Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 23rd, 2009

Most situations are improved with an inappropriate Latino parody.

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@firstdogonmoon Ah, Sir, we always realise the little improvements AFTER the deadline. Such is life.

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Being Irish is some kind of genetic disorder.

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Dear @firstdogonmoon, a “Fantastic Voyage” rendering of Wilson Tuckey’s brain is truly inspired! http://bit.ly/1I9lVI

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“Podcasting Equipment Guide” http://bit.ly/M9qG4 [And yes, there’s a reason I’m reviewing that.]

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@ciaranj “Somewhere in the world it’s always happy hour” is an important motto. Also, Samoans know how to party.

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RT @dizzystuff: I’m pretty sure this is the flowchart you’re looking for: http://bit.ly/s5DE7 [Correct.]

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@bengrubb I believe that Jägerbombs are available at a thousand dodgy bars near wherever you’re standing right now, with or without Samoans.

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Do you want to see Antony Green’s legs raise money for charity? http://bit.ly/43S0y6 Dear ACMA, can has takedown notice?

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Where to start? ;) Clive Hamilton as The Greens candidate for Higgins? @bengrubb wanting Jägerbombs? WTF? Enjoy the basketball.

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Oh FFS! It’s 2009! Does your website REALLY need to start with “skip intro” while I pay for bandwidth to load irrelevant shite?

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OH: “So what’s the difference between a sporran and a tampon?”

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@andrewbarnett Since when did “works part time as a police officer and is married with kids” preclude being gay?

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Oh dear. The Samoans are starting on the Jägerbombs. Time check: 6.30pm.

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@trib Wait! What? You mean there are homosexuals working as cabin crew with Qantas? REALLY? When did that start?

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Are you dancing for Christmas? I am.

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@FiveThumbsDown Thank you. If I have a choice, I’d prefer to be the 14yr old girl who likes the Jonas Brothers. If only for the cosmetics.

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So, my 30,000th tweet (discounting Twitter counting fail) was from the queue at the bank. Lame. http://bit.ly/OmyMy

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RT various: Apple’s new advert in response to Windows 7. Yes, retro lulz. http://bit.ly/4glS5j

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@Nickhodge The lack of skimpily-clad females isn’t the only thing wrong with that video. http://bit.ly/178Asv

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RT @WoollyMittens: Oooh… gayDar… http://bit.ly/178Asv [Yes, nice song choice for a Friday afternoon. KInda.]

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And to @fictillius @smperris @wolfcat… well… yes. Shoosh. Also, thank you @daz77 @WoollyMittens @Nickhodge @JoshuaWithers [Sigh.]

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@willhughes It’s giving random wrong readings. Or the world is changing and I’m not keeping up. Or something.

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I think my gaydar is broken.

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Hmmm… I think everyone I needed to interact with has pissed off early for the weekend. Well, good for them, I guess. Pricks.

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More Irish than usual? Has a fresh convict hulk arrived?

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That said, if I weren’t in a queue at the bank, I’d never get to watch “The Saddle Club” on TV.

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Clients who pay promptly are lovely. Paying by cheque takes the shine off it a bit.

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Mobile: Rushing to Enmore Rd; King St; local errands; some quiet spot to finish an article with an ale; home for a quiet night.

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On Radio 2MCE Bathurst’s “Homepage” at 3pm AEDT, program on social media for social change I think. Stream http://bit.ly/b0QR in 13 mins.

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RT @dobes: What not to serve at a children’s birthday party: http://bit.ly/20fGMn [Oh dear! Those eyes!]

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I do like Senator Conroy referring to “National Party think tank” as an oxymoron. http://bit.ly/1owzWJ

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Noting how many Senators ask questions in Estimates, answers to which are on public record, easily findable without an expensive Committee.

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Antony Green’s comments on Clive Hamilton for The Greens in Higgins were on “PM” last night. http://bit.ly/iGcUg

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Pollytics I re-state my position: The simplistic Left v Right view of politics is WAY out of date.

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Heh! Jess the Hummer-driver is getting upset by my criticism. Diddums. http://bit.ly/3jRkFC

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Ah, @Pollytics writes “Greens choose moralising crypto-communist for Higgins” http://bit.ly/1dMBjq 124 comments so far.

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@paulkidd @SnarkyPlatypus OK, that’s two votes for writing about Clive Hamilton and The Greens. http://bit.ly/MEaYS is the announcement.

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@kerryank I have a piece in the works on how much an employer gets to control an employee’s own time, so I won’t do that today. But thanks.

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RT @kerryank: Queensland has essentially banned teachers from having public web sites? http://bit.ly/3tIYxR

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Trying to decide what to write about this morning. Clive Hamilton and The Greens? Windows 7 launch? Something else? Nothing?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis rempli d’admiration et de secours, la suite des événements de la semaine. Et vous?

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Posting irritated comments on my blog post, “HUMMER to WANKER”. Conspicuous waste is obscene, no? http://bit.ly/3e9Chw

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Antony Green: Too early for full 2010 election analysis site, but never too early for a swing calculator. http://bit.ly/Q7SmG

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“I don’t know what to do with myself half the time. And the other half I’m pissed.” Ah, BBC drama!

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