Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 10th, 2011

Just so we’re clear, I haven’t killed anyone yet today.

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RT @jdub: The environment will be saved to the accompaniment of Australian, vaguely incestuous, sapphic pop-rock. [Well, obviously.]

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See, I’m not the only one who speaks the truth! http://arseh.at/8rw

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Oh look! A drunk, surly Irishman with unkempt hair complaining loudly about the beer, literature and everything he sees. How unusual.

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RT @nanopunk: Count your kinky stars that I didn’t tweet the obvious invertebrate penetration. [True that. Then again…]

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No no, @nanopunk, that is not a squid jag! Well, not the usual kind. http://yfrog.com/kk7e4ij

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@smperris A squid jag only works for squid. Octopus have different behaviours so I suspect a jag wouldn’t work.

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She wears an MBK hoodie, trackie pants and crocs, but won’t buy any beer because the bottle shop doesn’t have any 6-packs on special.

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The thing about a squid jag is that it’s innocuous going in but quite exquisite on the the return stroke.

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If anyone ever thought that feral goldfish were an endangered species, today disproves you as comprehensively as a squid jag up the rectum.

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@mpesce @sebastianvasta [Insert your own joke here about Allah and the Carbon Tax.]

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RT @sebastianvasta: Mother Nature’s been doing her own streetscaping in Surry Hills… http://twitpic.com/5nvzbu [And not before time.]

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I’d really like to set fire to about 40 or 50 of you right now but that, too, would be seen a party-political act. Stabbing it shall be.

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The kitchen at the Orange Grove Hotel, Lilyfield, is closed today. No kangaroo steak for me. It re-opens tomorrow as a laksa house.

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The “Patch Monday” podcast on Google+ with @fridley @kcarruthers @neerav is all but complete. It’ll be posted mid-morning tomorrow.

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RT @swearyanthony: Someone needs to do a word cloud of today… [Only if the word cloud is made of Sarin.]

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Settling into studio mode. With luck I’ll avoid all carbon-related twaddle until there’s actual news rather than a wankfest.

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On Apple’s arrogance and Final Cut Pro X. Has Apple lost the plot here? http://arseh.at/8ro HT @Mr_Timecode

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Sun plan: Complete “Patch Monday” podcast; lunch nearby; complete 2 x articles to file first thing tomorrow; Sunday evening sloth.

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Slumday. Except it shall involve a little work.

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