Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

March 27th, 2013

So the very grown-up @timsharky blocked you, @photogramel? Seems like me too. Hilarious. Peril-sensitive sunglasses FTW! @glengyron

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@julieposetti @jasonjordan @mediahunter Bare minimum is the @summly app being re-done to integrate into Yahoo! analytics etc.

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@julieposetti @jasonjordan @mediahunter So @summly is a set of assets bought and absorbed into Yahoo! Anything could happen. Speculate away!

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@julieposetti @jasonjordan Yahoo! is a public company, so announcements re @summly will happen through Yahoo! PR. NFI yet. Weeks? [shrug]

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Well there’s a background guaranteed to provide expertise in epidemiology and counselling.

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RT @glengyron: “@timsharky is a former Gold Coast loan shark and chronic steroid user that lives in Thailand. He loves posing for photos.”

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@julieposetti It was, but the @summly app is not available while the merger takes place.

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I suppose I should draw the attention of @J_ckk and @dannolan to those last two tweets.

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I ask because here in Australia anyone volunteering at an HIV clinic gets, well, a modicum of education and would be turfed for this shit

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Someone please explain to me why this ignorant cunt @timsharky has any kind of following. Who is he, and why? storify.com/dannolan/conve…

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pgofton Woman on Tube inadvertently stole seat from preg lady. Didn’t get up but was conflicted;face betrayed a Guardian column’s worth of emotions.

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I keep an eye out for Noni every morning, but… always… nothing.

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@BundyB My prediction is around 40 to 50 visitors to that page, clustered within 30 mins of my tweet. Do let me know!

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@bluntshovels Agreed, there’s the smell of burning eucalypts from all the back-burning today. Massive this morning, I’m told.

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Yes, @ApostrophePong, Mr @t0m3llArd gives you good advice there.

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RT @firstdogonmoon: how much water is reasonable per day per person in melbs? just wondering [How often will you be waterboading them?]

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So I am back at @bunjaree and I did take a cab after all because and They Know.

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Fuck it. By the time I find a taxi I’ll have been able to walk it. Wolf Creek here I come.

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Decisions decisions. Walk 1.5km on an unlit rural road? Or find one of our local cabs? instagram.com/p/XWxH57iFhe/

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@BrianHonan For a moment I read that as “Cyberbunkum”. We need to use this useful new word.

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@michaelneale @jonoabroad Mr Turnbull is a gentleman, even when people like me are being arseholes. Don’t know how he does it.

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RT @sylmobile: Do we need to take our pants off and dance about in its glow? [Whatever you are talking about, yes. Obviously.]

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mrspeaker I habitually AB test everything these days. First I make a change, then I ask myself “What would Allan Border do?”

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@t0m3llArd Well indeed. I just realised that our last (only?) encounter was when @ApostrophePong finished his Master at COFA. We drank.

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Full Moon is at T minus 30 minutes and counting.

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RT @NGruen1: @mjec It wasn’t bad for Xerox. It wasn’t bad for Hoover. [You wouldn’t download a photocopy of a man in a dress.]

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I suspect that the TVC for ADFA/UNSW and defencejobs.com.au on the TV just now was not entirely representative of typical outcomes.

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@t0m3llArd This is true. Also, great to see you’re still alive. ;) (Yes, people may or may not say the same about me.)

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t0m3llArd @stilgherrian 1st guy in the tribe fed for playing the bone flute is when the music industry started. And the hunters said “that’s not work”

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@michaelneale So drag and drop to change the preference order for the Wi-Fi alternatives?

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@c_daley1 Agreed! Let’s stimulate thought! Think I’m wrong? Awesome, tell me how and where! (But not now, it’s been a long day.)

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RT @franksting: Actually a lot more on second thoughts. It’s an adapted version of the publishing of sheet music. [Human turntables!]

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@LFRESHTHELION @marc_leroy @triplejHack The challenge for musicians is to do that without Stockholm-pimping themselves to a dying industry.

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@LFRESHTHELION @marc_leroy @triplejHack OK, it’s unfair ‘cos they’re transitional acts, but people Do pay for stuff they truly want.

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@LFRESHTHELION @marc_leroy @triplejHack If people “love and demand more”, then they’ll open their wallets. Witness NIN and Radiohead.

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@LFRESHTHELION @marc_leroy @triplejHack … which is all IMO a separate issue from whether people can make music for folks and all enjoy it.

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@LFRESHTHELION @marc_leroy @triplejHack … and eventually, the entertainment *industries* must face that face, not be in denial…

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@LFRESHTHELION @marc_leroy @triplejHack And I agree with ALL of that. But as global comms change, the numbers change. Must be faced…

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@djb_82 @ozibatla @triplejHack “Plenty” of farriers, maybe, but not when compared with %age of population a century ago. That’s the point.

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“The toys do not speak.”

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RT @bernietb: I don’t recall committing a single crime when I was renting. [Memory loss is a tragedy, doubly so in one so young…]

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RT @BundyB: @stilgherrian @maninultimo no outlaw ALL drugs! No paracetamol for you! [Bugger. Better have another beer then.]

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@skeevestevens Sorry, Skeeve, you need to filter the shit out of my tweets. Or give in to the void.

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RT @franksting: Almost a hundred actually. [Yeah, caught that with my comment to @maninultimo.]

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RT @Tuna: And the IT industry is how old… ;) [About the same. Edison cylinders vs Hollerith cards.]

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Also, @maninultimo, why are we watching Today Tonight? I mean, you’ve been on Media Watch, I get that. But ME?

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RT @maninultimo: Now it’s calling for drugs to be outlawed. Go TT! [YES! ILLEGAL DRUGS MUST BE MADE ILLEGAL. OH WAIT.]

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Hang on. Today Tonight is explaining how 30% of people have a blood alcohol level above 0.1% and 25% of them are on drugs. LISTEN UP!

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The fascinating thing is that “the music industry” as currently structured is what? 50 years old? A piddly little blip in history.

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RT @snerdish: @barrysaunders @dannolan you can fry tinned corn beef and mix it up with baked beans. It is nature’s most perfect food.

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Why do I now feel I’ll end up on @triplejHack some time soon facing a hate-media panel of indie musicians? BRING IT ON!

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@LFRESHTHELION @triplejHack “What I enjoy doing” and “How I pay the bills” are, for 95% of humanity, not the same thing. Music is special?

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@LFRESHTHELION @triplejHack There’s nothing stopping you playing the music you love. What you WANT is someone to pay you for it. Different.

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@LFRESHTHELION @triplejHack Again, if it’s “about the music”, what does recording, touring etc have to do with it? Play your music! Enjoy!

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@LFRESHTHELION @triplejHack I’m aware of the costs. But just where does it say that in a time of vast change the current model stays?

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@LFRESHTHELION @triplejHack Yes, because the world has such a DRAMATIC AND PERILOUS SHORTAGE of “music for people to enjoy”.

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Excellent. I’m making enemies in two different polities simultaneously!

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@marcuskelson @triplejHack Sure, people can eat. Australians are rich! But “making music” is not “doing nothing but making music”.

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@ozibatla @triplejHack I contend that you don’t need to have music as your sole full-time occupation to be able to make music people enjoy.

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@ozibatla @triplejHack Core point, it’s not “how many bands” but “how many bands that will be economically supported as same”.

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@ozibatla @triplejHack Yeah this is the wrong medium. Would be happy to explore over an ale next time in Sydney.

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@triplejHack Why are musicians sucked in to supporting a legacy distribution industry that takes 90% of the money fans are willing to pay?

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RT @snerdish: @triplejHack @ozibatla We should consolidate supply into say eight or nine bands. Efficiencies! [Top 40 thinking, yes.]

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@ozibatla @triplejHack Oh, “piracy” is wrong, sure, breaking current law. But 90% of piracy whinges are about distributors not musicians.

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@triplejHack @ozibatla … so, sure, “good” musos can make a career of it, but don’t imagine that we need anywhere near as many of them.

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@triplejHack @ozibatla I guess my core point is that “recorded music” is now massively, massively over-supplied…

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@triplejHack Related thoughts about storytellers vs novelists vs book publishers. crikey.com.au/2009/07/21/lit…

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@triplejHack The idea that musicians could perform once and be paid forever, not sing for their supper, was a blip of the Industrial Age.

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@ozibatla @triplejHack I’m not talking about copyright issues. But farriers and steam train engineers are hobbies not careers too now.

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@marcuskelson @triplejHack Bah! “Passion” can fit easily into the 130 hours a week that’s not a 38-hour job. “Passion” costs nothing.

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@triplejHack But, y’now, it’s secretly all about the rock-god lifestyle and image? Fine! Dreams are cool. But don’t lie about what it is.

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@triplejHack ‘Cos if “it’s all about the music”, no-one’s stopping them playing as much music as they want.

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@triplejHack Explain to me again why “indie bands” have a RIGHT to make money from playing music? Is it “all about the music” or the money?

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@ZacharyRDM Indeed. But while I’m leaving @mukimu to explain himself, similar bullshit is unfolding in Australia today it seems.

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@ZacharyRDM @mukimu Yes. Let’s. And then let’s try to understand what the puck the point you’re trying to make actually is.

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So @independentaus, any reason you didn’t effing well get permission to nick the pic on independentaustralia.net/2013/australia… from stilgherrian.com/human-nature/p… ?

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Sorry, @independentaus, let’s get the accusation accurate. Stand by.

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So @independentaus, any reason you didn’t effing well get permission to nick the pic on independentaustralia.net/2011/australia… from stilgherrian.com/human-nature/p… ?

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So far 46% of respondents to the @smh poll say folks on $250k are NOT wealthy. smh.com.au/opinion/politi…

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I ask that every week. I have no answer.

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Yes, @juhasaarinen, I’ll happily point out the author of that @guardian yarn is an Australian. Their origin is irrelevant to the (my) point.

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OH: “When you have sex with two people it’s a threesome. With one other person it’s twosome. Now I know why they say you’re handsome.”

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I wasn’t going to tweet this @guardian yarn, but, “Australians don’t know how lucky they are” guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/…

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“Latin roots”? Yeah, I had one of them once. A bit self-obsessed.

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@mukimu That’d be average pre-tax family income? Try this. pic.twitter.com/FTD0o0Fjfo

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It would appear that Everyone Is Taking Too Many Strong But Really Really Stupid Drugs this afternoon. (Except me. *sulks*)

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RT @dobes: “Parramatta Road could become the New Orleans of Sydney” HAHAHA, no. [Ref: abc.net.au/news/2013-03-2… ]

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RT @snare: @stilgherrian @R_Chirgwin great term. maybe a slightly more grown up version of “fluffer”? [ ]

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phbarratt For those who accuse the critics of the Iraq invasion of 20/20 hindsight, here is what I said 14 days before invasion aussieobserver.blogspot.com.au/2013/03/before…

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I retweet @R_Chirgwin then mostly for his coining of the word “fellatiast”. The image of @fitzhunter as “fellatiast of the rich” is… nice.

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R_Chirgwin It would be nice to find a political party that didn’t consider its first duty to be fellatiast to the wealthy.

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Indeed, @PointZeroOne, I’d enjoy the opportunity to “struggle” on ~5x my current income. FFS, @fitzhunter, talk about out of touch!

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I can only assume that @fitzhunter has yet to learn what a “number” is. Start there, Sir, and then work up to “arithmetic”.

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j_hutch New FOI docs reveal Conroy’s dept pushed for 6-month data retention regime for data already kept by ISPs - afr.com/p/technology/d… [free]

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Fitzgibbon singular, sorry. Gibbons plural would be too many gibbons. Though one $250k = “struggling” gibbon seems one too many as it is.

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Who is Joel Fitzgibbons anyway? I assume from his attitude he runs an internet startup or a merchant bank.

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I might also suggest that these families are ignorant, self-indulgent cunts, but only after I’ve had another beer. I mean a beer. Later.

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I would suggest to Joel Fitzgibbon and these families that over Easter they might consider what it truly means to be “struggling”.

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That is, according to Joel Fitzgibbon, families above the 95th percentile income level are still “struggling”.

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MattCowgill Wondering what qualifies as a high household income in Australia? Here’s a useful table from NATSEM: pic.twitter.com/Mef4E5ftVI

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KnottMatthew Joel Fitzgibbon: ”In Sydney’s west you can be on a quarter of a million dollars family income a year and you’re still struggling”

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So consider the next two tweets…

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RT @AtomicMPC: Bonnie Tyler? REALLY?!? [Yes, really. Name ONE person who’d be better.]

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RT @dannolan: Well that’s interesting. pic.twitter.com/6fqs65E3d0 [Yes. Yes it is.]

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So the “wide-ranging” report that differentiates between answers from 56% and 62% of respondents is, essentially, complete bullshit.

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Here we go. MoE when N=200 when the population (Australian IT workers) is 550k is ±7 percentage points. surveysystem.com/sscalc.htm

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Also “wide-ranging” goes SO well with “200”. Shall I pop out my margin or error calculator now?

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Calling a “wide-ranging survey of more than 200 Australia-based IT Professionals” a “study” is kind of gilding the lily, isn’t it.

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Full Moon minus four hours and counting.

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And yet, @NAB @charispalmer, if I pay for something on the weekend, the amount gets deducted immediately. An odd goose-gander dichotomy.

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charispalmer So much for “real time payments” RT @NAB: Payments submitted after cut off Thurs 28 March will be processed Tues 2 Apr ^BD 2/4

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RT @marshontap: ‘Necessity’ revealed. Have I missed something? pic.twitter.com/00BfkY8viP [Is it full of cocaine? If not, why not?]

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Brocklesnitch Paddle Pop is an ice cream brand and also a sexy night at the old folks home

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RT @marshontap: They are giving me ‘necessity’. pic.twitter.com/5mZBqG0mbX [I WANT SOME NECESSITY.]

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“Pyne gets it wrong again”, says Peter Garrett’s media release.

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j_hutch Hey @engochick, did @renailemay ever pay you that $5? zdnet.com/david-moffatt-…

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Me at @CSO_Australia: “Microsoft’s Melbourne tests confirm: counterfeit software a security risk” cso.com.au/article/457442…

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RT @feed_the_chooks: nicotine withdrawal has massively increased the odds i’ll commit arson [There’s plenty of potential in this scenario!]

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Yes, B Kliban, you were correct. i.imgur.com/WvF3N.jpg

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I had feelings once. And then a cat. Two cats, actually. And then wine.

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@dobes Apparently we are all angry at a shop now.

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“Thu Jan 01 23:13:45 1970 : MAJOR ALARM: System running low on memory : fd3c free”

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Oh hang on. Those two tweets aren’t related.

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“Political networks on Twitter: Tweeting the Queensland state election” by @snurb_dot_info & @timhighfield. tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.108…

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“Well come around tonight, DeutscheSMEG, I’ll show you how far it’ll spread.”

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Oh well, I’ve just lined up another podcast interview… ;)

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“Unicorn horn”? FFS, people, it’s not Full Moon until 2027 AEDT tonight!

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The problem with certain regulars in this front ba… erm, library is that they read my blogue and stories etc and wish to take issue.

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OH: “You’ll get plenty of that in Thailand, depending on how your tongue works.”

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As I walk the track, I’m being trailed by a dragonfly with a 12cm wingspan. Beautiful. Well, that or the third tab is finally kicking in.

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Mobile: Walk dirt track then Railway Pde to Wentworth Falls; lunch; not sure where to then, because I can write pretty much anywhere.

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Wed plan, updated: Write for @CSO_Australia (done); lunch (where?); write for @zdnetaustralia; transcribe & post UTS lecture audio; TGIW.

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Story (almost) finished for @CSO_Australia. Waiting for a fact check. Despite the earlier “little difficulties”, we’re on plan.

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MrPkD A grown man naked?@JohnJohnsonson or an R18+ movie. RT @Wyatt_Roy_MP: Ive not seen the Labor party deliver a budget surplus in my lifetime

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Mind you, kudos doubleplusgood to any ad agency that gets a client to approve a “whats up cunts. eat fresh” campaign.

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So, shall we open a book on whether this @SubwayAU this is real or a scam?

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johnb78 Seems legit. RT ‏@SubwayAU whats up cunts. eat fresh

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Did I just imagine a time when @TIME didn’t uncritically promote daft factoids as ANAL-A-SUSS?

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Actually, that should be hyphenated, right @TIME?

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Did I just imagine a time when @TIME didn’t uncritically promote daft factoids as ANALASUSS?

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RT @TIME: More people have cell phones than toilets. Just let that sink in. ti.me/10fxvwt [Um, hours of use per day? Sharing? Bah!]

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“IT pricing inquiry result: Australians are fools”, writes @dobes in a very wide column. techrepublic.com/blog/australia…

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RT @dahowlett: Travel apps are still pretty crude…we need something MUCH better. [Secretaries?]

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@ssharwood You just want to get on Media Watch, right? @juhasaarinen

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Final plug: “Talking Yahoo!, @summly and more on ABC Local Radio” with @rosiebeaton (20 mins, from last night) stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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RT @charispalmer: Or why mummy bloggers do not equal journalism [Oh, cruel. But fair.]

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I admire @Cassper_K for not going all Wolf Creek on @Mamamia for the “fortification” typo. But it IS one of the yarn’s key, y’know, nouns.

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RT @juhasaarinen: @stilgherrian @LiamT FACTS or facts? [In your case, faCTS.]

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kate_sheppard So, I was talking to a biology prof. who told me she has a student who claims not to “believe in space.” Is this a thing?

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@juhasaarinen @LiamT LOOK, YOU, WILL YOU STOP INSERTING ALL THESE SO-CALLED “FACTS” INTO NEWS STORIES.

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HAHAHA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHA!

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Polliter.com was created not out of need, but necessity. It is the lone voice of free Conservative speech left to Australians.”

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RT @ssharwood: I seem to have broken every rule I was ever told about backups [Excellent. Next phase, the ones relating to sheep.]

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dannolan_ebooks no that randomly

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Note to self: Read NATO’s (unofficial) Tallinn Manual on International Law Applicable to Cyber Warfare. issuu.com/nato_ccd_coe/d…

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NATO study reckons Stuxnet attack on Iran was an ‘act of force’, writes @LiamT cso.com.au/article/457314…

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RT @TumblrTXT: How do white ppl find each another attractive? I don’t understand. [Oh dear. HT @SnarkyPlatypus, ping @YesYoureRacist.]

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sadknob Instead of ranting about conservative religious-right stupidity, here’s a picture of some wombat poop… pic.twitter.com/jxrvaEwY5D

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Suspecting that a turn of phrase in my most recent email to an editor will cause it to get filtered. Or me to get a little note from HR.

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jdub Animated ad on Computerworld: “CYBER THREATS! CLOUD! VIRTUALISATION! CONSUMERISATION!” … “JESUS RETURNS! ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! TAYLOR SWIFT!”

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geeksrulz When Channel TEN is the adult in the room. Compare the captions twitpic.com/cefbqm twitpic.com/cefbqr

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Oh hello, New South Wales! afr.com/p/national/car… HT @latingle via @firstdogonmoon (and think THAT through!)

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carolprobets Spectacular morning! Jamison Valley filled with mist again. This is my “office”! pic.twitter.com/hauft503Xw

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“Is your OpenStack with or without maple syrup, Ma’am?”

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Wed plan: Washing; comms; write for @CSO_Australia; lunch (where?); write for @technologyspec; transcribe & post UTS lecture audio; TGIW.

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Increasingly, I think “Stilgherrian Live” needs to be a breakfast program.

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RT @gusworldau: Consider severing the writing/pants connection. [Way ahead of you, Gus. I’ve got 250 words down already.]

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Forget pants, actually. I want Kyle Sandilands’ bunny suit. No need to wash it.

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Experiencing sudden negative feelings about the true amount of entropy in pseudo-random number generators.

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Look, my password is “oDLE74lgfMgYS” FFS.

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I suppose I should get out of bed, find my pants, and do some writing.

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There are no goats in my passwords.

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Also, can someone please call these guys and give them my address? jacksonvillewineguide.com/wp-content/upl…

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woodlandalyssa Wait but WHY was the dead opossum in the day care? This article leaves me with many questions… bit.ly/WUkn0W

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NeinQuarterly I fetishize you, too.

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Dear All Media, when a company “reveals” “repeated attempts” by “hackers” to break in, all that means is they have an internet connection.

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BernardKeane Orwellian (ôr-wl-n) adj.: anything you disagree with.

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BernardKeane Telstra to move into - a lucrative industry bit.ly/15R2eSk

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RT @barryofarrell: talking to commuters along with local MPs, including @MelGibbonsMP, at Sutherland station [Haven’t they suffered enough?]

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@NewtonMark I’m glad you enjoyed the chat with Aubrey. You can see why I just HAD to go back to interview him. Good t-shirts, too.

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rolldiggity “And that’s when the Supreme Court Justice realized… the gay marriage was coming from inside the house.” -Antonin Scalia horror story

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umairh Why is it more acceptable to buy two Ferraris than tons of Gucci? It’s an interesting question.

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RT @Idealaw: 38 yo Bne man found outside SLQ using its free wi-fi to share child porn bit.ly/16fSkvI [Libraries are bad, m’kay?]

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Meanwhile, my nomination for Passive-Aggressive Pop-Over of the Day (Have You Stopped Beating Your Wife Division). twitpic.com/cem36z

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Oh, I should’ve probably cc’d those two tweets to @YesYoureRacist, through whom I discovered the riches of @Armandoburger’s worldview.

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“This is America I’ll say whatever I want haha”, says @Armandoburger, one of the Four Percent.

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According to the gloriously articulate @Armandoburger you have to be introduced to someone before you can realise they’re an arsehole.

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@cratylus @mukimu Is “I think” a sign that we’re now all confused and should probably move on? :)

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gpetriglieri Unfortunately we often label ‘thought leaders’ those who seek to do the thinking for us, rather than those who provoke us to think.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Elle savait que le mot de code. Elle n’aurait pas dû connaître le mot de code. Tout est faux. Et vous?

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@BreakfastNews Geldof: “Old man who thinks ‘society’ has one single, uniform, wrong attitude whinges that things were better in his day.”

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Oh great. Full Moon is at 2027 AEDT tonight, in a little under 14 hours from now. There’s your line in the sand, people.

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@posinfolimited @JeremyJacobs One can “Dominate Twitter” without knowing that “straightforward” is one word? I’ll “Follower” that advice!

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Last night’s blog post: “Talking Yahoo!, @summly and more on ABC Local Radio” with @rosiebeaton (20 mins) stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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OK, I’ve stopped shaking now.

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So @paulcarr has channeled his righteous fire into a fine takedown of Henry Blodget and his “understanding” of news. pandodaily.com/2013/03/25/no-…

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Wed plan, draft, unordered: Write for @CSO_Australia, @technologyspec; washing; transcribe & post UTS lecture audio; eat somewhere.

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@eleanorbloom Yeah you’ve really nicely summed up both the plan and its drawbacks in one tweet. :)

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RT @TechRepublic: You have choices in the aftermath of Google Reader’s demise tek.io/YCHfmb [‘Suicide” and “Getting a damn life?”]

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TheFix President Obama names first female head of Secret service. Scoopage by @PostScottWilson! ow.ly/jrgSA

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@BarbieKs1 Oh, well, it’s all relative. I’ve nearly stopped shaking now.

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Oh thanks for your calming video, @juhasaarinen. bit.ly/U0Ellk Upgrading my end. flickr.com/photos/stilghe… @en_gy

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@en_gy No, @juhasaarinen is the one who’s off with the worms. I’ve no idea what he’s on. Moss and pickled reindeer hooves again, probably?

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I know. I’ll watch a video that’ll help me centre and focus again. youtube.com/watch?v=ZCldL3…

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So, um, yeah, how’s your morning?

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Dear Subconscious, if you ever play that little game again, and she has the codeword, then I get a gun, OK? I get a fucking gun.

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@juhasaarinen But do tell me more about the bristly worm, it sounds cute and might cheer me up a bit.

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RT @juhasaarinen Was it the giant bristly worm with a thousand teeth again? [Oh no, this one had a face. And a name. And knew the codeword.]

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Fuck. Wednesday. 0520 AEDT. Awaking from dreams. “Dreams”? Actually, let’s go with nightmares. Dear Subconscious, do please just fuck off.

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