Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 26th, 2008

@ApostrophePong Yes EXACTLY like 7 Brides for 7 Brothers over 7 Dirty Weekends trying all 49 wife-swap scenarios. Disney in pre-production.

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Mind you, “blue cheese pride” might not be much of a winner… even if “amphetamine wrath” is a given.

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@trib Nooooo…! It’s 7 Sins x 7 Satednesses for 49 combinations: Envious sexual pleasure FTW! But yes, you do win at ideas.

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@plasmaegg @trib The 7 categorises of satedness: Food. Sexual pleasure. Alcohol. Music. Visual appeal. Amphetamines. Blue cheese. Agreed?

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@trib Oh! Matching against sins I’ve just done Gluttony and Sloth. But no, I’d thought of 7 categories in which I could be sated tonight. ;)

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Sated in 2 out of 7 categories. Life is still good.

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Kelly’s. Upstairs. Kilkenny. Pint. Chicken burger on way. Live is good.

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Urinal Station (Wynyard), platform 5. The Journey to Dinner goes smoothly. Surprise. Awe, even.

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Plan: Prevent starvation thru dinner at Kelly’s. ETA there 1815. Feel free to join, but won’t stay late as things to do.

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1730. Finished at Mosman. Starving. Heading south again, but only as far as I find good food. I think. I have no idea really, head is fuzzy.

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@tlimongello @vealmince Welcome to my Twitterworld. Please observe all safety precautions. Do as I say, not as I do. ;)

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Can haz C# .NET web contractor? Full time job in Singapore, or emergency cover anywhere else. Ideally independent person. DM me plz kthzbai.

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@stokely To convince editor remind him journalism = finding out what’s happening. Twitter is global conversation about what’s happening NOW.

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@garthk I was actually NOT my idea for Fail Whale Pale Ale. @jeffsonstein got it from somewhere.

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@SilkCharm Bah! I’m starting to agree with folks that say you can’t “get” Twitter in the abstract, need ~50 people before it makes sense.

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@crikey_news Stop trying to think of “Roles” and “Purposes” for Twitter in advance. Just tweet, see what people respond to, what comes back.

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Retweet @stephendann “I’ve used TagCrowd’s tagcloud in an instructional manual for a marketing text as a guide to the chapter’s content.”

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Mosman client confirms that all is OK. Nothing is urgent, we can cruise thru sorting the remaining network glitches. Fixed-price job anyway.

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Neutral Bay. [Insert traditional snark here.]

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@ApostrophePong You feeling OK? Normally you want to gas street performers.

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Concur with @SnarkyPlatypus: Sydney Harbour is truly magnificent. Take it for granted to often.

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If I’ve told a client I’m working at their office today, and I’m on the way now at 1200, that’s OK, right?

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@failwhale There’s a place in Sydney doing custom beer labels. Fail Whale Pal Ale FTW!

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Central Station, Sydney, platform 16/17. How much of my life have I spent here?

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Uhoh. My Vodafone bill has little birdies & clouds a lot like Twitter. Does not want failwhale on fone kthxbai.

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Right. I am now, finally, going mobile. My schedule is now complete toast. And there is no marmalade. Faaaaaaaaaaaaark! Latitude decreasing.

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@garthk Count me in for a @failwhale coffee mug, yes please sir! @SnarkyPlatypus…?

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Just ONE more coffee before heading to Mosman… [jitters]

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@JonoH @grum The HipTop has to be the ugliest object ever to be connected the Internet though… 2.5G… Coolness for teh kidz? NO! FAIL!

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Oh. That SMS, go to @ApostrophePong and not to Twitter kthxbai.

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There is a registered envelope fron the UK.

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Mobile. Enmore Rd / King St / high-speed cab to Mosman / the gentrification of Stilgherrian.

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@stokely It’s at full HD quality at the moment. I’ll make the file more manageable than 380MB. ;)

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Oh, that was meant to be a DM to @Nickhodge. The video is my lobbing a (mild) bomb at on Wednesday. I’ll put it online tonight.

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@Nickhodge Ta for the video clip. Will use that later. I hadn’t realised I got the good smattering of applause. @PeterBlackQUT is awesome…

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@swandives @Snipergirl @GeorgeDearing welcom to my Twitterworld. It may one day make some kind of sense ;)

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@SnarkyPlatypus You think Mosman will make me somehow worse than I am now? How? In what way?

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@jeffsonstein Right, so when @MarsPhoenix finds gin and one or olives, let me know, Until then, Mars is a hole.

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Fri plan: Co-locate one’s faeces & transport oneself to Mosman client to work on network loose ends & proposals. Busy! Pork cutlets tonight.

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Emergent. C’est un… ah merde!

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The four loud, drunk people at the next table are teachers. I’ve agreed not to photograph them and send the picture to their school. Trust.

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@franksting Oh looks, it’s probably just that Andrew Denton and Isabelle Allende got it on while Jennifer Byrne was “on assignment”… ;)

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“You’re making a lot of new friends tonight,” observes Andy the barman. [smirks]

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@SnarkyPlatypus You only embody Pax Britannia through the consumption of vast amounts of gin and your odd private school habits… [smirks]

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@SnarkyPlatypus No, my military history knowledge is really only WWII & after. A bit of WWI naval (if subs involved). But I can fake it. ;)

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@Nickhodge Thank you. Needed to provide info for gorgeous young man… I mean… some bloke at the pub.

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@Nickhodge Can haz name of French-German war(s) in late 1800s kthxbai.

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Wow, will have to add to my chart. There’s 5 different kinds of gluttony, and I’ve only committed 2 so far tonight. ! http://is.gd/Glf

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@SnarkyPlatypus Even in French that sounds like an Anthem for Damaged Blonds. ;)

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@Alegrya Well last night you were at Kelly’s and Andy is professional. I just told him what you said. He smiled, shrugged, said” That’s me.”

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@deanlk Nah, no program tonight. I have some things to do and… I’m knackered. I’d better amend web page appropriately…

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@ApostrophePong Useless bar trainee? Give orders in Khmer then, if (s)he doesn’t do English well. Or phone me and I’ll do it in French.

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