Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 4th, 2012

Oh. Having finished chewing on Alan Jones and lost it behind the couch, the recreational outrageists have found a new tweet they don’t like.

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Gosh, client, what is the invoice for? HOW ABOUT YOU READ WHAT IT SAYS ON THE INVOICE?

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Remember, folks, every single tweet ever is designed specifically to insult and upset you, personally and professionally.

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@indigoid Yes. Fortunate journalists have fact-checkers, to pick up the inevitable embarrassing errors.

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Oh you morons. You should be no more surprised that journalists have fact-checkers than accountants have auditors. It’s nothing new.

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A Christmas party invitation? Oh FFS.

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“Thak you for your email. I am out of the office on leave until Monday 3rd October…” Erm, but…

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Yeah that’s quite enough photos of duck genitals sent to me for one day thanks.

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RT @pressdarling: The duck greets us. @ Regatta Ferry Terminal instagr.am/p/QV4JfyIlJm/ [Well at least something makes sense today.]

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Fuckwits. Total and utter fuckwits.

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Plus it’s an event that you know is pointless and annoying, so you choose to watch it, then complain that it’s pointless and annoying.

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FFS HOW MANY DIFFERENT HASHTAGS ARE YOU DISORGANISED CUNTS GOING TO BE USING TODAY OR DO I HAVE TO FILTER EVERY FUCKING WORD IN THE WORLD.

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Immediately previous tweet HT @jonathonio via @s_bridges.

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“If you believe in evolution, you can’t be in favour of homosexuality, or the ducks will get you in the end.” i.imgur.com/xRCJN.jpg

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