellent.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Seven. Seven (7) working days to go… there’s Monday 30 June too, surely?

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@CWB88 @henrytapia @meizgators @dpn Welcome to my Twitterworld, will try to look at what you’re all up to in my “copious free time” weekend.

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Retweet @abcnews: 400 arrested, 2 charged over US subprime meltdown. http://tinyurl.com/3z2btd Joy.

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@wolfcat [Chorus: “Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Much Loves.”]

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@wolfcat “Apple has 3 basic moves”? No, just ONE. “We’re sooooo fuckin’ cool, iz pretty, buy our stuffz kthxbai.”

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@kahunagirl Glad that you (and others) enjoyed (some) of my ranting last night. There’ll be more after my Canberra trip next week, trust me!

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Emerging. Early, but much to be done today. Much. BTW, it’s the Winter Solstice overnight Friday night.

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Just before I go to bed, I’d like to point out that platypuses don’t actually have antlers. Still, the effect is… powerful. G’night.

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@misswired Go as public with your photo of me as you like, I’ve already tweeted a link. ;)

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Having just finished watching my own program back, I am disturbed. MP4 at http://is.gd/Bbq and Ustream original at http://is.gd/Baf broken?

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Tonight’s Stilgherrian Live Alpha as a .mp4 file for download. http://is.gd/Bbq about 50MB.

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@Nickhodge Oh FFS he’s a drag artiste, the whole fuckin’ genre only has 3 basic concepts. Over and over and over and over and over again.

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Best. INXS. Live. Performance. Ever. http://is.gd/BaW

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Flickr photos tagged with : http://is.gd/BaI Behold, ye mortals, and weep.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Sorry, who made you Dictator of my facial hair status?

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If you missed Stilgherrian Live Alpha episode 5, in theory it’s at http://is.gd/Baf but I’m having problems loading it.

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