Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 22nd, 2012

Crying myself to sleep, because humans.

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Despairing for humanity.

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DO NOT REVEAL THE SPECIAL KEYBOARD SEQUENCE.

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Does anything happen on commercial TV without 14yo girls squealing? And how might that be possible?

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WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF ALL THIS?

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Freeview? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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People watch this of their own volition? While, like, sober? Really?

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Channel TEN, you need to fix that contrast problem on camera one.

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So what’s Guy Sebastian meant to be these days, exactly?

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“Foursquare is possibly the daftest application of GPS technology yet devised,” writes @jjn1. Agreed. guardian.co.uk/technology/201…

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Why wearing your work ID en route to work is stupid. Hi, NSW government employee Sam! nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2012/10/22/how…

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I will admit, I’m unlikely to buy a car ever. BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MESSAGE HERE, FORD? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME?

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Laughing at Ford imagining that a John Farnham reference will help them sell cars in 2012.

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@R_Chirgwin @juhasaarinen @ashatan42 @rwerkh Tho you didn’t accuse the nation’s top intel and police agencies of having an attitude problem.

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Oh, are the breeders in revolt against the government?

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@SnarkyPlatypus I try not to think about editors in the dark.

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AndrewPStreet On @702sydney after 9 with @domknight: part 2 of our one hit wonder fest. Faves? Send ‘em in, we’ll praise and/or mock you on that basis.

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Editors plural, personality singular, yes. All editors share the one core personality. It does make life easier.

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Just as an aside, you have to pay attention to what editors say after hours, because it reveals many dangerous aspects of their personality.

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RT @chrisberg: do you work for the public service? having a slow day? why not tweet national secrets?

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RT @R_Chirgwin: A life without fun isn’t a life. Where’s my chainsaw?

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“What a jar of Peter Slippers some of these people are.”

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@johnb78 Well I assume @GreenJ isn’t concerned about things that happened after afternoon tea time. He works for the ABC.

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Also, “Get Smart”.

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Apparently there is a free-to-air TV channel in Australia currently showing “M*A*S*H”. Right now. Because the DVD was never invented.

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Oh fuck all your Marxist crap! Just how many centuries out of date do you plan to be?

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GiovanniTorre @chrisberg The moment you start posting photos of the shoes you just bought is the moment Conroy should activate the internet kill switch.

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Waiting for an explosion.

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It’s really quite bright and sunny up here at Wentworth Falls right now. Only 8C, sure, but bright and sunny.

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@RealNickHodge I don’t understand where they find squid up here anyway. I think it’s a con.

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RT @HLMenckenBot: A society made up of individuals who were all capable of original thought would probably be unendurable.

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I can’t be arsed scrolling back any further. The free squid has arrived.

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Not normally a promoter of Dilbert but, “I need you to cloudwash our software.” dilbert.com/strips/comic/2…

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@sylmobile No-one won the motorcycle yet. It’s drawn on 22 Dec. So, obviously, I’ll win it.

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@dobes You might think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.

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Of course having listened back to “Patch Monday”, I’d have made my points better with more time. But that’s the case with everything.

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Related links in my “Yet another free pass for Aussie spooks” from last year. cso.com.au/article/401011…

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“Patch Monday” lifted some of @dianehmartin’s interview with Dir-Gen ASIO, full glorious @RNBBing is at abc.net.au/radionational/…

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“Patch Monday” podcast: “Data retention’s underlying attitude problems,” including ASIO and AFP. zdnet.com/data-retention…

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Which pub? This pub, @engochick @darrenpauli! (It’s the only one.) instagr.am/p/REuaQNiFm8/

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Right. I’m off to the pub.

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Listening back to the final mix of the “Patch Monday” podcast before they send the black helicopters after me.

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RT @purserj: 9pm edict level rant? [No. Didn’t drop the C-word. Didn’t think @zdnetaustralia were quite up for that.]

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So what have you guys been doing? Or should I, like, just read the tweets and reply to them? I suppose I could do that yes.

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So the “Patch Monday” podcast has been filed, and it’s a bit of a rant. But I also think it works. Probably.

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Turning off the Twitters for a few hours because you’ve decided that you’re all economists suddenly. Really, though, you are arsehats.

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RT @RealNickHodge: Stake all the stakeholders. They are just Vampires sucking the blood out of your projects.

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RT @snurb_dot_info: @stilgherrian Verified: ow.ly/i/12R5U [And also @jeamland, thank you. The town exists, I know, but still…]

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RT @mthomas: Either an iOS 6 maps bug, or Austria is really weird (via @headius ) pic.twitter.com/GYfD5pAA [Can someone verify this?]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh. I forgot to use my faded cow avatar the other day. I am a failure at Twitter. :(

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RT @anuey: They should be punished for not voting for daylight savings. [Yes. By having me phone them at 7am.]

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Note to self: The planet is round. That was perhaps too early to phone someone in Perth.

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Forecast: 15C, a shower or two? We shall see! instagr.am/p/RD3em4iFnn/

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joshgnosis Instagram appears to get spam comments now for people who over-hashtag their pictures. This seems like an adequate punishment.

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So there we have it. All tweets are ultimately connected.

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BernardKeane I remember the days when “fiscal and monetary policy working together” was Labor mantra…

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TumblrTXT I remember the day I first thought “I may not be human” I was in the 7th grade and was walking out of my classroom at the end of school

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 124: Dirty dog, dirty martini” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/12…

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@juhasaarinen Yeah maybe if you adjusted your medication and started the day again it’d be a bit better for all involved.

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RT @jplonie: your stream must be very quiet [Not quiet enough. I may add to the filters all known adjectives.]

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@michaelmeloni I am becoming ever more concerned about your mental health.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Curieusement, un abattoir de poulets est apparu dans un podcast que j’ai écouté hier. Il semblait approprié.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis fatigué, mais je pense que la pluie d’aujourd’hui sera rafraîchissant. Et vous?

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I think this week’s “Patch Monday” podcast will be a think piece about . Sadly, that’ll require some actual thinking.

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While is running I might add “orwell”, “orwellian” and “1984”.

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Also the hashtags for almost every sporting code and television program I discover. And about 50 arsehats muted a week at a time.

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In a fit of sanity I seem to have added “cycling” and “murdoch” to my global filters, and “gotye” and “assange” are still there.

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Mon plan: Quick blog post; produce “Patch Monday” podcast, somehow; pin down the rest of the week, and nail it there; evening TBA.

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And then I’ll mute you for the week.

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Yeah I’m feeling very tired this morning, can someone just tell me what to think and be angry about today?

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