Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 23rd, 2013

Midnight. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA111!!!1!!!one!HAHAHAHA.

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@Conorwilsonium I know. At this point I bow to your superior knowledge of everything in the fucking universe. Because obviously. [Pats.]

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Random strangers imagining they have some BIG FUCKING INSIGHT into one’s life and personality. Yeah, the world needs more of that.

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@Conorwilsonium So you know the difference between “caring” and “idle late night drunken amusement”? Or are you just a fucktard?

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Moscow has too many international airports. It’s confusing. But Trident should be able to sort that out.

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RT @jdub: @stilgherrian He didn’t land at DME, it was SVO. :-) [Go fuck yourself. Nicely, obviously.]

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I don’t know what to think about Snowden because it’s COMPLICATED and I don’t have all the facts. I’m glad YOU’VE got it all sorted. Moron.

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Oh now it’s all about “duty” versus “rights” and all the fucking pre-decided arsehats are telling us what to think. FUCK. RIGHT. OFF.

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Snowden flight departing DME (Moscow) delayed due to small arms damage from renegade FSB unit.

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So everyone on the planet knows where Snowden is RIGHT NOW but clients can’t tell me where my payment is for last month’s invoices. Right.

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Definitions of truth? Old: A 4-3 decision in SCOTUS. New: An unverified tweet that says . You are such arsehats.

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I think I might put into all my tweets, to give the impression that I, too, have the faintest fucking idea what’s happening.

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And yet, @brokep, “Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?” is pre-recorded, with awkward bits edited out. Yet we all pretend the Game is On. Live.

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brokep Why are we guessing which route is taking? Every ticket in the world is registered and data automatically copied to the US.

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RT @RT_com: UPDATE: Ecuador’s diplomats arrive at airport where has landed pic.twitter.com/CcqX6fzIS7 on.rt.com/jqm8cb [HAHAHA!]

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@404ed This is true. A billion eyes on TV will keep him alive. Probably. Perhaps. The playbook doesn’t seem to have a chapter for this.

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@404ed “Not afraid of anything”? I imagine he’s shitting bricks.

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@404ed Yep what Snowden revealed etc is indeed A Big Thing. But now we’re in the car chase scene and I don’t like popcorn. (Also, thanks.)

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True, @semiboganman, I am an insensitive clod. And isn’t “clod” a word we don’t hear anywhere near often enough.

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@404ed Anyway, I imagine you’ll be collecting Snowden from an airport somewhere, so I won’t keep you.

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@404ed Erm, but I don’t imagine my podcasts or website are worth a 24/7 news cycle. I’m not aiming to affect your Monday.

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@peter_tonoli Thanks, tho I can’t claim credit. It’s an extension of “recreational grief” and “recreational outrage”. stilgherrian.com/human-nature/r…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I know. Sigh. But I was too far down the production timeline etc etc. But then I wanted to do more reflective stuff.

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@GordyPls Since your internet does not seem to have FUCKING SCROLL BAR then I direct you to corruptednerds.com

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Dear Everyone, how does which airport Snowden lands at affect what YOU will be doing Monday morning? So, recreational espionage. Lovely.

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Just my luck to launch a podcast while the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD is following the itinerary of someone that a month ago they’d never heard of.

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@gattaca Hey if you want to hear more cybers than you’ve ever heard before… try this. ;) corruptednerds.com/pod/conversati…

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Re that RT, at least it was at the dinner table, and not… later.

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TumblrTXT with father and boyfriend at family dinner
me: Can you please pass the butter, Daddy?
father and boyfriend at same time: Okay.

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The key question is whether corruptednerds.com is by, about or for corrupted nerds. Some sort of megamix of that, I guess.

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@bigmac No, they want Official Documentation. And (this is my problem) Official Documentation of a Physical Address. But I’m working in it.

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Oh dear. Yes, @bigmac, I suppose asking for donations in Bitcoin is How It Is Done These Days. Whatever happened to brown envelopes?

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@bigmac Oh no! PayPal’s “donate” buttons are for registered non-profits only. Which is why my account is currently, erm, suspended.

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In a word, @chrisjrn, “Yes.” Try the Corrupted Nerds Drinking Game:one shot every time we say “cyber” in that first episode.

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chrisjrn So @stilgherrian started his new podcast with a Russian talking about missiles and warheads. Starting with the shark fully jumped?

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GreenJ kill me now. “@NewStatesman: Lindsey Stirling, dancing dubstep violinist, is the prototype of a fully interactive pop star …”

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@e_kaspersky Our conversation (with SCADAgeddon and the world’s most beautifully decorated prison cell) is now online corruptednerds.com/pod/conversati…

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@Andrew_Zammit Thanks, Andrew. Now all I have to do is figure out who’s paying for it. ;)

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Look, @kcarruthers, podcasts were never like this when we did them as batch jobs on punch cards. Oh wait.

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Oh. It might help if I turn on the CDN’s optimisation. I am an arsehat. Also, I probably should have tested it or something.

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Thank you @chrisjrn @sylmobile @DrParnassus @CosmicRami @purserj, though Chris it ain’t particularly shouty today.

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3. Podcast: “Extra: Senator Mason’s ‘Corrupted Nerds’”, being his speech from August 2012 that inspired the title. corruptednerds.com/pod/extra/e000…

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2. Podcast: “Conversations 1: Eugene Kaspersky”, being what it says on the tin. corruptednerds.com/pod/conversati…

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1. Blog post: “Launching Corrupted Nerds!”, being an explanation of sorts. corruptednerds.com/blog/launching…

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So far we have three things at corruptednerds.com for you to consider. Well, three things that actually work. They are…

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So, corruptednerds.com “Information, power, security and all the cybers in a global internet revolution that’s changing… everything!”

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@ChrissieM There may be SEKRIT things with plinkies soon enough. But this is something new for now.

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OK, I’ll stop fiddling with that so my cloudy CDN thingy can figure out what’s real and what isn’t.

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So, there’s this… [cough] corruptednerds.com

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RT @michaelneale: You know who else didn’t have valid RSS feeds… [True.]

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T minus 30 minutes, and I am annoyed with the (non-)validation of RSS feeds… though that’s not a total show-stopper.

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So @chrisjrn has pointed out my classic not/now typo. That bodes well. As does my choice of under construction / launch imagery.

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It’s T minus 90 minutes and nearly everything is running to schedule. The SEKRIT things will soon now be SEKRIT. Lovely.

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StuartSumner This is one of the best photos ever. Norwich council takes delivery of its first computer. pic.twitter.com/byxN3js4xt

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RT @sylmobile: Where’s Snowden? twitpic.com/cyq6c1 [Yeah this should probably be a thing. ]

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theadamsamuel Every time you make a typo the errorists win.

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RT me: Photo: “Six Pigeons for Jeffrey”, being a modest tribute to the late Mr Smart. flickr.com/photos/stilghe… Ping @ApostrophePong

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@ApostrophePong Isn’t it a bit early in the year for protests? The farmers aren’t available yet for rent-a-crowd?

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Humph! Can someone please tell @R_Chirgwin that’s it not about how many fingers you use but how fast you go.

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@ApostrophePong Yep, there were two kinds of , Anonymous’ and another I didn’t recognise. Protesting against the PM’s family.

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@firstdogonmoon @mrgrumpystephen I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you.

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The man has blown the whistle.

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WHAT THE FUCK HAS @juhasaarinen GOT AGAINST PIGEONS ANYWAY HE IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED.

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SnarkyPlatypus Otherkin: Heart of a human, spirit of a wolf (from @TheFeedSBS2) bit.ly/11TO8Nz

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RT @juhasaarinen: @stilgherrian Better avatar for you. bit.ly/12Wc0pZ [Yes. Maybe. No, fuck off.]

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You people have no idea.

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A goat fondue would never work. The fuckers just won’t stand still over the top of the tealights. Trust me on this.

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There’s even a picture of this effing Supermoon amazement. QUICK! LAUNCH THE BOGGLECOPTERS! upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm…

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And it’s going to be SO fucking amazing? “They occur about once every 14 full moons.” Big effing whoop. You’ve been conned. Again. Arsehats.

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What sort of stupid cunt calls something a “Supermoon”? Oh. A 1970s astrologer. Choose your words widely, people. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermoon

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The SEKRIT things progress according to plan. This pleases me.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Satan a aussi écrit toutes les plaisanteries de pet.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je profite de la pluie pour l’instant, mais je ne vais pas apprécier d’avoir à voyager dans le mauvais temps ce soir.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. “Une hirondelle ne fait pas le printemps.” Je les observe néanmoins. Et vous?

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@R_Chirgwin People have been notified. Some of them are even relevant to the issue.

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New photo: “Dissatisfaction being expressed”, just now in Sydney’s Thaitown. flic.kr/p/eTk3PY

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There shall now be pants, and boat noodle, and a brief errand. And then plans and SEKRIT things.

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Thank you @ChrissieM @druey @HappySinger @glengyron @0x1C @marcoostini @shoerust and many others beyond the scroll. Appreciated.

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@DanielOCnr Oh dear. That survived at least three sets of appropriate eyes, and all manner of others. Thanks, relevant people are informed.

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4. New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 159: Solstice, silence and sound”, containing traces of hints. Or vice versa. stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/15…

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3. Photo: “Six Pigeons for Jeffrey”, being a modest tribute to the late Mr Smart. flickr.com/photos/stilghe…

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2. Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Ignorant Oz politicians prevent meaningful metadata debate”, 21 June. zdnet.com/au/ignorant-oz…

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1. Blog post: “Australian Electoral Commission’s ignorant error”, 20 June. stilgherrian.com/only-one-name/…

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1100 AEST. Reports greatly exaggerated, etc. No correspondence will be entered into. Four tweets follow, linking to this week’s things.

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