Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 11th, 2010

This may be hard to believe, @bgosford, but curry-condom-head man was WAY uglier than Paul Toohey.

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En route home, at which point all questions shall be answered. More or less. Mostly less.

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That man has a head like a condom full of stale beef curry. And a brown shirt. He frowns at everthing.

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OH FFS LEARN TO USE THAT SKATEBOARD BEFORE TRYING TO BE A “COOL HIPSTER SKATER” YOU USELESS TRY-HARD TOSSER!

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Out of the 8 people waiting here, I want to stab 5.

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“I tell you what, mate, here’s a fuckin’ touchscreen gesture for you that Apple ain’t got no patent on!”

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Remembering that the Dunning-Kruger Effect is universal. A. http://bit.ly/8733 B. http://bit.ly/dlWRAC

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Certain people need to remember that they’re no longer virgins.

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“t’s Eddie’s horns that draw visitors’ attention.” http://bit.ly/danlET I agree. They do.

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I’m all for discussion the actual issue Newman raised, not repetitive “ABC bias” or “global warning is a myth” stuff. Alas… humans!

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Excellent @skribe! If you agree with ABC chairman it’d be good to have a sensible angle at http://bit.ly/cbXCXd or http://bit.ly/cait6D

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Trolls here, @peterhau! “ABC chairman gives editorial independence a kick in the groin” http://bit.ly/cait6D

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Feeding trolls. Sigh.

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@realityraver Cow & Moon has opened some time in the last 3 days. It’s where The Washing Done used to be.

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156 Enmore Rd has license application for “general bar”, The Green Room. 92 pax.

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New on Enmore Rd, corner London St: Cow & Moon “Artisan Gelati”. A café. Won’t investigate today, need actual food.

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Thank you @Pollytics for a glorious perspective on the “boat people” “problem”. http://bit.ly/axhX94

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Still angry about Maurice Newman. I need to channel this anger. I shall go for lunch now.

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RT @ssharwood: @stilgherrian you are what’s wrong with the media today :-) [I’ll add that to my bio, I reckon.]

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Deciding what to have for my first solid meal in three days.

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Before we argued whether it’s “on the internet” or “on the Internet”, it was once “on INTERNET”. http://bit.ly/acDiqw

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“Squirm” is such an excellent word.

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Ah, branding! “Sportage Australia” brand t-shirts, logo has a kangaroo. Made in Bangladesh. $5 each from Paddy’s Markets.

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@ato_gov_au Will you be responding to questions on Twitter? Or are you purely a one-way announcement feed?

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Besides so far @ato_gov_au is purely one-way, it seems. Let’s see.

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I don’t think customer service on Twitter scales well @thewinchesterau plus ATO has strict privacy requirements. Can that work?

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You have now confused me young woman @elerimai … What is the difference between a unicorn and an elephant?

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The Australian Taxation Office on Twitter? Um, why? @ato_gov_au

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I believe I am hearing voices from an invisible pink unicorn.

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RT @MiaFreedman: Should there be age restrictions on ‘intimite’ hair removal? http://bit.ly/bzLF6S [Of course! Hit 75yo, let it sprout!]

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PR idiocy: Media releases containing ‘significant’, ‘substantial’ AND ‘unique’ triples in 7 years. http://bit.ly/cL2FhO

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Good morning @gabewong. What awaits you today?

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@duncanriley Erm 45mg is more than plenty codeine. IIRC correctly maximum prescription-only dosage is 15mg or 30mg. Drink water, Sir!

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Oh. I am running out of magic white powder. The cupboard is bare. Logistics fail.

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@duncanriley Also, the dark secret of pharmaceuticals: what’s in the pill is written on the box. Or indicated by the little rabbit symbol.

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@duncanriley Depends how you judge “unsafe”. Codeine’s LD50 (lethal dose for 50% of people) is 800mg in the average person, if that helps.

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Fri plan: Complete final annoying compliance paperwork; plan “Patch Monday” podcast; minor sysadmin; clear desk; TGIF.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. On me supplia de la délégation de l’empire Feline nouveau. Ils font des demandes fort. Et vous?

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Well @marclehmann if we want to start a meme this could be an even better photo. http://bit.ly/9S0gvW

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@declanmurphy Small shrinking world indeed! I have so informed the personal who told me about nightingale poo facials. http://bit.ly/cKGKIn

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These goats are dangerous anarchists and must be stopped! http://bit.ly/bRSMN7

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Emerges. Day 5.

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Let’s see if we can get some actual sleep tonight. [exit]

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For that quote and much more see “You call that having sex?” by @markmorford http://bit.ly/coSUpg If you dare.

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“We had sex, but it was with Ann Coulter/Glenn Beck/Charlie Sheen, so it was more like, you know, bestiality. And not the good kind.”

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@jonoabroad I’ve seen a fairly comprehensive gamut of psychological problems in my time. It’ll have to VERY new to interest me.

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Japanese nightingale-dropping facials, performed by estheticians licensed by the state of New Mexico. http://bit.ly/bHnfXQ

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I have one thing to say to you @SnarkyPlatypus and it’s http://bit.ly/4aINE1

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Gawd I can’t be arsed scrolling back any further just to deal with people’ psychological problems.

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All oracles are faulty, @SnarkyPlatypus

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