Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

June 13th, 2012

I think I might turn off the internet, lest I encounter an opinion and have to force someone to apologise to me for having it.

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RT @dannolan honestly just kill yourself just do it just fucking buy some pills and end your life

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@miss_shiny @leslienassar Thank you, but there still won’t be an apology.

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Hang on what? That cunt gets an apology? Jesus wept.

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@carolduncan I’ll watch that when I’m not on mobile bandwidth. Meanwhile I’ve fixed my avatar just for you.

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@RavneelChand Oh no, this is seriously beyond football-stupid. It’s like some alien virus has been released into the water supply.

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RT @carolduncan: There is a Justin Bieber perfume? [Yeah. “Eau d’Adolescent”. Ms Greer chuffs half a litre daily.]

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Sorry? Did I miss a memo or something today?Is there some reason you’re all being complete and utter fuckwits?

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RT @paulwallbank: Is the ‘thought leader’ title past its use by date? [It was always, is always, and forever will be, bullshit.]

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I smell like wet laundry.

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Goodness me look at all this email. I can see that I’ll be very busy with the “delete” key for the next little while.

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Which is the blue team? Well ,whoever, that one. Their supporters have already been drinking for hours.

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@0x1C It is not the policy of this government to comment on specific operational matters.

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Restoring balance and symmetry to the world, without necessarily having to stab anyone.

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Wondering if the breast implants, botox and leopard print blouse come as a package deal.

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RT @twcau Heads up, aware the NATO SecGen has discussed cyber security at NPC? [Thanks, that hadn’t been on my radar. Seems I’ll miss it.]

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Mr Swan’s glass might have champagne too, if he’s nice to me.

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Awaiting the Magic Door to open so I can be informed. Meanwhile, champagne.

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Oh I see. “Add social”, fucked-up language to begin with, has been redefined again to mean “Give Facebook all the things”. Arsehats.

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@ApostrophePong I’ve come to agree with your plan to gas them.

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@ApostrophePong If you had pushed all the buskers into the Harbour that day I’d have raised the money for your legal defence.

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@ApostrophePong Thanks also for your comment on @theprojecttv spot last week. That was fun.

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@ApostrophePong @mymodernmet Oh Dear God, we don’t need anything else to feed Sydney’s voracious ego!

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@BrynAU Thank you. One of the best bits of my work is getting to talk to smart people about interesting things.

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RT: “Patch Monday” podcast, on Tuesday: “Apple iOS 6, start-up killer” with @chris_stevenson @jeamland zdnet.com.au/apple-ios-6-st…

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@bleeters @tekkub See, this is why Twitter solves all my research problems. Thank you. Blob drawings are probably out too though.

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Stick figure drawings of geriatric bear sex are not ok, ok?

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Wed plan: 1200 cover AMCHAM briefing on internet boom amcham.com.au/vpLink.aspx?ID… for @technologyspec; remainder TBA or SEKRIT, as I choose.

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So, this is Wednesday… Curious.

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