Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 21st, 2011

2330… and time for the thud.

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@expectproblems Oh, if YOU’RE the room service person, well, I’ve seen that movie…

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@boyjournalist Oh dear. Like the time Crikey had “CHART GOES HERE”. But thanks for that, and the compliment.

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@bengrubb @melsingershd Thirty years ago is possibly no longer news. ;) Also, it isn’t done by deed poll any more, not for years.

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Me at CSO: “McAfee’s DeepSAFE: Beyond OS, beyond need?” arseh.at/lod

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Second CSO story filed. And it’s 2230. So the story includes one Dr Strangelove reference and awful alliteration.

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Me at CSO: “Lethal medical device hack taken to next level” arseh.at/lo7

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Well, maybe not totally offline, but I have things to do…

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OK, going offline ‘cos I have to…. write. Yes, write. That’s it.

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OMFG, there’s a whole scenario unfolding involving four French infantrymen on holidays that might possibly just be in my own head but not.

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This city is a bit wrong.

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OH: “Just $5, man! Get a Bible, get a margarita and a free spin of the wheel.”

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@joshgnosis Well, I AM in an alternative universe. Have you ever been a blackjack pit supervisor?

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Look, you have to walk through the entire casino to get to the bathroom. Don’t judge me.

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6pm at the Imperial Palace, and the drag queen has just been introduced by @joshgnosis’ goth clone.

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@jdub Yeah, I’m in Vegas, baby. I HAVE TURNED ON DATA ROAMING!

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Oh, so these are the whitetrash “straight” boys from those videos I’ve, erm, heard about.”Have you ever been to Minnesota?”

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WHY HAS NO-ONE N THIS GODFORSAKEN CITY OFFERED TO SELL ME HALLUCINOGENS??!?!1!??!!

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RT @JohnBirmingham Oh noes! @Telstra has canned the T-Hub. Dozens of customers will be affected.

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Must not drink too much. Must write tonight, and operate military-grade automatic weapons tomorrow.

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This [noun] is a bit [adjective implying inadequacy] <- Useful Twitter template.

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RT @ZacDavies Occupy (Aus city) = RT @jamescroft: @ZacDavies someone on here said it’s the “Socialist Alliance Summer Camp”.

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This Occupy Las Vegas mob is a bit lightweight.

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This Land Shark Lager from Missouri is too sweet but, y’know, 2 for 1.

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Eyebrow ring, muay thai t-shirt, shorts. He and friends drink Corona, but he’s topping them up from the 750ml of Comfort hidden under hi …

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They stagger thru the streets clutching their beers, just like Schoolies Week. Except they’re 70yo and wearing pearls.

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Mobile. Attention limited.

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Wondering, as always, why people don’t just scroll back to see the answers to their questions…

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First story for the day filed for CSO. It approaches 4pm. I think I might explore for an hour or two before writing the next one.

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Hah! “Siri open to anyone even when iPhone 4S locked”, writes @LiamT arseh.at/lo3

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Back in the hotel room, for an afternoon of writing and audio editing.

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“H B Gary. Defeating tomorrow’s malware today.” Uhuh.

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Uhoh. Lunch table has a pyramids built by aliens conspiracy theorist.

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@HamishBarwick OK, sounds like it’s all sorted, thanks!

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@HamishBarwick I’ll grab you a bit later to find out about getting the instructor / supervisor etc.

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@HamishBarwick 1100 tomorrow it is! I have passport and credit card, CAN HAZ MACHINEGUNZ!

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OK, so he’d be dead now.

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Awww… They’re hacking a pump on the workbench, not the volunteer’s. Still, this hack works without knowing the serial number.

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Uhoh, maybe it is. A volunteer from the audience, with an insulin pump installed, is coming onto the stage…

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This is not quite Penn & Tellerocus

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Ah, it looks like McClure is about to demo the hack of the insulin pump live on stage.

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OK, I can now confirm access point ” Focus_2011_WIFI” is live in the room, so the iPad hack is live. /cc @LiaTimson

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Not live? No Wi-Fi access point by that name in the room. Ahem. Speaker talking in the past tense. /cc @LiaTimson

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But botnets ARE vulnerable to machine gun attack, @mwyres. Shoot up the command and control server, or bullet in the head of the owner.

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A personality-based joke is ineffective if I have to look up who you just tried to make a joke about.

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Pondering the wisdom of having been taught how to build botnets yesterday. And being given a machine gun tomorrow. Happy Days!

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Watching Stuart McClure kick off his “Hacking Exposed show. He’s about to hack a phone via Bluetooth, amongst other things.

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And now I’m mobile, down 42 floors and walking the 231km to the other side of the building…

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Oh yeah. Eggs benedict comes with potatoes AND onion AND a muffin AND croissants.

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Thu plan: Breakfast; 1200 core of “Hacking Exposed” keynote; write 2 x articles; start editing audio; evening TBA.

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Fursday. 1015. What a much-needed sleep-in.

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