Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 6th, 2013

You are all remarkably crap.

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Mind you, he’s also EXCLUSIVELY on Seven, so hey just keep lying to your audiences, folks, I’m sure it’ll build trust long-term.

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MT @apiotrowski9: … teen involved in the alleged police brutality is on set with @tracygrimshaw [Oh hasn’t he suffered enough?]

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As it approaches 4pm I ask myself, “What have I accomplished today?” The answer would appear to be “Fuck all, mate.”

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jeamland And they say romance is dead: abc.net.au/news/2013-03-0…

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RT @jendudley: A striking lesson in how NOT to sell a woman a set-top box. pic.twitter.com/LKrzJBKaqI [Oh FFS!]

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Sourcebottle is the true measure of the Australian zeitgeist, @jonoabroad.

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I note that the @australian (actually AAP) story only has the seller talking up these “ocean-front property” domains, but no-one laughing.

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I wonder who’ll be stupid enough to buy these “capital city websites” (they mean “domains”)? theaustralian.com.au/business/break…

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“We’re on the search for mothers who buy rice cakes for a variety of reasons”, presumably because police are busy. sourcebottle.com/query.asp?iid=…

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I love the way people keep sending me email as if I’ll read it or something.

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@semiboganman Yes, it is a bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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So that’s a wrap for the fourth season?

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Wow. Marriage reduced to a marketing pitch.

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Kimota “Anyone who is married has at least told one story that has converted one other person!” We can all tell stories. @Robert_Rose

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RT @rhamilton18: @stilgherrian you are busy and so am I but your arguments re are not supported [Yes, I guess that clinches it.]

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“NBN Co fudges numbers to expand rollout”, writes @rycrozier itnews.com.au/News/335143,nb…

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RT @joshgnosis: NSW Police has launched two internal investigations into the incident. [Like accountants with two sets of books?]

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chrisberg look we shouldn’t judge until the police conclude they’ve done nothing wrong

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The word “embrace” in the head of your tech media release. Delete.

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paulcarr Individually, when creators are not paid, they become causes célèbre. Collectively, they’re told to “stop fighting the future”.

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paulcarr The Internet is furious about the Atlantic not paying writers, the government prosecuting people who steal intellectual property.

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“Urban fantasy” is when it’s a black guy, right?

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RT @chris_stevenson: Robert Scoble came into our office … [See, this is why you should always have a gun handy.]

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Prince Alwaleed bin Talal “systematically exaggerates” his wealth, says Forbes, says @smh smh.com.au/executive-styl…

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@johnmcternan @PMOPressOffice That PMO account’s bio should probably mention which country and which parliament it relates to. Maybe.

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This “content marketing” thing is STILL going? How long does it take to go “Company newsletters, we still despise them, even online”?

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Well I’m glad you’re all experts on Venezuela. Perhaps you could link to the reports from your extensive study tours?

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@mclayfield @walkleys No numbers here either, mere contributors never see them. But my feelpinion is that they’d be wildly variable.

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@walkleys @mclayfield “Opinion” and “think”? Individuals’ effects on traffic are measurable, are measured.

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@CyMadD0x [shrugs] POTUS has the power the nuke the planet. The odd hit on US soil or citizens seems small beans, concerns a bit parochial.

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lukebuckmaster What happens when newspaper designers try and get creative. (via @ambiej) pic.twitter.com/BuHuYp3x1z

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RT @iBIeeter: to be fair, there’s always some people (prob. youngens) who discover this for the first time. [Yes, but it ain’t about drones]

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RT @SulphurCocky: NO - Luncheon with the President - Jazz Song, sung by Vince Jones and earlier. [Oh right, yes, as you were.]

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Are people only now realising the US president has, in certain circumstances, “lethal force” powers because they heard about drones? Idiots.

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@MartinCuddihy @peterlloydau Thanks, Martin. But yes, the number of such things from ABC accounts has been disproportionately high.

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RT @ssharwood: the ‘[big data] champion’ is a marketroid areshat making sh*t up [Goodness me, that’s never happened before.]

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@mpesce [nods] Probably safer if we just nuke it from orbit.

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@mpesce Wherever you are, it’s probably not too late to escape.

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So @peterlloydau has also seen a pic of me, and sent a DM to say lol? ABC News/Caff has done a lot of that recently.

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RT @manaz_d: Need to get an allen key in there somehow… [… said the actress to the bishop.]

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