Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 28th, 2012

@thesydneymag “Issue”? Surely you mean “problem”, or “failure”. Issue is such a wet euphemism.

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So, if I can just get all these policies straight in my head, nannies are colourless and weightless?

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I have restored the gift of Fire to Rosella Cottage. And nothing significant exploded.

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OK, DSP at the ready…

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Replacing the safety chain. You’re welcome.

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Not fucking it up, mostly.

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This process has an oddly sexual component.

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Left-hand thread, right?

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How come the full gas bottle is so much heavier? If @TonyAbbottMHR has taught us anything, it’s that gases are weightless.

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HAZCHEM signage makes everything more cool, right kids?

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Whatever a DSP satellite is. I’ve never heard of them. Is there even such a thing? Who are you people anyway?

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Dear Friends at DoD, if your DSP satellites see an IR spike near Wentworth Falls, that’s just me have a wee accident with an LPG cylinder.

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@R_Chirgwin I’ll make reasonable attempts not to cause an accidental explosion.

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@dippysan @seamus_polsci Government media conferences don’t go on websites. Media folks are invited via email.

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@R_Chirgwin Well, it’s 3 empties in the track, 2 connected to Rosella, 1 on Rosella’s verandah. 6 empties? I now go searching for a spanner.

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RT @AlanKohler: @paulwallbank Clive Palmer is definitely imaginary. [You heard it here first, folks!]

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@R_Chirgwin Could both gas bottles at Rosella Cottage be empty? And the third standing by them? So the full onces number 3, or 1?

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RT @QPSmedia: Traffic lights having a disco moment at the corner of Logan Rd & Underwood. Heads up and drive carefulive

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RT @paulwallbank: Talking 4G and Apple with Richard Glover on @702sydney at 5.05pm. Join us. [No. I won’t.]

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Hey guys, has anyone ever thought about making a TV show about cooking?

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RT @leslienassar Mentally replace “So” with “Bitch” for hyperLOLs.

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So, in the technology industry, it is compulsory to begin every spoken-word sentence with the word “So”.

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Methinks I’d better change plans. Shopping errand to Wentworth Falls now, then light a fire, then eat and settle down to write.

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WikiLeaks-related Twitter accounts would be far more bearable to follow if they dropped the constant superior-than-thou self-righteousness.

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@dobes I don’t think anyone truly understands the dimensions of the issue.

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I’m wandering down the track to set fire to things now. Tha should cheer me up.

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Fixing things with voodoo rather than science. I really don’t like doing that.

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RT @anaglyph: The ACCC slams Apple for talking about misleading frequencies, but not ShooTag. Right. tetherdcow.com/tetherdcow/cow…

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Me at @crikey_news: “Apple in court: ACCC iPad fight tests dodgy 4G claims”, with bonus lame typos. crikey.com.au/2012/03/28/app…

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Allegations of criminality should be investigated by police, said Senator Conroy? Well spotted, Sir! You know what the police are for.

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CORRECTED: Whoo writes that kind of bullshit? Do they actually believe it? If so, why? If not, why the fuck do they write it?

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Who writes that kind of bullshit? If so, why? If not, why the fuck do they write it?

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“At NBN Co we see our people as vital to our success.” That’s good. I’d hoped you’d realised you couldn’t operate without people. Arsehats.

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Folks, you do know that NBNCo has a website, right? Chock full o’maps, technical documents, policies etc?

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@benmoretti I don’t have a specific link, but announcing the 3-year rollout plan at the end of March has been on NBNCo’s schedule for ages.

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Wait. NSW has a transport minister? Since when? Has someone told Mr Bradfield?

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Mixed responses include pleas for NBN at their house now, and a demand that it be not “boring”, as if their job is to entertain.

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Oh, sorry, I assumed EVERYONE knows what’s being announced. Who gets NBN where over the next 3 years, plus some technical stuff.

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Do I want to go to Sydney tomorrow for the NBN rollout announcement? Does anyone else want me to go?

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Story filed for @crikey_news. Convenient break before SEKRIT phone call.

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Failing to identify the Duchess of Cornwall.

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Video: Latest robot from Boston Dynamics even works upside-down: RHex Rough-Terrain Robot youtube.com/watch?v=ISznqY… HT @nanopunk

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Wed plan: Write for @crikey_news; SEKRIT call; client project management; light a fire; write for @zdnetaustralia; evening TBA.

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Friedday. Oh. No. Weddlesday.Oh I don’t know.

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