Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 19th, 2012

RT @paisleywomble @stilgherrian I’m guessing maybe “mildly eccentric” [If that.]

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus @stilgherrian So I guess Clive Palmer took you up on your offer? [I can only hope, and dream…]

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‘Ketamine is a sometimes food.”

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I have a message to call someone regarding a “bizarre request”. I’ve left voicemail. I wonder how bizarre it’ll be.

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Doing the Ironbark Victory Dance. Also, removing the splinters.

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@R_Chirgwin Thanks. I’ll have a squizz and if everything isn’t immediately obvious to my addle- brained self I’ll just cry and hibernate.

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If only I knew what Plan B was.

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OK, I have no idea what I’m doing, and the lower part of my glasses distort the view of the critical moments. Switching to Plan B.

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With luck, I’ll retain the majority of my toes.

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RT @PacketNetworks @stilgherrian Not normally. Sledgehammers are meant for wedges. Splitters are just for swingin’. [Thanks. I’m swinging.]

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Is that log splitter meant to have a sledge hammer that goes with it?

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While the backups are backing up, I’ll find things I can set fire to. Forecast minimum 0C tonight.

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Interview recorded. Backing up all the things.

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OK, things are working, for now. About to start the recording…

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Setting up my ersatz set-up for my 1400 recording, after which… dunno.

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That all sounds like the basis for a submission to Nile’s utterly impartial inquiry.

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I’m serious. If fear of imaginary events is a defence for homicide, then even moreso when the fear is based on endless historical evidence.

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I propose the “gaybash panic” defence. If you’re gay, and ANYONE looks at you, you can kill them. Heck, we know what happens to gays, right?

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Yeah who the fuck needs a criminal justice system when you can decide everything on the basis of one half-baked tweet? Fuck you disgust me.

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Leaving this city before I slaughter everyone in it. Why not spend the next two hours bitching about “The Shire” or something.

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Hmmm… My brain isn’t working any more.

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I may not tweet problems in detail. People’s well-intended suggestions, without full picture, were often frustrating rather than helpful.

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Thu plan: Focus on the technical problems; 1400 interview recording; in theory, return to Wentworth Falls; keep rescheduling everything.

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Thursday. And it all continues…

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