Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 14th, 2010

Further to “Adam Schwab is an arsehat”, I will be explaining in tomorrow’s Crikey. Yes, that was my story pitch.

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RT @facibus: Good grief. @sandiegoatjobs is not a good twitter handle, even if you do have something to do with San Diego. Think it through.

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Adam Schwab is an arsehat.

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RT @jonoabroad: Community Unified New Technologies Specialist. [Now THAT’S a buzzword!]

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Apparently @gusworldau has a big package. I heard it on Twitter.

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I think we need more meaningless buzzwords. There’s not enough meaningless buzzwords in social media.

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Oh Christ, @renailemay is on another rant. Someone send tranquilisers to Kensington NOW.

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@PointZeroOne Yes but following me on Twitter only gets intermittent insights, rather than a continuous, exclusive burst of pure me.

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I should auction off time with me on eBay. Buyer pays for dinner and “fee”. They get my brain, such that is is, until the wine runs out.

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@renailemay I suggest that you tell these PR types to use the goddam internet find out things. It’s not like you’re hidden.

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@R_Chirgwin I agree, it’s best not to think to closely about some of this imagery… ;)

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Loose in Paddington. I think the 3 Weeds is calling. Strolling with intent.

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@SnarkyPlatypus No no, the fantasy was quite different actually…

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@jeamland I do households if it’s to kick off a major website network, yes. A bigger gig than I thought, and a fun one.

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Arriving at client’s townhouse. Behaving myself.

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@jonoabroad In Paddington, “going wild” means using two different kinds of lettuce in the same salad.

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Thinking impure thoughts in Waterloo.

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Significant RI upgrade on this bus since last time.

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In Erskineville, there are people sitting in the winter sun drinking beer.

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; snack; route 355 bus; Moore Park; walk up the hill to Paddington; 1500 client meeting; 1600-ish loose in Paddington.

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A Social Media Expert [Guru] Kit, courtesy of @JoelyRighteous http://bit.ly/aoywgr

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There are people whining on the internet. Again. I wish they’d stop.

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Support for Windows XP SP2, 2000, Server 2000 ends today. http://bit.ly/cm9YSB A decade goes so fast…

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RT @couriermail: Brisbane school drama: 15 children, 20 adults treated for breathing difficulties, stinging eyes. [The acting was that bad?]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Mon baril de productivité peuvent être remplis avec presque n’importe quel liquide. Je suis assez polyvalent.

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Oh dear. “Q. What does a bogan girl use as protection during sex? A. A bus shelter.” http://bit.ly/dzyZXG

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis vidé de toute productivité. Je suis un vase vide, prêt pour vos efforts acharnés. Et vous?

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@chris23 The monitor is large, flat and colour-corrected. It works. Why waste money buying another one?

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Cats assist @ApostrophePong with the photo editing http://post.ly/nDO6

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@deptofinternets Yes, I think we need to persuade Paul Keating to join Twitter. He’d reach a whole new audience.

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Does Keating not know how to use the post? Or is his letter to Hawke via The Australian his own low-tech ?

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Is “Rangatweetgate” a word? Well it is now.

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RT @deptofinternets: “The Ranga”, eh? I wonder what term @barryofarrell would use for a black Prime Minister?

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RT @benraue: Did @barryofarrell just accidentally tweet a ‘deeply off the record’ comment to @latikambourke? http://twitpic.com/25b9bk

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@mpesce You asked about “dynamic” and “creative”, not “profitable”. The first two only lead to the third of execution is good.

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Thank you @abcnews for now telling us @JuliaGillard’s “televised speech” is at National Press Club, 1230 AEST http://bit.ly/b4rDcJ

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@mpesce I think Microsoft has become “a more dynamic, creative company” DESPITE Steve Ballmer’s “leadership”.

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And speaking of arsehats, it’s time for me to write my piece about Adam Schwab and his NBN “analysis”.

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This @abcnews story on today’s “national televised address” by @JuliaGillard doesn’t say where and when. http://bit.ly/b4rDcJ Arsehats.

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Thu plan: Write for Crikey; set up new client project “in the system”; local errands; invoicing; minor desk stuff; quiet evening.

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@liubinskas The “Subscribe to updates via email” at http://bit.ly/bLMqm2 is broken: form tags not correctly set up.

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@shalailah It’s a hoot. She’s not actually ugly to begin with I think, IMO, but she’s spot on with her beauty tips.

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“How to trick people into thinking you’re good looking” http://youtu.be/OYpwAtny…

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Are you two cats sitting next to me and washing very very loudly for any particular reason? I wouldn’t be about fish, by any chance?

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@JohnBirmingham Well, I’m about to re-read before so the memory is fresh, so yes a good strategy.

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@mtats Well, it’ll be an easy task tomorrow morning to dismantle Schwab’s ill-considered “analysis”.

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@einspruch Oh they’re under 10yo. Forget exactly how old. Artemis’ tail was a crush-by-car-tyre job. http://bit.ly/beRkC2

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I see @jeamland is building an easier-to-understand “how to vote below the line” site and needs a designer to prettify http://bit.ly/dp9TQ9

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@einspruch Those photos are a bit old now. Artemis has lost her tail and Apollo is a cranky old thing.

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@einspruch Yes, there are two cats, Apollo and Artemis. Apollo is more annoying. http://bit.ly/dgkIsu

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Home, cats fed.

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fridley OH: “with my right hand I can get three fingers in easy…. with my left it takes more effort ….”

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@ApostrophePong No wonder arts students drink so much. And yes, my purple cap is Phrygian, kinda.

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@NewtonMark @eddit0r Yes, Schwab’s odd anti-NBN rant in @crikey_news today. So many fundamental misunderstandings. Total arsehat.

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I’ll be ok. I’ll be ok. Deep breath. Deeeeep breath…

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The RI has gone to shit n’all.

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This is awful, just awful.

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Walking down Oxford St would be so much more pleasurable with a small box of hand grenades. About 20 should do.

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Mobile: Attempting to find a bus or train what will take me home so I can explain certain people’s arsehattery.

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@Pollytics Why does “managing our inner tabloid” sound just that little bit dirty?

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@SnarkyPlatypus I don’t think your concept of “red wine time” fits with the concept of “holiday”. Please adjust your clock.

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@Pollytics Oddly enough, some of my most-rapidly-accepted story pitches have been one angry sentence. Bile is the basis of good writing.

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@HappySinger Oh. You asked me a question the other day and I forgot to answer. The answer should have been “No”.

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