Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 20th, 2009

RT @BasementCat: I NOMMED UR LEMON GRAS WIF MAH VODKA. [That’d be right.]

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The lemon grass has gone missing.

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@earleyedition Signs that a reporter has NFI: references to chat “rooms”; Twitter “pages”. Others?

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@GreenJ Actually, I think the unicorns broke the Internet. ;) [smirks]

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@frankfil That’s all calls and SMS. I didn’t try doing global roaming on data connections.

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The majority of that is SMS, up to AUD 0.77 each. One 10min call with @ApostrophePong has been charged at AUD 58.96.

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Oh dear. Off-cap phone usage while in Tanzania etc: $420.65.

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@Tsagadai South Australia hasn’t been blessed with the greatest Attorneys-General in recent years, but what’s Atkinson’s main problem?

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South Australia has its own “Information Economy Agenda” 2009-2014. http://tr.im/t7vG

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I will be at the eCrime Symposium in Sydney on 4 August. http://tr.im/t7vg Who else? [Yes, yes, insert the obvious joke here.]

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@ADevenish I’m not quite sure what I’m doing with the unicorns, but I suspect it’s unnatural.

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@jdub That Indian hacker should’ve put an auto-cornify on the RAAF website. F/A-18s with sparkly rainbows FTW!

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@jdub Unicorn Day is 5 April. In Somerset. http://tr.im/t6QM “You will have the opportunity to experience the unique Unicorn healing.”

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@jdub Oh dear. http://www.cornify.com just HAD to exist, didn’t it! I wonder if Christopher Pyne knows about it.

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@trevorcook A shame it was the Tele that got caught, tho, ‘cos lots of media outlets do the same. Now it’ll be seen as just their fault.

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Reconfiguring Crikey’s unicorn filter.

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It works too well, in fact. I am going to listen to it a second time. http://tr.im/t67K

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RT @JonoH: Nirvana vs Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit up http://tr.im/t67K [Oh dear, this actually works!]

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@gnoll110 I have fixed the follow thing. I think. Meanwhile, yes, I should stop being Jesus? WFT? ;)

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Mentioning cupcakes seems to have pressed a few buttons. I’ll make a note of that.

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@gnoll110 How can I take the CityCat ferry to work? “Work” is my office, two rooms down the corridor from my bedroom!

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@mpesce @plasmaegg @sylmobile This is all very flattering, but if you NEED to believe in something, can’t it be cupcakes rather than me?

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Australian Government 2.0 Taskforce calls for comments on their issues paper. http://tr.im/t5Pd

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@ApostrophePong But does the world really NEED a “pimped-up version” of “Stilgherrian Live”?

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Proposed mods to Telecommunications (Interception and Access) Act 1979 re network infosec testing etc. http://is.gd/1EEXQ Hat-tip @piawaugh.

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@grum Are you wearing pants, though? That may affect @Nickhodge’s happiness levels. One way or the other.

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Tue plan: A desk day again, with webby stuff and adminny stuff; 1700 @ApostrophePong’s exhibition opening http://tr.im/tf9yl; dinner where?

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@NereadersDigest I am not responsible for your poorly-repressed memories. ;)

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je n’ai pas bien dormi, hélas. Je ne peux même pas penser à une métaphore amusante.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Le sommeil? Qu’est-ce que le sommeil? Est-ce un mythe?

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17yo Yorkshire lad fools everyone into believing he’s launching an airline. Almost. http://tr.im/t900 Fine social engineering!

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@johnhalton I’m glad you found the most important part of that research. ;) Thank you, Sir!

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@SnarkyPlatypus “The sexual habits of British men and women over 40 years old”, since you asked. http://tr.im/t8wz

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@SnarkyPlatypus I do not have a comprehensive knowledge of the sexual habits of the British.

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You should probably not have sex with your dead husband’s brother on the day of his funeral. Bloody BBC.

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@hadrianblaq Nah, I’m annoyed the lemon grass went missing. It means no tom yum gai tonight. “/

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@rbuerckner We’ve come to the conclusion that the lemon grass was mistaken for food scraps of some sort and thrown out.

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@barrysaunders Yes, “online blog” is pretty woeful. It’s very stabby-making, in fact.

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