Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 20th, 2011

@BernardKeane Glad to know the technique worked for you. Keep those silica gel pouches!

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And that’s dinner done. Adequate pseudo-French, again. I’ve left the Cirque du Soleil folks to do their thing. I must write in the morning.

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Mobile. Walking to the adjacent casino. This will take a while…

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@sylmobile There’s no nap time. Dinner is in 20 mins, the show almost immediately thereafter. I’ll save my energy for Friday’s machine guns.

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Me at CSO: “Cybercrime 2016: Paper-boy refrigerator revenge” arseh.at/lnq

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Oh. That was quick.

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CSO story filed. Quick shower, fresh clothes, then dinner. I’ll be too tired to go to the Cirque du Soleil late show, methinks.

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Actually, @JuliusFlywheel @iManxe, my “issue” with Google+ was not about pseudonyms. I was trying to use my real name all along.

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@posty This is at The Venetian & The Palazzo Conference Centre, Las Vegas.

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Firewall bypassed. Pah!

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“Access to STILGHERRIAN.COM is not permitted as it is classified as: STREAMING & DOWNLOADABLE VIDEO”

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So, the conference centre’s firewall has blocked me from accessing my own website and mail server. Grrr…

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RT @jeamland So is about to trend again? [Now that’s a sensible plan, yes.]

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This is all very easy…

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Creating my first botnet…

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Hands-on malware experience. Being shown how to write a virus to deploy Zeus trojan. Next month’s income sorted!

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At least Mike Fey is providing actual useful worldview rather than delivering marketing material. Finally.

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“There’s no silver bullet”! Drink!

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I should never have studied linguistics. I now want to stick knitting needles into my ears. Stick them in DEEP.

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Is a space inside a vertical? Or is a vertical inside a space?

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None of the American McAfee and Intel staff seem to be able to pronounce “McAfee” correctly..

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Keynotes: The IT industry’s equivalent to the Home Shopping Channel…

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Uhoh. Opening video at Day 2 keynote is full of misleading-scary factoids re online crime. They shouldn’t show me these things.

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@HamishBarwick Any time Friday is good for me as long as it’s not too early. Say 1030 or later?

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Actually, my writing is also suffering from whatever I ate yesterday, the resulting fever, and irritation at losing my notebook.

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RT @Stumboo: @stilgherrian I think your Vegas writing is suffering from a lack of hallucinogen intake. [I tend to agree. Must fix.]

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RT @FakeAPStylebook: Unless you’re doing a story on the Muppets, you are not a gonzo journalist.

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Today at the Venetian Showroom, the Western Republican Leadership Convention. Tonight, Joan Rivers. Please insert your own joke here.

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So… getting lost on the way to the lost & found office… shoosh.

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@mr_gadget But you just said… Anyway, I’m surviving, just, in Vegas. As long as I find this notebook…

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RT @mr_gadget: No matter what dreams you have, I hope you are chasing it. via @ladyironchef [So, if you dreamed about stabbing children…]

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Right. Next task, find my black notebook, which appears to have been left somewhere yesterday. Happiness reduction is in progress, alas.

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Heading to the media work room where I can, perhaps, become slightly more human through the agency of breakfast.

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@FOCUSConference Thanks. As a mark of respect I shall now wear pants to nearly all of today’s sessions.

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@FOCUSConference Please don’t use the word “tweeps”, I think it’s childish and patronising. I for one loathe being called same.

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Wed plan: Another solid day at (listening, interviewing, writing aplenty); cocktails; dinner; Cirque Du Soleil. If I make it.

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RT @charltonbrooker: David Cameron is not a lizard. He is, in fact, a lizard’s cunt. [Finally, the truth.]

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Wednesday. Ermph.

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