Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 19th, 2008

RT @SnarkyPlatypus: It’s scary that Julia Gillard now sounds like more of a robot than Kevin Rudd does.

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DID is Dissociative Identity Disorder, which used to be called “multiple personality disorder”. http://is.gd/bxj

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@LacqueredStudio Some bits of Telstra are actually very good. But other bits are completely braindead. Talk about DID!

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@LacqueredStudio Oh the delicious irony is that it’s Telstra NextG keeping me online while they fix the cut landline.

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@nwjerseyliz Sydney’s in its usual wild spring variability, 31C yesterday or something, 24C and humid today, and backpackers are swarming.

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Mon plan: Get over to Darlinghurst as soon as possible to provide on-site support thru the day, as well as catching up on “paperwork” there.

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Meanwhile Telstra’s systems tell them there IS a fault (yes, der) and say it’ll be fixed “by 7pm tomorrow”. The clock is running, Sol.

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Reporting dead landline and ADSL to provider iiNet, who are efficiently logging a fault report across to Telstra.

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Emerges. That wasn’t very long at all. The receptionist sounded nervous on the phone, becausde somethng is “different” now. Will she cope?

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: “He [@stilgherrian] plumbs memetic depths us mere ppl with sense would not ponder going near.” That goes into profile!

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@plasmaegg Yes, I’m an advocate of Intelligent Design. In fact, not only Design should be Intelligent, but most things. More smarter, pls!

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@iain_chalmers Yes @viveka’s “Gonzo Twitterer” comment was an amazing compliment. I really enjoyed last night’s efforts. I’ll do more soon.

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@sandraarico I don’t know @rosshill well at all, but nice to think these frail links can bring people together. Hi!

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@plasmaegg There is something amazingly appropriate about mis-spelling it “Gloria Genes” but it’s hard to explain.

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@amyderby You “accidentally” unfollowed me, eh? Spanky-poos to you, you naughtly little sheep!

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Where are all these new followers coming from? Please, folks, if you’ve started following me recently, do tell me why in an @stilgherrian!

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@SnarkyPlatypus [smirks] Actually this search might be a better selection of my past tweets. http://is.gd/4kNz

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@deswalsh Oh it gets better and better all the time! Thank you for http://tinyurl.com/itspi…

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@nicholaspatten: You’s tweet’s “intros/logos” and, yes, I’s happy’s. See, I am not an unreasonable man. ;) [safety catch ON]

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@DenubisX Well I am a remarkably forgiving man. I am renown for my tolerance and placid responses to life’s difficulties. http://is.gd/4kME

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One more coffee and then I’m off to Darlinghurst to play email-plumber for the day and into the evening a bit. Slowly.

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RT @mediajorge: I guess if u don’t really expect to get lucky u may as well yell out sh*t like “u can sit on my face anytime….”

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One misplaced apostrophe = one bullet. It’s a simple equation. We start from the knees and work upwards.

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@nicholaspatten Please do not put apostrophes into words which are simple plurals. Otherwise I may have to kill you.

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That electric foot massager looks like a Giant Siamese Vulva. Slip ‘em in!

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(Is it a good marketing strategy to call potential clients “lame-arsed” and “pricks”?)

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I should probably not be sitting on the platform at Kings Cross station giving media advice to lame-arsed bicycle-riding political parties.

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@GreensMPs DM for quote on half-day workshop “Effective Twittering”. @TurnbullMalcolm too, I’m not biased. All politicans are pricks. ;)

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@GreensMPs “Bob Brown: ACT elects 3 Greens MPs, polling 13% nationally. Shows Greens sensible, optimistic, mainstream.” http://is.gd/4nAS

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@GreensMPs Worst tweet ever. http://is.gd/4nB4 You have 140 characters. Please give CONTENT, not subject headings.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I like the idea of “PLURgherrian”. I am serenity and human kindness. New train arived. Well, a Tangara. Move it, people!

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RT @cameronreilly: “Recovering from last night’s hangover induced from drinking absinthe and hitting a gay bar.” @SnarkyPlatypus, look!

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@SnarkyPlatypus While you’re on the road you will have to out-do my efforts from the Corwa road trip. ;)

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Running on Town Hall station platforms is dangerous. Do it again and it’s elbow in your fucking face time!

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@lizstrauss @kcarruthers Re privacy, see @mpesce’s comment at http://is.gd/4nxX Departing Central. Everyone in this car will survive.

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How am I expected to fill your world with bile and bitterness when you do nice things for me?

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@ZebraBites: Oh nice, thank you! An article about the difficulty of culling words from the dictionaries! http://xrl.us/oud7d

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@ireckon I haven’t posted my detailed piece on NextG between Sydney and Cowra, but it was surprisingly good On a highway. YMMV.

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@wolfcat I’d put money on the route of the Channel 7 / NextG program having been mapped and trialled in vast detail before it started.

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@andrewdotnich Prams, Paraguay, yes… both replete with small, egomaniacal dictator. Well played, Sir! Train arrives. On.

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RT @middleclassgirl: “What? Semen didnt work either?” I don’t know WHERE to start with that, girl!

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I have Success Whale in my backpack today, and a nice SMS from a client as thank-you for last night’s work Odds of knife-murders reduced.

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I’m fairly certain that the operation of this FireWire port will not be enhanced by tomato sauce.

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Newtown is not built for prams, and certainly not prams the size of Paraguay.

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Listen, bitch, a little hand-wave doesn’t make up fo running a pedestrian crossing and turning without signalling. PS Your car is a crapbox.

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Mobile. Enmoqe Rd to Newtown to train to Kings Cross to Darlinghurst. Me + late-running Monday morning commuters is a heady mix.

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@jjprojects @wolfcat Erm, why surprise that a program on a commercial TV network is about the interests of the sponsor? That’s their JOB!

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@LacqueredStudio “Purposefully compartmentalised”? Nah, Occam’s Razor. Unfuckness is always more plausible than conspiracy.

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RT @SilkCharm: “DAD- Dissociative Avatar Disorder is the newest version of that, I believe. *signed SilkCharm… Laurel…*” [no comment]

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