Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

June 27th, 2008

@willhughes Oops. Yes, sorry, you did suggest Wireshark. I am teh FAIL! (Can I blame it on the whale, though? No, I blame it on the boogie.)

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@smperris Wireshark, nmap, Cocoa Packet Analyser all do the same basic thing: record/filter network traffic, dismantle, display, dig, sort.

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@smperris Chris Hunt’s “TCP/IP Network Administration” is you friend. http://is.gd/H6S

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@smperris Ah! No, no-one had suggested Wireshark. I know @garthk uses it. Will snarf that one too then, see which looks more betterer.

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Deep TCP packet analysis at 4pm on a Friday afternoon doez not want kthxbai.

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@leslien @andrewdotnich Ta for suggestions. I know nmap well enough from years ago. Will try Cocoa first ‘cos it has a cool name. ;)

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(Well, either that or I tell the client to piss of MYOB and its network-dodgyness and move to Saasu like I did…) @marclehmann can haz gin?

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Dear Twitterverse, can haz good packet sniffer / network analysis tool for OS X? Need to drill deep to solve performance problems. Kthxbai.

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@liako Right. [Makes note: “@liako is to blame for everything…”] Hello, BTW.

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@andycoffey @lachlanhardy @renailemay “Stillborn” is good. Mind you, I won’t go drinking tonight [coughs] so it’s moot I’m just snarking. ;)

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@DebHuff Some tweets are like plankton, yes, but most tweets are like what comes out nether end of the whale. Sturgeon’s Law, so to speak.

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@jeffsonstein “How is it that some tweets… show up so very very long after they are sent?” It take a while to pass thru the whale.

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@lachlanhardy Why do people keep picking the Shelbourne for drinks? It’s a hole! Are there “benefits” I don’t know about?

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@jeffcadwell @sammyjopeters @mrthanki Welcome to my Twitterworld. I’ve been overloaded with new followers this week, will explore you soon.

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I have Wifi all the way downstairs in the showroom. I am impressed with this network I just built. I hope the client is too.

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@SnarkyPlatypus “I want to represent the planet Persephone.” LOL! How fucking gay is that? :P

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@SnarkyPlatypus Three asks its customers to BEG for an iPhone. http://is.gd/H3h The Cult is in full effect… ;)

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1.30pm. Client asks “Want anything up the street?” Orange juice, I say. “There’s juice in the fridge, have that. Or a beer if you like?” Oh!

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@trib I am not to blame for Crikey.com.au, but @crikey_news may be… I just write for them when they can afford QUALITY for a change. ;)

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Cab driver seems to be taking the scenic route thru Nth Sydney. Bright & sunny. Madonna’s “Spanish Lullaby”. Can haz margarita kthxbai.

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WE ARE LIVING IN SOME SORT OF CRAZY PARALLEL UNIVERSE!

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“The train on platform 16 will not depart for a mins because this train is running EARLY” Even CityRail staff seem shocked.

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Old man on train reads old novel. In big type: “We cannot afford to be without adequate protection.”

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@SnarkyPlatypus All this time on the North Shore is dissolving my sense of independent existence. We are The One.

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No cabs in King St. Willtrevert to CityRail.

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I propose that once we have our beer labels we organise a Fail Whale Pale Ale tasting day in September globally. Time to create beer.

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@SnarkyPlatypus What was the name of that melatonin cocktail we devised last night? Vodka, melatonin, lime & Red Bull, was that the recipe?

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“The problem of keeping track of thousands of near-identical penguins has been solved.” http://tinyurl.com/62ndqm Good, makes my day easier.

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Retweet: Can haz C# .NET web contractor? FT job in Singapore, or emergency cover from anywhere. Ideally independent person. DM plz kthzbai.

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Telstra FAIL! Can’t provide ADSL in suburbs of the nation’s capital. Customer told at least a 6-month wait. http://is.gd/HDL

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@shilosmiths @eisokant Welcome to my Twitterworld, hope you find something of value, for som value of “value”.

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Excellent! Just saw the Fail Whale while trying to post about ! Sure, it’s only 0900, but I reckon that calls for a drink.

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@jeffsonstein http://brewtopia.com.au is an Australian brewery. Of COURSE they take beer seriously. As shown in TV ad http://is.gd/HD1

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@jeffsonstein @lewellyn Brewtopia in Sydney have a beer label template that’s needed for their machines to work. http://is.gd/HCK

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This is them. http://brewtopia.com.au Haven’t tried them yet but hey, that’s the experiment.

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@lewellyn I intend to use labels on a batch for a @stub meeting here in Sydney, know a firm that will custom-label short runs of beer.

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Retweet @ApostrophePong: Thailand’s real-world Fail Whales. http://snurl.com/2q3pd

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@mrthanki Ah, I think I confused something you wrote with the Mobile Monday networking night in Sydney, don’t worry.

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@4fthawaiian Happy birthday to you too…! Have a good one!

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@jeffsonstein The TZ had better be UTC or I will mercilessly harass you about further parochialism. I will wait 5 minutes before looking. ;)

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@jeffsonstein Rules for contest give closing time to exact second, no time zone. Hyperconnected global society FAIL! http://is.gd/HAL

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@mpesce I guess “curmudgeon” includes me. :/

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Emerge. 0745 Saturday is not especially attractive in midwinter. But then neither am I.

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@mrthanki That said, my Tacky Heath Ledger Jokes experiment may be of interest to you. http://is.gd/Hlg (Screw Mobile Monday tho… [winks])

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@mrthanki Knowing that you only followed me ‘cos I’m “active” rather than being interesting in some way, not just a number, disappoints. :(

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@SnarkyPlatypus Julie Bishop can come over and smirk at my place any time, and six other verbs. http://is.gd/d6r

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@Bloggeries @mpesce Even better, use summize.com to do “username -from:username” to see ANY mentions of you, even if not @replies.

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@jeffsonstein I can be a Fail Whale Pale Ale label judge. I have good judgement and know what beer labels should look like.

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RT @kennysmith: Criticism of trail stale fail whale pale ale snail mail could land you in jail where you’d run pell mell. That’d be hell.

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Retweeted from earlier: “The Truth About The Truth About Climate Change” with Fist Dog on the Moon and Lisa McCune. http://is.gd/H8R

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@SnarkyPlatypus Retweet @seanosteen: @jeffsonstein Fail Whale Pale Ale pairs very nicely with Rick Roll Casserole!

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Now that there’s more data, there’s a clear patterns to my tweets on different days of the week. Reflects my work schedule. http://is.gd/j1Y

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Home. Inside a different artificial dead animal. I’ve caused the slaughter of hundreds of acryls.

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Brr! On nights like this I am so glad my new jacket allows me to stick my head into an artificial dead animal.

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@acatinatree This bar is a remarkable find given that it’s right at Wynyard. I might suggest a meet-up here for another time.

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I do not believe that I just got a public tweet to check my Twitter DMs, where sat a message to turn my phone on.

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Retweet @ApostrophePong Thaksin’s jailed lawyers case has the nickname. ROFL http://snurl.com/2ps7v

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Problem solved. Concourse Bar, Wynyard Station. Coopers Ale $4.70 a schooner. A choice of 6 cocktails $7.

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(Well, I doubt I’d have passed all six…)

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Military Rd, Neutral Bay, westbound on foot. In a civilised town I’d have passed 6 pubs by now.

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Dear Twitterverse, at Hotel Cremorne (shite). Want comfy pub for quite read / feed / tweet / potential conversation ‘tween here and Netwown.

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Fuck! Wondered why I got so many hits for Samantha Fox. Google “samantha fox” and the pic on my website is result #1! Must monetise page!

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@stokely As I said t’other day, yes, I will be in Melbourne soon. Just as soon as I figure the best way to scam it. ;) Gin Palace FTW!

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@NathanaelB [Raises hand.] I have no drink in front of me. However that’s only because the service here is shockingly bad.

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The Truth about Climate Change. Thank you, First Dog on the Moon and Lisa McCune. http://is.gd/H8R

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Even the Stillborn has potential to be better than this. Decisions. Stay here? Go elsewhere? Go home and do things with pork cutlets? Hmm…

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Why do I come back to the Hotel Cremorne? Front bar couch section has no coasters, even tho Friday rush is on. Hopeless, fucking hopeless.

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@garthk My liver hates me too, possibly not for the same reason.

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Loose on the North Shore.

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@SnarkyPlatypus “You typoed kthxbai.”? But it’s ALREADY a typo. Is there a second-order one? “Typoo”? I propose “typoo”. 2nd proposal today.

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