Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 12th, 2010

No, iView, I do not wish you to misbehave now.

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Albinoni was made for the Stylophone, and inter-city trains http://bit.ly/a5g3sL

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes Brett Domino is a bit special. And bonus points for theremin awesomeness of the hand actions.

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Oh. Brett Domino hath a new medley. http://youtu.be/l77li1X6… HT @Colvinius

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@expectproblems Baby Cthulhu must really, really hate me by now.

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Hmmm… I’ll say it again, I don’t have a particularly sweet tooth. Butterscotch anything is of no interest to me, let alone cuttlefish.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Nickhodge I think the exercise bike should power some sort of vodka pump, with a handy tube.

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No, Autocorrect, you may NOT autocorrect “cuttlefish” to “butterscotch”. Arsehat.

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@Nickhodge I had no idea that giant cuttlefish were a metre long and, well, South Australian! Behold our new Cuttlefish Overlords!

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The doco on ABC iView about cuttlefish intelligence is quite good viewing. And they all look so yummy.

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Re my comments earlier about journalism, Andrew Sullivan hits the spot here http://bit.ly/aokX9V HT @vealmince

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Look @facibus it’s been a while since we’ve had a PMILF, breast pump fantasies or not. Or any other kind of pump. Go with it.

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It is important to retweet every compliment someone gives you. No-one ever thinks that it’s egotistical self-promotion.

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Oh dear. I just wished someone to “have a good weekend”. It’s going to be one of those weeks…

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Whoever just mentioned that they were thinking about Julia Gillard and breast pumps, yes, you were right to keep it to a DM.

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@Warlach Now you’ve got me thinking about @TonyAbbottMHR and catheters. My afternoon is complete, eh @Nickhodge?

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@Nickhodge Journalists don’t emit carbon. It’s a different gas entirely. I have a whole bladder-full ready and waiting.

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@BZB Ah, but news IS a manufactured object! Journalists create a certain number of news items per day, in a factory.

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Oh Christ! Not ANOTHER internet poll on the internet filter! Quick, Gentle Rodents, press those levers!

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How many stories are not being reported because journalists are busy with pointless speculation over election dates?

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@alexkidman Thank you. My work here us done. Unless I can tell you about my Amanda Vanstone fantasies…?

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“New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products” http://onion.com/cEAlv1

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@izevaka You’re quite right. Women should never watch Channel Nine. Or men.

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I’ll ask you this one question, @jeamland: Have you ever seen me and Sarah Palin at the same time? I rest my case.

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Hey @SnarkyPlatypus we MUST find out where this shop is! http://bit.ly/b5LFhX

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Noticing a few people forgetting that “feminist” and “strong-minded woman” are not synonyms.

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I probably need to be fact-checked. Not a euphemism. Probably.

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@mrsnickhodge I am a bit over the hyperbole that some politicians use. It highlights the weakness of their arguments.

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@skaye I am not the guardian of arsehattery. You may use whichever words please you. [touches with wand] [sparkles]

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Dear @TonyAbbottMHR, Mr Rudd wasn’t actually “executed”. I saw him on the telly and he looked just fine, if a little sad. Arsehat.

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; King St; Happy Chef for seafood laksa; somewhere quiet to read and make a few calls. Very excitement.

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@skribe Normally it’s “everyone was” rather than “everyone were”, though I’d have subbed it to “no-one was hurt”.

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ABC photo caption grammar fail: “Police say everyone on board were not hurt.” http://bit.ly/8cEIUO

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America’s creativity crisis: all downhill since 1990 http://bit.ly/an2WvJ

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I think it’s important to criticize something without knowing anything about it. Ping @jdub @beeso @docbaty @peterhau @trib

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@SnarkyPlatypus J’ai un mot à vous dire: “sushi discount heure du thé”.

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“Germany: Delete, don’t block: It works!” http://bit.ly/axWMkR Yes, you CAN take down the child porn!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je crois comprendre que “les fruits de mer” et “plat” sont des mots qui vont bien ensemble. A quelle heure?

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“Mummies - zombies in medicinal giftwrap - are laughably non-threatening … If they had erections, they’d be scary. But so would Goofy.”

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“Twilight’s sulky vampires are less frightening than a knitted cushion” says Charlie Brooker, correctly http://bit.ly/c9PxDr

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Bienvenue dans un monde dominé par les fruits de mer. Aussi, je suis fatigué. Et vous?

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New “Patch Monday” podcast at @zdnetaustralia: “Conroy’s filter masterstroke” featuring @peterjblack http://bit.ly/ahsrVn

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You’re right @jasonlangenauer the latest tweet from @JuliaGillard is pointless platitude http://bit.ly/c8CAM7

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How dare @JuliaGillard call a media conference when I’m busy. I can’t possibly vote for anyone so inconsiderate.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ne sommes nous pas tous des experts dans les sondages sur Internet? Ils sont très spéciaux.

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I thank @sophblack for giving me an excuse to re-watch Larry Ellison’s rant against cloud computing http://youtu.be/8UYa6gQC…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis tout à coup un expert de ce matin. Un genre très spécial d’experts. Et vous?

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Oh, so THAT’S what the paywall is for! To line up the journalists against and shoot them. Well, I’m all for efficiency.

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Tue plan (blurry): AM write for Crikey; lunch & local errands; PM TBA when I see how I feel, ‘cos I woke up blurry this morning.

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@erkpod No, you did not ruin take 1. You are not that clever. :P

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Emerges, take 2. Erk.

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“‘Not a word’ is not an argument”, could be subtitled “most pedants are wrong”? http://bit.ly/dCdNR7

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Emerges. The world is still full of arsehats I see…

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Now everyone else in this room is licking their nipples. Noisily.

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Look, I’ll bloody well AUTHENTICATE_XML_ERROR you right up your arse in a minute!

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Black wine, @Pollytics @jasonlangenauer? That makes no sense. I am still baffled.

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