Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 13th, 2010

Changing at Urinal station.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think the cocktail trolley would transcend hiring and firing. Ideally, anyway.

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RT @ViciousPotato I’m pleased to report that my bowel is feeling somewhat better than it has this past week.

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That man over there? Yes, I want to kick him. And not solely because he is using his iPad for Facebook.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Are you not seeing the obvious connection between your last two tweets?

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All this money spent on Chatswood station, yet you still can’t go from platform to train without getting rained upon. Seems basic, no?

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The rain begins.

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OH: “There’s no road. Later on there won’t be a road. We can’t go there.”

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At least the monotreme understands.

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If someone now makes a joke about sheep I will mock them mercilessly.

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Does anyone on the planet except for lazy journalists use the word “lambast”?

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Sudden desire for soup. Good soup. Not that cheap, nasty soup.

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If you take my last two tweets together, I’m fairly sure they constitute a coherent worldview.

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And I need you now tonight / And I need you more than ever / And if you’ll only hold me tight / We’ll be holding on forever @jonoabroad

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So they give Tony Abbott a Steyr assault rifle, but not me? Where’s the rational decision-making there, eh?

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@rycrozier I think most of my tweets constitute the reading of your mind. Or other people’s minds. I am Everyman.

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@Tamarajawad Such media releases don’t actually have any “interactivity”. It’s just a hollow buzzword, proving the stupidity of the sender.

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I have decided that as soon as I see an email mentioning an “interactive media release”, I will delete it without clicking through.

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Apparently @peterjblack is laughing like a whore, at taxpayers’ expense. I think there’s a business model in there somewhere.

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RT @grantshow: @can we guess your location? I guess you’re at ‘home’ and ‘they’ is you. [No. I am even on the wrong side of the Harbour.]

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I am not revealing where I am, but they’re playing “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. Laughter therapy is not required.

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@peterjblack “Happiness coach”? “Laughter therapy”? You seriously need to stab both the moderators and whoever approved such wankery.

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Realising her full potential? Personally I thought she’d be more excited. http://arseh.at/s9

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God I’m sick of the Internet.

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So, in today’s episode of “I’m an Instant Fucking Expert”, it’s mining rescue technology, right? Thank you, Twitterarsey!

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@peterjblack WTF? “Laughter therapy … part of the QUT law faculty’s stress less day”? I hope you are laughing AT them not with them.

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@deptofinternets Have you ever considered the possibility that you might be a little bit, you know, cynical?

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So this was NICTA’s “Cloudcamp” in Canberra today? Sounds like a bit of a fuckup. http://arseh.at/s5

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@ApostrophePong In do like the idea of a ThaiPod Touch. With sweet chilli, presumably.

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Meeting. Shoosh.

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“Express hair waxing”? How does that become an emergency?

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Dear Stupid Chinese Food Stall, a stir-fry does not become “Thai” just by adding sweet chilli sauce. Blecch.

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Heading north.

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Apparently Matthew Haydn is signing his book at Dymocks, George St, at 1230. I haven’t heard any of his symphonies.

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RT @benpobjie: A shiny gold coin to the first journalist who asks Julia Gillard if she believes dead nuns cure cancer.

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ACCC chair Graeme Samuels rejects calls for NBN cost benefit analysis. http://arseh.at/rx

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“NBN time frame, budget doable: Kordia” http://arseh.at/rw

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Types of men who wear pseudo desert-cam army shorts and white baseball caps: 1. balding middle-aged gays 2. hot-car wogs in their 30s.

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Aha! @phildobbie’s “Twisted Wire” podcast is about Telstra’s Project New. http://arseh.at/sx

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@lukerides The only alternatives are forcing people to comply with “the team”, or “socialism”? You’re not fit to walk the earth.

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@lukerides No, I have never said “all” in either of those places. But your hypocrisy about mental health appalls me. I am truly disgusted.

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@lukerides You said you supported mental health, but have just shown you’d ignore all that for “the team”. You complete and utter cunt.

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@lukerides So, in the name of “part of the team”, you’d ingore somoene’s psychological needs and force them to confirm? You cunt!

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@lukerides Gathering as a group with workamtes and being required to pretend to laugh? You can’t imagine this might be unpleasant for some?

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@lukerides I mean, bugger considering your employees as people, individuals who might have different responses to stressful situations, eh?

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@lukerides Well as long as “most” feel OK, I guess it’s fine to make the rest free dreadful after what for them is public humiliation. Good.

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I’ll reserve even stronger words for anyone who thinks going on a jolly little patrol with combat troops is in any way sensible.

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@FMome So your gripe is that a man writing his own POV writes only his POV? You arsehat. What do you think a blog is?

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Thu plan: Planning at desk; lunch Carlisle Castle with ACCAN; 1500 Kiwification, Potts Point; gym & dinner w@SnarkyPlatypusypus, presumably.

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Pleased to see @GrogsGamut back, and with a fine critique of @TonyAbbottMHR’s Afghanistan visit idiocy. http://arseh.at/sg

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@SnarkyPlatypus En outre, ce site est nommé de manière incorrecte. Il s’agit d’une débâcle. http://arseh.at/sr

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je pense que le monde est stupéfiant. Je suis stupéfait. Et vous?

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@AndeGregson Everything is astounding. I saw so in a newspaper.

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@lukerides My experience with depression is that such not-compulsory-but-really group activities would make things worse.

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@lukerides So you’re just assuming that “laughter therapy” and other workplace groupwank works or is even the most effective method? Really?

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“‘Love life’ may be a rather grandiose term for staring at women on the bus.”

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“It’s a passionate remantic gesture.” “You’re stalking her?”

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“‘Saturday shift’? I thought we had people in Ireland to do this for us?”

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“This is probably how the Manson Family started.”

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The BBC lifts The Doctor’s regeneration limit. The Village People are touring, looking young. Coincidence? I think not.

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