This may be hard to believe, @bgosford, but curry-condom-head man was WAY uglier than Paul Toohey.
Home.
En route home, at which point all questions shall be answered. More or less. Mostly less.
That man has a head like a condom full of stale beef curry. And a brown shirt. He frowns at everthing.
Six.
OH FFS LEARN TO USE THAT SKATEBOARD BEFORE TRYING TO BE A “COOL HIPSTER SKATER” YOU USELESS TRY-HARD TOSSER!
Out of the 8 people waiting here, I want to stab 5.
“I tell you what, mate, here’s a fuckin’ touchscreen gesture for you that Apple ain’t got no patent on!”
Remembering that the Dunning-Kruger Effect is universal. A. http://bit.ly/8733 B. http://bit.ly/dlWRAC
Burn them.
Certain people need to remember that they’re no longer virgins.
“t’s Eddie’s horns that draw visitors’ attention.” http://bit.ly/danlET I agree. They do.
Ponderising.
I’m all for discussion the actual issue Newman raised, not repetitive “ABC bias” or “global warning is a myth” stuff. Alas… humans!
Excellent @skribe! If you agree with ABC chairman it’d be good to have a sensible angle at http://bit.ly/cbXCXd or http://bit.ly/cait6D
Trolls here, @peterhau! “ABC chairman gives editorial independence a kick in the groin” http://bit.ly/cait6D
Feeding trolls. Sigh.
@realityraver Cow & Moon has opened some time in the last 3 days. It’s where The Washing Done used to be.
156 Enmore Rd has license application for “general bar”, The Green Room. 92 pax.
New on Enmore Rd, corner London St: Cow & Moon “Artisan Gelati”. A café. Won’t investigate today, need actual food.
Thank you @Pollytics for a glorious perspective on the “boat people” “problem”. http://bit.ly/axhX94
Still angry about Maurice Newman. I need to channel this anger. I shall go for lunch now.
RT @ssharwood: @stilgherrian you are what’s wrong with the media today :-) [I’ll add that to my bio, I reckon.]
Deciding what to have for my first solid meal in three days.
Before we argued whether it’s “on the internet” or “on the Internet”, it was once “on INTERNET”. http://bit.ly/acDiqw
RT @ssharwood: I was turned on … by @stilgherrian and @vealmince. http://bit.ly/9R4ksw
“Squirm” is such an excellent word.
Ah, branding! “Sportage Australia” brand t-shirts, logo has a kangaroo. Made in Bangladesh. $5 each from Paddy’s Markets.
@ato_gov_au Will you be responding to questions on Twitter? Or are you purely a one-way announcement feed?
Besides so far @ato_gov_au is purely one-way, it seems. Let’s see.
I don’t think customer service on Twitter scales well @thewinchesterau plus ATO has strict privacy requirements. Can that work?
You have now confused me young woman @elerimai … What is the difference between a unicorn and an elephant?
The Australian Taxation Office on Twitter? Um, why? @ato_gov_au
I believe I am hearing voices from an invisible pink unicorn.
RT @MiaFreedman: Should there be age restrictions on ‘intimite’ hair removal? http://bit.ly/bzLF6S [Of course! Hit 75yo, let it sprout!]
PR idiocy: Media releases containing ‘significant’, ‘substantial’ AND ‘unique’ triples in 7 years. http://bit.ly/cL2FhO
Good morning @gabewong. What awaits you today?
@duncanriley Erm 45mg is more than plenty codeine. IIRC correctly maximum prescription-only dosage is 15mg or 30mg. Drink water, Sir!
Oh. I am running out of magic white powder. The cupboard is bare. Logistics fail.
@duncanriley Also, the dark secret of pharmaceuticals: what’s in the pill is written on the box. Or indicated by the little rabbit symbol.
@duncanriley Depends how you judge “unsafe”. Codeine’s LD50 (lethal dose for 50% of people) is 800mg in the average person, if that helps.
Fri plan: Complete final annoying compliance paperwork; plan “Patch Monday” podcast; minor sysadmin; clear desk; TGIF.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. On me supplia de la délégation de l’empire Feline nouveau. Ils font des demandes fort. Et vous?
Well @marclehmann if we want to start a #crazygoat meme this could be an even better photo. http://bit.ly/9S0gvW
@declanmurphy Small shrinking world indeed! I have so informed the personal who told me about nightingale poo facials. http://bit.ly/cKGKIn
These goats are dangerous anarchists and must be stopped! http://bit.ly/bRSMN7
Emerges. Day 5.
Let’s see if we can get some actual sleep tonight. [exit]
For that quote and much more see “You call that having sex?” by @markmorford http://bit.ly/coSUpg If you dare.
“We had sex, but it was with Ann Coulter/Glenn Beck/Charlie Sheen, so it was more like, you know, bestiality. And not the good kind.”
@jonoabroad I’ve seen a fairly comprehensive gamut of psychological problems in my time. It’ll have to VERY new to interest me.
Japanese nightingale-dropping facials, performed by estheticians licensed by the state of New Mexico. http://bit.ly/bHnfXQ
I have one thing to say to you @SnarkyPlatypus and it’s http://bit.ly/4aINE1
Gawd I can’t be arsed scrolling back any further just to deal with people’ psychological problems.
All oracles are faulty, @SnarkyPlatypus