Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

March 16th, 2013

@corduroy I have not been at The Grand View.

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R_Chirgwin Wanted: someone to help with cleaning for @bunjaree - at Wentworth Falls. $50 per cottage, clean + make beds. Suit obsessive uni student!

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Disgruntled. In a taxi.

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Disgruntled. Not on a train.

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Disgruntled. On a train.

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@leslienassar Dolmades with wings! Hang on, that’s the Greek word. Arabic version TBA.

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@leslienassar Yeah, maybe, but the important question is which Habibi do you want pilot?

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Excellence in urban planning #558: The railbus can get no closer to Penrith station access. instagr.am/p/W6S09DiFiV/

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Note to self: Write a Lebanese-Australian “Thunderbirds” parody set in Punchbowl with International Rescue’s craft named “Habibi 1” etc.

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About to arrive in downtown Penrith.

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umairh I’m perversely amused, these days, by rent-seekers not even bothering to defend themselves anymore; instead, indignantly assuming the right.

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@CameronWatt Indeed, and thank you. To be honest, I’m not sure why I got so enthusiastic about a non-compulsory task on the weekend.

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Well played, @AntonEnus, well played.

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AntonEnus I’m in the mood for eggspressionist RT @stilgherrian “Eggs,any style” says the sign on that café. Really? How about Rococo? Neo- Realist?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:30 PM, Mar 16th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

hiwearespiders Humans are so surprised We have a twitter account. Really? We invented the web humans. Invented. With our butts. Owned.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:28 PM, Mar 16th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Ah bugger. My idea to vastly improve the state of the world cannot actually be achieved today. Pity.

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tattooed_mummy A Twitter user on average has sent out 794 tweets over the last 3 years goo.gl/FV0Z1 *crying laughing*

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“Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This bus has one stop and one stop only: Penrith.” instagr.am/p/W6JlUxiFrt/

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“Eggs,any style” says the sign on that café. Really? How about Rococo? Neo- Realist?

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Mobile: Gather belongings; walk to nearest railway station; train to Central; railbus to Penrith; train to Wentworth Falls; remainder TBA.

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“Today on ‘Which is Worse?’ we ask: Which is worse? Ruby on Rails, or pedophilia?”

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Tonight, thanks to my efforts, you’ll be able to hear how NASA is just an enormous money-laundering scam. Stay tuned.

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RT @AttardMon: Did you need to sing the song as you wrote the words? [How could I avoid it?]

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RT @BernardKeane: I was originally going to say “so-called “Pope”” [Surely you mean “so-called ‘POPE’”?]

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I feel the earth move under my feet. I feel the sky tumbling down. I feel my heart start to trembling whenever you’re around.

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I think that from now on I’ll start putting everyone’s name in scare-quotes, “Bernard Keane”. @BernardKeane

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Oddly enough, @ataraxite @juhasaarinen @PointZeroOne @jturner_ibrs, you are all correct, more or less.

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I’ve just had an idea that will vastly improve the state of the world. I shall now start to implement this idea.

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Yeah look @juhasaarinen @joshgnosis “Hillsong Grindr action” should not be a concept.

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@shoerust Yeah look which app it is isn’t important right now and it’s not Grindr.

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Mashing my face into the keyboard as a Service.

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Ah yes, @juhasaarinen. Beta. Translation? “Yeah look all this is getting too hard and I just couldn’t be arsed any more.”

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Grumpy old fart as a Service. Well, more of a Public Good.

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RT @killcare You are becoming a grumpy old fart, Stilgherrian. [And…?]

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Today’s though experiment: The NSW could get “the Android development community” to rework and run CityRail. Achievement unlocked!

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@NewtonMark Penrith is just some sort of way marker, not an actual destination. Except for those aspiring to be Prime Minister.

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“Is your software development process an embarrassing, ramshackle piece of shit? Call it ‘open’. That makes it a feature!”

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RT @franksting Android is “open” @stilgherrian developers get to choose their own adventure with the back button [Adventures can end badly.]

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Yeah, @shoerust. So I do stuff, find myself at the app’s home screen. “Back” retraces my steps “and/or” exits the app. Brilliant, Android!

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Android is to mobile device interface design as Zaph Chancery was to desktop publishing. Discuss.

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Can an Android developer point me to the documentation that explains how the “back” button is actually meant to work?

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@NewtonMark Yeah look, “Noarlunga”. You see what your problem is there?

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If Dan Briggs did take on that mission, he’d just put a bullet into the head of every Android developer he finds. And rightly so.

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The waiter who just brought me a coffee? She is: 1. A backpacker. 2. Displaying far too much buttcrack while people are eating.

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Words that ensure your heart crumbles to dust and be scattered by the unrelenting wind: “Buses replace trains between Central and Penrith.”

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“Good morning, Mr Briggs. Welcome to Android. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to predict what the ‘back’ button will do.”

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Who was Benedict and what, precisely, was his interest in eggs?

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Mobile: Check out; find somewhere that will serve both brunch and as a spot to continue sorting through my email and related thoughts.

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Oh, I was wondering why that felt a bit weird. It’s got an apple in it.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Il est préférable de ne rien faire qui consisterait à M. Burns. Pas bon viendrait de celui-ci.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je décide si je dois interagir avec les humains de Sydney avant de se diriger vers l’ouest. Et vous?

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Me at @zdnetaustralia yesterday: “Backwards attitude to online identity erodes our power” zdnet.com/backwards-atti…

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Sat plan, draft: Pack; check out; brunch; unexplained gap in which things can still happen; train to Wentworth Falls somewhen; evening TBA.

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That’s the worst thing you’ve ever said about me.

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