Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 14th, 2012

OH: “OMG you’re cute! Does this always happen?”

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Does my arse look fat in this? instagr.am/p/ND0UtoCFm9/

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OH: “‘Sound of Music’ is the ‘Flashdance’ of its time.”

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OH: “Mothers never like tentacles.”

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“Do you have a vegan option?” HAHAHAHAHA! instagr.am/p/NDu-KFCFk7/

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Balancing my diet, fuck the lot of you. instagr.am/p/NDupIvCFkq/

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So many dead animals …

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Who knew emptying one’s bladder would provide such relief?

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Western civilisation is just awesome. instagr.am/p/NDhKIXiFgB/

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The Captain and Tenille have got a lot to answer for, Canberra Convention or not.

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The time has come for me to emerge into Sydney’s Saturday afternoon and make the world my own. You are my bitch, World, OK? Beg for it.

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RT @newswithnipples: Fuck. My life is so hard. pic.twitter.com/6fmOTE4Z [Since when did meat pies come in gift boxes?]

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@Beaker I’d have included that chat in my AusCERT podcasts but didn’t get the recording. zdnet.com/war-talk-domin… zdnet.com/cybercrime-its…

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@Beaker Why thank you, Sir! Bourbon is indeed A Good Thing. And that reminds me that I’ve been meaning to catch up. Serendipity!

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The interview recording has just been rescheduled, so I think the social life shall now begin. The plan is walk / drink / eat, I believe.

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@siggsau Glad you enjoyed the “Patch Monday” podcast about Microsoft. Some of the company’s fans were less impressed. ;)

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By constantly retweeting your poorly-written sarcasm I become ever more witty in the eyes of my friends.

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RT @leslienassar: God, bloggers are the worst. Aren’t bloggers just the fucking worst? They’re terrible. [Yeah even a cow is a better root.]

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RT @NewtonMark: How much money do you think Robbie McGregor could get for an audiobook version of ? [Oh. Um, pass a tissue? Ta.]

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Things That People Should Be Stabbed For #695: “About Us” or “Who We Are” pages that don’t actually give anyone’s name.

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crikey_news After a hacking incident this morning Crikey has been restored. Bear with us while we get all content up to date. Thanks for the goodwill!

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“Mobile phone users sorely mistaken about how much privacy they have” arstechnica.com/business/2012/… HT @OzMark17 via @NewtonMark

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benjmay Crikey is back up and running. I wonder if they will update their WordPress install from 3.2.1 which is a year old

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@benmcginnes A year ago, in their display guidelines. dev.twitter.com/terms/display-… See also last week’s “Patch Monday” zdnet.com/twitter-mimics…

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Hang on, who the fuck are Twitter to make rules about how and where my words can be presented?

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@nicilind Yep, shut down all computers. Also, never touch or talk to anyone, lest they be infected with nasty viruses or ideas @crikey_news

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Should anyone in the media wish me to tell their audence how boring and ordinary the @crikey_news hack is, well, you know my number.

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RT @olg Dear 11th arrondissement of Paris, about your poster for Bastille Day: you win - love, the Internet. pic.twitter.com/oEMTdX9q [Via @aDB]

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@nicilind Correct, hacked sites can look completely normal, if the intention is to keep infecting visitors. May not be true for @crikey_news

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@skwashd @MediaMook @mumbrella So, a standard common-as-muck drive-by hack-and-deface. “BUT NATION-STATE ACTORS!” screech infosec firms.

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Podcast interview number one has been edited and is now being backed up. Things are proceeding to plan.

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RT @NickHodgeMSFT: DEPLOY THE ANTI-TROLL BABBY GOAT!! is.gd/T89bOu [Please add this to the list, @SnarkyPlatypus]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Et c’est une si belle journée pour la natation. Dans l’indignation. Méfiez-vous des sphincters en vrac.

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Sat plan, clarified: Edit podcast interview 1; de-chaos house; circa 1300 or 1400 record interview 2; then begin social life immediately.

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So, I shall now leave the @crikey_news hack to those in a position to actually know or do something about it, and return to my own plan…

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Look, let’s all feel inspired by my photo from yesterday, “Elegance of Dance Part 37: The Dying Swan” flickr.com/photos/stilghe…

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So we’re blaming everything on @joshgnosis today? Did I get that memo?

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@jonoabroad Yes, “guessing” is the best technique to use in the forensic analysis of hacked websites.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je m’amuse en regardant les poissons rouges sauvages grouillant autour des @crikey_news. Je suis heureux. Et vous?

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RT @Jeff_Sparrow: As a rule of thumb, anyone who thinks ‘inner city elite’ a useful analytic category is a complete idiot.

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RT @purserj: @stilgherrian @crikey_news would it be more helpful to suggest hiding under their desk with a bottle of scotch? [Well clearly!]

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RT @dannolan: @stilgherrian if only it was written entirely in bash scripts [That would be the obvious immediate workaround, certainly.]

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@hailants Dunno what the risk is. Don’t know specifically what the bad guys are trying to do. That said, Android is a smaller target.

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Why yes I do think the way to help @crikey_news right now would be to barrage them with your lecturing and advice about what you’d do. Sigh.

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RT @BernardKeane: Luckily I grabbed a screenshot of our [@crikey_news] site before it was hacked is.gd/fAQ9jU

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@jdub WordPress hacks are kinda flavour of the month at the moment, what with the 3.4.x release recently. Cleaned up someone’s last week.

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RT @johnthelutheran: @stilgherrian “You seem to know a lot about it, ‘Mr’ Stilgherrian…” [Why whatever do you mean?]

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@Spider_Sheep It’s not a yes-no, alas. Security isn’t 100% effective. Always new things security software can’t see. Depends what you have.

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RT @R_Chirgwin: And we wouldn’t want a story that runs like “IT journalist passes dangerous link on Twitter” would we? [Oh yes we would!]

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RT @expectproblems: @stilgherrian @crikey_news Chrome seems to block it, which is nice of it… [Firefox blocked it too.]

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Heck, if I happened to have hacked a site, the first thing I’d do is put Blackhole on it to infect every subsequent visitor I could.

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Folks, don’t go to the @crikey_news website to “have a look”. Google reports that it’s set up with drive-by downloads to infect you in turn.

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So for my future reference, and yours, here’s a screenshot of @crikey_news by @dannolan twitpic.com/a79oiy

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@smperris Nah I’ve known about @nanopunk’s Conroy fetish for some time. I’ve seen it in her eyes when anyone mentions his name.

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RT @Drag0nista: Hey @crikey_news you’re site’s been hacked. :-( [Oh this’ll be interesting!]

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Laughing. Both podcast possibilities, which were looking dodgy, have suddenly come together and I have a surfeit of things. I choose Plan B.

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RT @FadeLeft: What are the symptoms of this season’s manflu? [Endless whinging on Twitter, by and large.]

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RT @domknight: Platter from Olympic Deli - it’s been here since 1956! pic.twitter.com/yiblpwhq [Ping @SnarkyPlatypus ahem!]

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That reminds me I should give @dmflower a call some time soon too. Ah, what a weird Saturday! It’s like my brain suddenly discovered memory.

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I just discovered something about @nanopunk that I probably should’ve known before. I feel like such a fool.

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Sat plan: “Patch Monday” podcast production; de-chaos house I’m staying in; pray for comatose MacBook Pro; experiment with a social life.

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@brettking Hi, I’ve just emailed you that request for a podcast interview. I thought I’d do tweet-about-email lameness because spam filters.

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Hmmm… I seem to be half-way through recording two different episodes of the “Patch Monday” podcast. Which one shall I aim to complete?

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Overjoyed to have actual internets back again, and not that 3G rubbish that’s sprayed carelessly over the landscape.

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Hello, we have internets!

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