Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 15th, 2011

OK, collapsing, have to be up in 8 hours.

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Ah yes, thanks @caldron_baidu @jonaholmesMW, RSLs are like UK northern Working Mens Clubs it would have to be. I daresay this will come up.

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Penrith like Merseyside, @caldron_baidu? Nah surely not… not dead industrialpage stuff?

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My New Pink Button™ is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. Must try! http://arseh.at/80d

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I can’t possibly drink all this apple juice.

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RT @KateLundy: http://twitpic.com/5bt34k A big crowd to hear an update from NBN Co [in] Gungahlin. [Also, check average body mass index.]

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So far we have Dagenham, Barking, somewhere in Essex… ta @lexiphanic @jasonlangenauer. Appealing to class-snobbery should be easy enough.

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So to explain to London listeners, what would be the UK equivalent of Penrith and the Rooty Hill RSL, politically speaking?

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I am being mocked.

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I’d like to extend a warm, most sincere welcome to those who’ve decided to follow me because I mentioned a keyword related to your business.

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@chriskkenny It’ll certainly be fun trying to explain Australian politics to the Brits. And yes, “Sleep is for the weak.” /cc @IainDale

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@deejackson Hah! A “proper” political journo and the former PM’s chief of staff. They’re worth the price of admission alone.

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Uhoh. I’m outclassed. With @IainDale at 2100 LON / 0600 SYD are @chriskkenny and Arthur Sinodinos plus lil’ ol’ me. http://arseh.at/802

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@jakekapitz Your advice is invaluable, thank you.

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RT @nomadiquemc: Use apple cider instead of apple juice. for a little ‘kick’. [Hey now we’re talking!]

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@BennettArron TouchĂ©, Sir. I’ve managed to stay mostly vertical of late. Working on that.

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Well I’m not on air for another 12 hours so what could possibly go wrong?

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Look, @Tara_Commerford @franksting @rayschippers @en_gy, I don’t have to use ALL the apple juice.

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Hypothetically speaking, if it’s 750ml of vodka then 1 litre of apple juice would be about the right ratio, yeah?

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@BennettArron Oh, you’re a comedian? You should have said!

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In preparation for tomorrow’s 0600 radio spot, I have obtained the vodka. [This tweet is obviously fiction and should be discounted.]

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Since @IainDale Knows People In London, this is your chance to get some airtime before your inevitable retirement to the Mother Country.

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Oops. @IainDale needs a political type to be on air with him 6am to 7am tomorrow morning in Sydney. Any pollies desperate for profile? ;)

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Edward Fucking De Bono.

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RT @en_gy: Is it also New and Improved? [No. It will be the same old creative innovation we’ve come to expect.]

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Wow. A Creative Innovation conference. It’s creative AND innovative.

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RT @jasonlangenauer: Should that article be read as a cautionary tale, or a how-to guide? [I’ve assumed / am working on the latter.]

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Thanks to Twitter, you can be an entertaining drunk without having to sober up enough to type a full sentence. http://arseh.at/809

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I suppose I should repeat my warning to the good people of London. Less than 14 hours remain. http://arseh.at/802

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A tennis ball could kill any of us, @darrenpauli, if used carelessly. Certain precautions should be observed. http://arseh.at/808

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@expectproblems It is only mid-afternoon. You ain’t seen nothing yet.

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@VoxofTLS Oh, you bully! Don’t pick on @smh_news. It’s not as if they have any reason to deal in “facts” or “accuracy” or anything.

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That, and kill that useless yappy little fucking handbag dog. Do us all a favour.

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You could probably save a fortune if you didn’t insist that your rather generic urbanfag clothing had to have certain logos on the labels.

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Skipping errands.

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Ah, gotta love it when Mark Latham goes off-meds. Especially when his target is Gerard Henderson. http://arseh.at/804

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@jonrussell It’ll probably include politics and new media etc since that’s a common thread ‘tween @IainDale and me but I’m up for anything.

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Mobile: SEKRIT Thai diner; errands to Enmore Rd, King St; a quiet drink at A Certain Pub; news catch-up.

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@jonrussell Oh, gawd, then poor old London! Maybe I should make up some Australian “facts” for them. ;)

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New blog post: “Appearing on LBC 97.3 London tomorrow” http://arseh.at/802

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Burnt toast, it seems. But here are the fire trucks now. As always, hardly anyone actually followed the evacuate order. Morons.

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“Emergency. Evacuate now.” Oh OK.

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I don’t know that people’s idea of “evil” is obvious is such an easy thing. There’s a lot of fashionability, cultural dependency in there.

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RT @petedavo_au: I’d opine If that transaction substantially enables evil to be done. [Don’t sell kitchen knives, ‘cos domestic violence?]

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Where on the spectrum from someone selling hand-made dresses from their home to a multinational arms dealer does a business turn evil?

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The problem with The Greens’ “no business donations” policy, @paulkidd, is that it supposes “business” = “other”. But business = people.

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Hey can someone publish a definitive list of whose money can’t be accepted? Tobacco firms, right? Who else? Or is it a trick question?

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RT @glengyron: Someone should compile a daily indignation chart to help us all. [I was just thinking this very thing…]

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Oh. Apparently my outrage du jour is out of date. Thank you, @glengyron.

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Wow. This much astonishment ‘cos a newspaper will be on a different size of paper. Imagine if they were shipped to Indonesia for slaughter!

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RT @maxine: TED - shuffling a deck of banalities, truisms and platitudes and calling it inspiration since 1990. There. I said it.

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Barbarella? This early?

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Wed plan: Continuing “paperwork”, planning & client comms; research for forthcoming writing; early night before tomorrow’s early start.

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@R_Chirgwin I’ll not be return to the Mountains tomorrow, not today, because my world is filled with eight kinds of chaos.

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@IainDale Do let me know if there’s anything in particular I should have my brain filled with for tomorrow. Other than concrete.

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RT me: I’m on LBC 97.3 London with @IainDale tomorrow Thu 0600 SYD / Wed 2100 LON. Live stream at http://arseh.at/7zq

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Weddlesday. Here we go.

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