Boarding proceeds… slowly and haphazardly. Transmitters off. #toto
Oh. Boarding. A Boeing 737 which today is KQ480 to Dar es Salaam. Tarmac walk. #toto
Through another security check. If I’m going to be bored, I might as well have a view of a misty cloudy morning over Nairobi airport. #toto
I’m not responding to tweets ‘cos I have no internets. Sending by SMS only. #toto
The highest concentration of duty-free booze shops is by gates servicing Virgin Atlantic and Amsterdam. How surprising. #toto
There is a cybercafe, which looks dodgy. Packet-sniffing and keystroke logging FTL. Also, lt sells Converse sneakers. #toto
Why are white South Africans always so fucking rude? #toto
Only one Wi-Fi point, locked. :( It is called “giraffe”, however. #toto
2 flights down, 2 to go. For today. Now. Huntimg Wi-Fi so I can see things… #toto
Touchdown Nairobi! It’s not even 6am and it’s still dark! Africa is COMPLETELY INVISIBLE! #toto
I still have no internets though. #toto
Oh. Apparently it works now. I’ll try to summarise an amazing and disorienting day in Zanzibar soonish. #toto
I’m still having SMS to Twitter failage. #toto
That little aircraft has two, um, propellors I thik they’re called. #toto
My last SMS toTwitter was made of fail. Will this one get thru? #toto
Sparrows. Everywhere I go there are sparrows. #toto
Changed USD 300 into TZS 393,000 in ragged notes. They’re not into giving a docket, it seems. #toto
I have a visa and I have cleared customs. I wait for the others, and a crow watches me. #toto
The stern lady smiled at my name, but she still took my passport and USD 150. I wait patiently with a gaggle of travellers. #toto
Touchdown Dar es Salaam, Tanzania. Filling in visa applicatiö. #toto