O hai, I’m on ABC @1233newcastle with @carolduncan at 1110 talking NBN. Stream at http://bit.ly/2hC4b7
If anyone wants to play along at home, “Inquiry into Cyber Crime” report http://bit.ly/d1kU9B
OK, I am now face-down in the House of Reps cyber crime report doing, erm, “analysis”. Have I sinned THAT much, O Lord?
@SnarkyPlatypus Just because you can use capital letters correctly doesn’t mean you’re any better than anyone else.
RT @middleclassgirl: Omg they stole my gag! [At least they let you keep the red ball and you handcuffs.]
Not THAT sort of cruise bar, @SnarkyPlatypus, but this sort http://bit.ly/9hn2B0 Wanna come along after work?
Wed plan: AM writing; 1230 Samsung Galaxy S launch, RHI; 1700 Nokia Siemens World Cup party, Cruise Bar, Circular Quay; liver surgery.
@SnarkyPlatypus Peut-être que “une chienne téléphonique” serait une meilleure expression. Ils me nourrir et me rafraîchir avec des boissons.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me prépare pour une journée de lance téléphonique. Et vous? Avez-vous survivre à la nuit de sport?
Emerges, somewhat.
Anyway that’s enough for me for one day. I’m not paid danger money for this shit. [exit]
@franksting Spotted it in one. I appreciate that a Reps report compiles what they’re told, but this is SO far behind the pace.
@benrhughes Indeed, all other crime is motivated by puppies. Apparently. I suspect I am going to be snarky about this report.
Home.
For the safety of those around me, I am heading home the read the rest of this arsehattery in solitude.
And people wonder why journalists drink.
“Financial gain was repeatedly identified as the prime motivator of cyber crime.” Well fuck me dead!
@PeterDVeness Ah sorry. In that case, no, current MSM reporting on the report has cherry-picked a few gosh-wow issues.
@PeterDVeness Oi! That’s not what I said!
“The Internet has … become a critical part of the communications infrastructure of most modern economies.” OMFG! Who knew?
This. Is. Fucking. Insane. Who signed off on this idiocy? Oh. Belinda Neal. As you were.
No @jasonlangenauer whatever you do don’t start reading this report without at least two grams of ketamine.
WTF? ACMA, of all people, as coordinating body for network data held by infosec companies on malware? And then what? Write a stern letter?
Reading the report by the House of Reps Inquiry into Cyber Crime http://bit.ly/d1kU9B and wondering if this pub has enough vodka.
@carolduncan Heh! I can explain the NBN without pr0n downloads. This Unleashed article has some of the points. http://bit.ly/9tNRLA
@carolduncan Lovely. As for #whatchopper may I suggest the Ми-8? http://bit.ly/a4ZzA2
@peterhau Ah, I see that my finger-typing of “Ashfield” was auto-corrected to “Afield”. I shall have to fix that.
Unexpected Ashfield http://post.ly/kJE5
@peterhau Why would I be in Victoria?
@carolduncan Oh sure I can ‘splain that stuff. Easy peasy. #istillwannachoppertho
Oh. Apparently I am now taking a train to Afield. That wasn’t exactly my plan. Ah, the scenic route…
@carolduncan I can happily explain the NBN if you need. Helicopter to Newcastle?
@adamclat Oh, I gather it wasn’t a SEKRIT meeting then. Yes, great to catch up with you and Stuart.
Meeting done, and most fascinating. Informative and fascinating, in fact. En route back to the village.
Opinion seems to be divided.
Are you allowed to masturbate at railway stations?
Mobile: Enmore Rd; King St; lunch & errands; Newtown station; Town Hall station; 1400 Elizabeth St for a meeting.
I see that @JohnBirmingham has be channelling my thoughts again http://bit.ly/aRtUTU
@renailemay Now the important question is, “What do I win?”
@renailemay It seem you’re in the Strand Arcade, between Pitt and George Streets, Sydney.
Here’s @ApostrophePong’s short video “Identity Crisis” for last night’s Kino #37 http://bit.ly/91E0Vo