Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 31st, 2009

Kyle Sandilands should use Slandr. They’re running ads for a mobile lie detector.

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The autocab has been summoned. I shall soon be en route to Paddington, specifally Metro Screen, for… something.

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@vampSaam Glad you enjoy our little early-morning French waffles. As it were.

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@wolfcat Horses have SMS now? Really? Lucky things, they can hear from Shane Warne!

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@jeffjarvis Ah, a hypothetical! Truly dunno how I’d answer that. Offer me some money to write a book and I’ll see if I accept! ;)

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Tweeting, Cricket Australia style: “We get the Twitter from Phillip and I feed them into our IT guy.” http://tr.im/uZxI

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@Nickhodge Mind you, I spent all yesterday in a TV studio. http://tr.im/uZlF Streamed, not broadcast, but still…

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So why are “new media” (my descriptor) experts like @jeffjarvis and @chr1sa so keen to sell their… books?

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Reading about Tony Abbott. http://tr.im/uZf6 While in bed. Something is wrong with me.

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Emerges. Disappointed that @unsungsongs was quasi-disappointed with my efforts at panda fantasy.

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I think I’d better go now. [exit]

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[unrelated question] How do you milk a panda, anyway?

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@unsungsongs Also, if you Google for “panda fantasy” with safe search turned off… well… you’ve been warned, that’s all I’ll say.

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@unsungsongs I often picture you with herds of pandas roaming the vast plains of central Asia. You usually wear spurs in those images.

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@unsungsongs A pony. I think you should be a pony when you grown up. Or maybe a unicorn. If you’re up for it.

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@mattvaughan Oddly enough, the only time I’ve had to deal with a speed-psychosis’d nutter with a knife, it was in Paddington, not Newtown.

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Wondering why my face feels so weird, and realising it’s ‘cos I haven’t removed the TV makeup from this afternoon. Gawd.

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Two morph videos to enjoy and play spot-the-face: Men in Film http://tr.im/uTNI and Women in Film http://tr.im/uTNU Hat-tip Narelle.

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@seancarmody Look, jugs of cocktails is a totally wrong concept anyway, so does it come down to alcohol/$?

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In respose to responses , yes, we’re returning to the real world of Newtown now. Like NOW. ETA 10 mins.

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In Paddington the jugs of cocktails are $20. In Newtown, $10. Discuss.

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“Snorting meth off a Bowie knife” WTF?

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Why the fuck do the emotionally screwed-up weirdos always choose ME to talk to?

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For those who’ve asked, that “Stilgherrian Live” special edition will go online… somewhere… at some time… I’ll let you know.

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Thank you all. That was fun. We’re striking the studio now, will pay more attention to everything once that’s done.

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Tweeting from the presenter’s desk is a bit weird.

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@fictillius The tweets would come into CoveritLive thru Twitter Search, which seems to be lagged today.

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Yeah I’d filter out @grum if I were directing too. ;)

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@grum This is primarily a training exercise for the Metro Screen folks, not a permanent change. ;)

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Thank you to too many people who seemed to know that it’s “Something is wrong with my baby” http://is.gd/1Vpfw

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Dear Twitterverse, have Jimmy (“Barnesy”) Barnes and John (“Farnsey”) Farnham ever sung together?

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Looking at the rundown, this is actually a 90-minute program, and the hashtag is (for “Metro Screen LIve).

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“Stilgherrian Live (Metro Screen) Special” is at 2pm AEST, explanation at http://tr.im/uOuE and stream at http://tr.im/uP7r

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Less than an hour to air time. My makeup is done. They’re doing a run-through of a bizarre quiz/contest segment.

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This is a lame-arsed test to see whether I’m correctly tracking the hashtag.

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Two hours until showtime. Crew finalising camera set-ups and lighting for the game show.

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@barrysaunders There is nothiing dubious about Thai whisky. Nothing. Also, we were not rowdy.

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