Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 23rd, 2012

@mpesce In Bangkok, you can get any <noun> <verbed>, for all values of…

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So. Yes. “Facesurfer: The Pants-Off Experience.” Needs work, @mpesce, needs a LOT of work. And possibly waxing.

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RT @mpesce: Has anyone created “Facesurfer”? A Couchsurfer for Facebook? The world needs it. [Did anyone else think…?]

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RT @edyong209: “We took a rat apart and rebuilt it as a jellyfish.” bit.ly/NVR5vk [Bias. If I suggested this I’d be arrested!]

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RT @VMMoncrieff: Pussy Riot Detention Extended to 2013 themoscowtimes.com/news/article/p… [You shouldn’t have shown me this tweet, guys.]

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OH: “[8-bit fanfare] Thank you. Please collect your tickets and badgers.”

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“Fire extinguisher”? Oh you are so fucked if you think that’ll help…

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RT @jdub: @dobes But the napalm factory contributes so much to the local community! [True. Let me call BAE Systems…]

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@R_Chirgwin Wait. I haven’t licked every possible surface yet. So, those frogs in the @bunjaree dam… you don’t need ALL of them, do you?

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You’ll be thrilled to know that a Californian real estate agent has just started following me. I told you my property tips were tops.

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@dobes There was a time when Darlington’s best hope was a napalm strike.

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Mind you, I’m fairly sure I can turn Germaine Greer’s uterus into a coffee percolator, so you might want to get a second opinion.

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I’m fairly sure “libertarian” is being listed in DSM-5.

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I hereby name this strategy the “Reverse Mundey”, dedicated to those with an historical bent.

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You can lower the price of Sydney real estate if you lob a few Molotov cocktails in through the bedroom windows.

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“Australia’s self-styled libertarians are a bunch of comb-overs with a Laffer curve obsession.” Oh thank you, Guy Rundle.

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RT @juhasaarinen: @stilgherrian You’re full of beans today, aren’t you? [Would you like a coffee?]

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A man, and I use the term loosely, just said this: “Two longnecks of Pure Blonde please.” So many kinds of wrong in just one sentence…

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@juhasaarinen I think some experimentation might be in order, though. Do you have a funnel?

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Wait. I think I just invented a new gourmet food product. Does anyone have Germaine Greer’s phone number? Or that of her gynaecologist?

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Clive James, that was. Not to be confused with a civet. You can’t get coffee beans out of Clive James’ arsehole. Not on weekdays.

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Except if it were Cive James it’d be fifteen times longer and use two words you’d never heard of before because proving you’re smart.

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“Your culture reminds me of something Germaine Greer and Clive James saw in London in the 1960s.” Done.

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Maybe I should become a social commentator. Seems to be an undemanding gig in terms of, you know, intellectual rigour and facts and stuff.

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I thought I was suffering from data retention but I seem to have loosened it with a finger. Has anyone got a tissue?

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Why yes, , this morning I woke up and thought, “Today I would like to engage with some merchants!” WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE YOU FROM?

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“Patch Monday” podcast: “Mid-2012 malware: new flavours, same ice cream” with @alexgkirk @ddelva53249 & Bob Hansmann zdnet.com/mid-2012-malwa…

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Alexander Downer is so exhausting!

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@R_Chirgwin Sorry. It was just the sheer excitement of finding out that I’ll be spending a whole weekend with Alexander Downer. No wait.

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RT @BundyB: Repeating his name in front of a mirror doesn’t make him appear! [Well that was a waste of a perfectly good chicken.]

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ALEXANDER DOWNER! ALEXANDER DOWNER! ALEXANDER DOWNER! ALEXANDER DOWNER! ALEXANDER DOWNER! ALEXANDER DOWNER! ALEXANDER DOWNER!

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