Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 15th, 2010

@jasonlangenauer @SnarkyPlatypus GetUp is a Liberal false-flag op to divert people from doing things which might actually make a difference.

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I have been told, @mtats, that my treatise on arsehattery shall be in Crikey tomorrow because something something something.

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@lelak Well it doesn’t say anything about camels on the packet!

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Nice headline, @crikey_news: “O’Farrell Twitter delete scandal in shock debacle gaffe blunder-gate” http://bit.ly/9mdrDA

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: DevineWorld is a special place where coherent thought patterns go to die.

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I know bactroban is a topical antibiotic, but it still sounds like it’s made from camels.

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Thank you, all. Yes, @sophblack, the consensus is very much that “arsehat” is one word. There’s our public service for the day!

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“Arsehat” is most definitely one word, @sophblack, and I think everyone will agree. No?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis ravi de la journée. Je suis heureux avec un nouveau projet. Je ris à la . Et vous?

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@juhasaarinen Sadly I didn’t have a picture of an arsehat. But you’re right, we do need one.

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Crikey story filed! Will they let me use “arsehat” in the headline, I wonder, eh @sophblack @thetowncrier?

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Upgrading a new client’s WordPress installation that has been lacking care and tender attention for some time.

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The words “and” and “at” do not perform the same function. There’s my linguistic tip for the day. You’re welcome.

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@grum Why don’t you then just offer to write movie reviews for an existing site? One where your style would be a natural fit?

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Fri plan: A mix of client webby work and story research and writing, and my desk or another, punctuated by lunch and errands; TGIF.

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Pondering what to do for the “Patch Monday” podcast while doing the daily bookkeeping from the comfort of my bed.

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@NathanaelB Oh? What’s wrong? The world seems to be just fine’n’dandy so far.

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Pleased that most of you are puppets of other people’s agendas. It makes my work easier. Thank you.

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@sirexkat I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re talking about. This is not abnormal.

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Barking at the Moon.

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Assuming 1. Tokyo is cool and 2. time lapse is cool, then this is cool http://bit.ly/bi4GmG

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My special power failed, BTW.

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I’m not so sure about this.

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Julia Gillard is having an affair with David Marr WTF?

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@SnarkyPlatypus My SEKRIT sources say try Van Mai at east end of Victoria St, Richmond, or Pho Tho at the west end.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ricmond in MEL? You should be able to find a bazillion cheap pho places there.

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There should be a point at which a pub says, “You spend $X here? That’s enough, it’s free booze from here on.”

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RT @vealmince: OK, I’m drawing the line. If you tweet/FB ‘OMG how awesome is that Old Spice ad’ after now, you don’t deserve to live.

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I am going to stay where I am and see if I can exercise my Special Power, for those who know what it is.

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This is a “prevent tuberculosis” poster, apparently. http://bit.ly/bXWwJg Wanna explain?

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RT @joshgnosis: Lulz Nine news voxpopped rangas on . [See, that’s The Future of Media, again!]

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Hint to universe: If you just want to talk at me for 5 mins, make a video and email me the link. Save carbon and get over yourself.

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Why would I travel across town, to Oxford St of all holes, to watch PowerPoint presentations, @kcarruthers @jasonlangenauer?

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Ignite Sydney is on tonight? And I didn’t know? Well there’s another social media success story, eh?

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New blog post: “Whaler failure: social media is rubbish” http://bit.ly/cU8Qag

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@DavidFeng Is there anything better than a plush-toy goat? Anything?

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@expectproblems I did not pay for this bottle of air! Air is useless to me! Well, perhaps for occasional breathing…

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@BernardKeane I think we need to create the League of Inane Journalism. Who should be foundation members?

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RT @unsungsongs: Question: Is there a fakebobbrown on twitter? If not, why not? Discuss.

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What do you mean this bottle is empty?

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Uploading photographs of lentils. True story.

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Watching people validate their existence through their possessions.

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When you’re working via the internet, are you building a kayak or a canoe? http://bit.ly/bQ6Vfn

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Early-bird registration for Microsoft’s Tech•Ed Australia, 24-27 Aug, closes tomorrow http://bit.ly/8YFDCH

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@inanaj Huh? Collins’ purpose was to have his music used in a TV advert for chocolate? http://youtu.be/Wy52yueB… Nothing more? Gosh.

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Sorry, what was the point to Phil Collins again?

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I think from now on my “Mobile:” tweets should really start “Moving forward:”, lest the Space Vixen become upset.

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; King St; lunch and potential local errands; quiet work spot to set up client project.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Miranda likes it a bit rough? Yeah, I can see how she’d be into the whole unwashed tradey thing… [nods]

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