Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 21st, 2012

Oh look! “The 9pm Edict” episode 20. arseh.at/tbk

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Still recording.

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@BennettArron They could really be a fan, yes… but wouldn’t they approach you at a gig? Though I suppose you’re famous on the internet!

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@BennettArron You have a point. But no-one checks signatures anyway, do they? Maybe it’s just the opening for a longer-form scam?

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@BennettArron They want your autograph? Your signature? Um, did you see that documentary about identity theft?

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Recording something.

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But, oddly enough, the reverse isn’t true.

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RT @jeamland: Complete this sentence: Stephanie Meyer and Dan Brown should get together and write _____________. [A suicide note.]

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Also, you can just email me the information. Not everything has to be an online application.

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Dear World, if you email me I should be able to reply with “Reply”. “Do not reply to this email” is arsehattery. Use the “Reply-To:” header.

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RT @nanopunk: @ScottRhodie This youtu.be/qqXi8WmQ_WM [This needs further airplay.]

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@seekereleven @commuter_dirge Erm, like pretty much every other URL I’ve shortened in the last two years or so? [puzzled]

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Seriously, @purserj, you haven’t lived until you’ve been humped in the pantry by a three-ton marsupial with buck teeth!

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@purserj We’re still talking about the one on the right, right?

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The antechinus is the one on the right, @purserj. Probably.

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RT @purserj: Exactly how big are these antichinus? [Antechinus, with an “e”. And this big. arseh.at/tb3 Or bigger.]

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At this stage my primary objective is to make it to the end of the day without being stabbed.

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Hahahahahahaha he said “webscale”.

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So, Greenpeace Australia Pacific’s Facebook page finally admits the truth with the profile pic. arseh.at/tb2

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@NewtonMark @AndrewCzzz Oh you poor thing. Newsletter subscription paranoia aside, the “four assumptions” paragraph is the killer IMO.

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@NewtonMark @AndrewCzzz You may find this @Stratfor (yes, I know) piece “Afghanistan and the Long War” of interest. arseh.at/tb0

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ejacqui Oh Internet. “@segphault: I don’t want to live on this planet anymore: 29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14chhU… (via @aurich)”

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@R_Chirgwin A chap at the pub explained stool analysis for estimating native fauna populations. Lee Rhiannon has not been in the pantry.

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RT @feed_the_chooks: Quick! My 350th follower will receive an economic graph signed by @GrogsGamut and @MattCowgill [He’d be a great date.]

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@R_Chirgwin I’ve often imagined Lee Rhiannon on her knees in the pantry, yes.

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@R_Chirgwin I suspect you’re not the only antechinus. Closer inspection reveals more widespread havoc. Procedures must be instituted. I say.

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@R_Chirgwin Sorry, why are you apologising? I thought you’d given up dressing up in the antechinus suit late at night?

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So, you want to hear something that’ll really fuck with your head? I’m speaking at the Sydney Writers Festival in May.

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MT @ThePatrician: [Harmony Day’s] orange = Peace. Hey! We should drop agent orange in . Instant peace and harmony…

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“Funky freshness” is fashioncode, @SnarkyPlatypus @RealNickHodge @commuter_dirge, for “random shit nicked from dead grandmother’s wardrobe”.

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Jesus wept. In our old age our society will have to rely upon THESE people. arseh.at/tax HT @commuter_dirge via @RealNickHodge

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Thanks, @chrisjrn @SnarkyPlatypus @arionian @bernietb @purserj @bleeters @dobes @mwyres. None satisfy, but that actually supports my piece.

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I don’t think “US-” works, @MikeFitzAU, not in as many contexts. Well, not in a context I want to use it in, which I can’t reveal just yet.

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Is there a short prefix to indicate “American”, similar to “Franco-” for French? Like “Franco-Soviet relations”? Or even “Brit-Pop”?

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“ACMA makes new Commercial Radio Standards,” it says here. arseh.at/taw Checking to see if “starting a race riot” is still banned.

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I suppose it’s difficult for DIAC to promote intercultural tolerance when official government policy is PHEAR THE MUSLIMS AND BOATZ!

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So here’s all about Harmony Day in Australia. arseh.at/tav This year’s theme: “Sport: Play, Engage, Inspire.” Jesus wept.

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“Harmony Day”? I’ll give you fuckin’ Harmony Day!

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Laughing very fucking hard. In despair.

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Laughing at the amazingly over-simplified worldview that allows people to view a country as either “free” or “not free”.

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@R_Chirgwin In the pantry, the antechinus have opened and run amok with a packet of dessicated coconut. Widespread destruction. And poo.

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@feed_the_chooks I can’t re-read “Goodbye Babylon” because I haven’t read it to begin with. I know not what it is.

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MT @mpesce: I will be invoking Genevieve Bell. [That’s a Level 9 Spell of Summoning. Germaine Greer, on the other hand…]

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Wed plan, unordered: Washing; tidying; commas backlog; planning; project scoping; meat balls and spaghetti; SEKRIT audio production.

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Operation Restore Sanity, Part 4. youtu.be/b5zR7V4K6a4

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One way or another.

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