Changing at Urinal station.
@SnarkyPlatypus I think the cocktail trolley would transcend hiring and firing. Ideally, anyway.
RT @ViciousPotato I’m pleased to report that my bowel is feeling somewhat better than it has this past week.
That man over there? Yes, I want to kick him. And not solely because he is using his iPad for Facebook.
@SnarkyPlatypus Are you not seeing the obvious connection between your last two tweets?
All this money spent on Chatswood station, yet you still can’t go from platform to train without getting rained upon. Seems basic, no?
The rain begins.
OH: “There’s no road. Later on there won’t be a road. We can’t go there.”
At least the monotreme understands.
If someone now makes a joke about sheep I will mock them mercilessly.
Does anyone on the planet except for lazy journalists use the word “lambast”?
Sudden desire for soup. Good soup. Not that cheap, nasty soup.
If you take my last two tweets together, I’m fairly sure they constitute a coherent worldview.
And I need you now tonight / And I need you more than ever / And if you’ll only hold me tight / We’ll be holding on forever @jonoabroad
So they give Tony Abbott a Steyr assault rifle, but not me? Where’s the rational decision-making there, eh?
@rycrozier I think most of my tweets constitute the reading of your mind. Or other people’s minds. I am Everyman.
@Tamarajawad Such media releases don’t actually have any “interactivity”. It’s just a hollow buzzword, proving the stupidity of the sender.
I have decided that as soon as I see an email mentioning an “interactive media release”, I will delete it without clicking through.
Apparently @peterjblack is laughing like a whore, at taxpayers’ expense. I think there’s a business model in there somewhere.
RT @grantshow: @can we guess your location? I guess you’re at ‘home’ and ‘they’ is you. [No. I am even on the wrong side of the Harbour.]
I am not revealing where I am, but they’re playing “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. Laughter therapy is not required.
@peterjblack “Happiness coach”? “Laughter therapy”? You seriously need to stab both the moderators and whoever approved such wankery.
Realising her full potential? Personally I thought she’d be more excited. http://arseh.at/s9
God I’m sick of the Internet.
So, in today’s episode of “I’m an Instant Fucking Expert”, it’s mining rescue technology, right? Thank you, Twitterarsey!
@peterjblack WTF? “Laughter therapy … part of the QUT law faculty’s stress less day”? I hope you are laughing AT them not with them.
@deptofinternets Have you ever considered the possibility that you might be a little bit, you know, cynical?
So this was NICTA’s “Cloudcamp” in Canberra today? Sounds like a bit of a fuckup. http://arseh.at/s5
Oh. No Kiwi.
@ApostrophePong In do like the idea of a ThaiPod Touch. With sweet chilli, presumably.
Meeting. Shoosh.
“Express hair waxing”? How does that become an emergency?
Dear Stupid Chinese Food Stall, a stir-fry does not become “Thai” just by adding sweet chilli sauce. Blecch.
Heading north.
Apparently Matthew Haydn is signing his book at Dymocks, George St, at 1230. I haven’t heard any of his symphonies.
RT @benpobjie: A shiny gold coin to the first journalist who asks Julia Gillard if she believes dead nuns cure cancer.
ACCC chair Graeme Samuels rejects calls for NBN cost benefit analysis. http://arseh.at/rx
“NBN time frame, budget doable: Kordia” http://arseh.at/rw
Types of men who wear pseudo desert-cam army shorts and white baseball caps: 1. balding middle-aged gays 2. hot-car wogs in their 30s.
Aha! @phildobbie’s “Twisted Wire” podcast is about Telstra’s Project New. http://arseh.at/sx
@lukerides The only alternatives are forcing people to comply with “the team”, or “socialism”? You’re not fit to walk the earth.
@lukerides No, I have never said “all” in either of those places. But your hypocrisy about mental health appalls me. I am truly disgusted.
@lukerides You said you supported mental health, but have just shown you’d ignore all that for “the team”. You complete and utter cunt.
@lukerides So, in the name of “part of the team”, you’d ingore somoene’s psychological needs and force them to confirm? You cunt!
@lukerides Gathering as a group with workamtes and being required to pretend to laugh? You can’t imagine this might be unpleasant for some?
@lukerides I mean, bugger considering your employees as people, individuals who might have different responses to stressful situations, eh?
@lukerides Well as long as “most” feel OK, I guess it’s fine to make the rest free dreadful after what for them is public humiliation. Good.
I’ll reserve even stronger words for anyone who thinks going on a jolly little patrol with combat troops is in any way sensible.
@FMome So your gripe is that a man writing his own POV writes only his POV? You arsehat. What do you think a blog is?
Thu plan: Planning at desk; lunch Carlisle Castle with ACCAN; 1500 Kiwification, Potts Point; gym & dinner w@SnarkyPlatypusypus, presumably.
Pleased to see @GrogsGamut back, and with a fine critique of @TonyAbbottMHR’s Afghanistan visit idiocy. http://arseh.at/sg
@SnarkyPlatypus En outre, ce site est nommé de manière incorrecte. Il s’agit d’une débâcle. http://arseh.at/sr
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je pense que le monde est stupéfiant. Je suis stupéfait. Et vous?
@AndeGregson Everything is astounding. I saw so in a newspaper.
@lukerides My experience with depression is that such not-compulsory-but-really group activities would make things worse.
@lukerides So you’re just assuming that “laughter therapy” and other workplace groupwank works or is even the most effective method? Really?
Mmm…
“‘Love life’ may be a rather grandiose term for staring at women on the bus.”
“It’s a passionate remantic gesture.” “You’re stalking her?”
“‘Saturday shift’? I thought we had people in Ireland to do this for us?”
“This is probably how the Manson Family started.”
Home.
The BBC lifts The Doctor’s regeneration limit. The Village People are touring, looking young. Coincidence? I think not.
Village.