Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 15th, 2012

@PatchouliW So I’m now guessing you’re referring to something @OhCrap said that I can’t see.

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@PatchouliW @OhCrap “Sage”? I’m afraid you have me at a disadvantage.

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@PatchouliW @OhCrap I pretty much have no idea what you’re referring to.

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You don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m sure Ms Mirabella tastes lovely.

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Dutch dykes to get $65 million upgrade. No little boys’ fingers will be required. gcaptain.com/dutch-dikes-mi…

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@Jester_Jeff Yeah well I’m pretty familiar with the gutter. It can be dirty there.

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So, the New Moon is at 1102 AEDT tonight, less than two hours away.

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@BundyB @LucasJamesAU Well yes, they do want something for free. But this is a bit OTT even for that.

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@mpesce @smperris Yeah I think pants is the key. But then I do some of my best work without pants.

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StephaniePride @stilgherrian You could go dressed in the distinctive workwear of the oldest profession, or the second oldest(hairdressing)

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“You bestride the Australian media landscape like a Colossus,” I’ve just been told. They must be on drugs, surely?

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BernardKeane this letter from @spicertracey is every bit as great as everyone says it is. If you haven’t read it, do so right now is.gd/5YVShZ

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I’m tempted to wear King Gee work pants and a high-viz vest, ‘cos the median Australian small business is a self-employed tradie.

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Reading on an invitation that it’s “Dress: business attire”. Such a disgustingly classist assumption of what a “business” is.

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The barman is jealous of my ability to listen to things on my headphones, because he must endure what the jukebox is being paid to play.

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@dannolan @marcfennell @DownloadABC Yeah that’s pretty much it. But if I’m paying good money for someone to have an orgasm… no wait.

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@marcfennell I approve of all the porn jokes, yes. Obviously. @dannolan @DownloadABC

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@marcfennell @dannolan @DownloadABC Yes, “Oh wow oh wow oh wow” endlessly isn’t insight, it’s a mental illness.

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@dannolan @marcfennell @DownloadABC Yes. Him. “Intellectual roller coaster”? “Train wreck”. Quoting random tertiary sources isn’t futurist.

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Bloody hell! @marcfennell put that man on this week’s @DownloadABC. There ought to be a law.

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@thornae @SnarkyPlatypus I think @NewtonMark’s aircraft will be a little crowded for this mission. Amongst other problems.

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@SnarkyPlatypus We should organise that trip. But we’d need a driver, ‘cos transport to McLaren Vale / Clare isn’t. @NewtonMark @thornae

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RT: “Patch Monday” podcast: “Identify yourself! This is the internet!” with Alcatel-Lucent’s Allison Cerra. zdnet.com/au/identify-yo…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @thornae Beware! @NewtonMark is flying that aircraft. It’s his potassium permanganate in Victoria Sq fountain writ large.

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@thornae @SnarkyPlatypus Yep, and every seven years or so Lake Eyre suddenly fills with wine and the desert blooms.

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@kcarruthers @awrd @jason_a_w Yeah you don’t really understand Science, do you.

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@thornae @SnarkyPlatypus I haven’t been to Kangaroo Island in more than 30 years, so maybe they can mostly read and write now. ;)

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Pro Tip: Depending on which station you get off the train, you can end up in different places.

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@thornae @SnarkyPlatypus Yes, Kangaroo Island missed Adelaide’s civilising influence… ;)

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@SnarkyPlatypus @thornae In these circumstances I apply the Humpty Dumpty principle.

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@thornae I’ve always said “ne-PEE-UN”, though Imay be wrong.

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@duncanriley Other way. I’m returning to the mountains after managing to escape snowbound Wentworth Falls on Friday.

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@6564828 The 1723 is an 8-car train. Parramatta, Penrith, then many of the Blue Mountains stations. Usually near full.

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Crossing the Nepean, actually instagr.am/p/Qy2XfqCFnC/

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@John_Sots Hey, machines break. I am patient when it comes to such matters.

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@juhasaarinen I always mind the fap. But I have a train now

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The 1723 to Lithgow. Oh wait. instagr.am/p/QyuvueCFki/

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Mobile: Check out; make my way to Central station; 1723 train to Lithgow, from which I alight at Wentworth Falls; remainder TBA.

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Can anyone help @jason_a_w with his research on the gamification of trolling? fibreculturejournal.org/cfp-special-is…

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@jason_a_w @NewtonMark I congratulate you on out-trolling the trolls. Achievement unlocked.

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@NewtonMark Where did this “delightful” concept come from?

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“Patch Monday” podcast: “Identify yourself! This is the internet!” with Alcatel-Lucent’s Allison Cerra. zdnet.com/au/identify-yo…

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North Sydney meeting complete. Back to the CBD for various errands, then the 1723 train westward.

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Being trolled by Google Maps

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RT @BundyB: Is template the variant containing “fixed in the cloud”? [Yep, that’d be it.]

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Mobile: Walk across Sydney Harbour Bridge to North Sydney for 1300 lunch meeting. Lovely day for it.

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Tech press release template #15: <issue with X> in <industry> is causing <problem>, according to research from <X software company>.

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“Patch Monday” podcast filed! It’s an interview with Alcatel-Lucent’s Allison Cerra, co-author of “Identity Shift”. theshiftonline.com

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Slow upload is slow.

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 123: Food, drink, virtualisation and snow” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/12…

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@jeamland Yes. Because explaining things in terms of Lisp is always an accessible procedure.

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Mon plan: Product “Patch Monday” podcast; explain XML to a client; 1300 lunch briefing North Sydney; errands CBD: return to Wentworth Falls.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis rempli d’un sentiment de lundi. Et vous?

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Hello, Monday. You can just behave yourself, OK?

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