Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

June 25th, 2013

If any media outlet criticising the knitting has shot even one frame at any other photo op ever, then they’re hypocritical cunts.

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Oh ALL photo ops are “contrived” and there’s several a day. Grow the fuck up, people.

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So people are STILL going on about the SHOCK HORROR of the PM being photographed with her hobby? Just how stupid are you?

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OH: “Yeah, we need another wild night at Chipotle.”

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Hang on, who is being DDoSed and why, exactly? Laughing.

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@johnthelutheran Sure that depends on whether we deploy Trident or not.

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Also, @RealNickHodge @NewtonMark @jeamland, one does not “demand” ouzo. Ouzo is simply expected, and it arrives.

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Οι σειρήνες είναι ισχυρά. Δεν μπορώ να αντισταθώ.

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bencjenkins As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into Eric Abetz.

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OK, I am going outside. I need to stretch my legs before that incoming rain hits.

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And there’s a bunch of Cabcharge vouchers in here too.

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Oh yuck! This thing is all wet inside.

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flashman reading about politics makes me want to go live with ants or bees. just run my affairs according to pheromone gradients and sugared water

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Looking at my to-do list. Laughing.

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@paulwallbank It’s not always about you, Paul. You must learn this.

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Not punching someone.

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@BXGD What you say is true. All of it. [Crying now.]

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Right. I’m not voting for any political party that says “superfast broadband” between now and 14 September. Arsehats.

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Is there only that one photo of Edward Snowden? The one that looks like a Google Glass has been shopped out? Pathetic, Media.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers Dunno. I know she refused to be interviewed for @RNBBing this week. Taxis are hard.

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Thanks to those who warned of problems on CityRail’s Western Line, but they’re all cleared now.

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This week’s @RNBBing is an fine doco on the dodginess of Australia’s taxi industry and PR BS against new competitors. abc.net.au/radionational/…

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@michaelneale @jonoabroad That’s inconvenient. Doctors make people wait for them, so they should in turn wait for people. They are arsehats.

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Me at @crikey_news on Snowden manhunt farce: “Remember the NSA? Snooping is the real story” crikey.com.au/2013/06/25/rem… [Paywall, free trial.]

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“NBN swims up the Service Stream without a paddle”, writes @paulwallbank, about gurgling contractor problems. businessspectator.com.au/article/2013/6…

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RT @DJBentley: Who is Stanley Cup? [Inventor of the underwire bra.]

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RT @expectproblems: You’re being too kind. What if those cunts happen to LIKE cold weather? [Then becomes .]

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Whoever invented the thing that when you copy text from a website it adds a URL and a tracking number and shit.

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RT @kcarruthers: @stilgherrian you should talk to Gladys [Why? Is she interesting? Does she buy the drinks? Does she… never mind.]

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@semlouise Yep, ta, I’ve got all that. As I said, I’m still an hour from Penrith, and if there’s still no buses I wait patiently. No drama.

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James_Jeffrey I’m calling the police. RT @nytimes Normal whiskey not tasty enough? Try it in honey, cherry or maple syrup flavors nyti.ms/135wrlq

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This train is ONE MINUTE LATE we must have O’Farrell head on a spike!

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Life expectancy is so low here in the Bronze Age. Where is my cooking pot? instagram.com/p/a9x-IOCFje/

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A few minor rearrangements to deal with a problem are no big imposition. Most whingers are just selfish entitled arsehats.

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@michaelneale @jonoabroad The train is only problematic for a small section, and it’s an hour until I reach Penrith. [Shrugs]

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Mobile: Stand in the rain; taxi to Wentworth Falls; snack; 1232 train to Sydney Central; taxi to Camperdown.

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Article filed for @crikey_news. Time for hot shower, shave, pants and a taxi.

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Writing now. Quiet please.

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GrogsGamut Remember the good old days when Women’s Weekly was all about the policies…

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GrogsGamut Thank Christ she didn’t let cameras into the lodge showing her watching TV wearing a green and gold tracksuit. Cos that would be demeaning.

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@chrisbrownie I’ve found the draft-plan tweets useful. Sometimes people remind me when I’ve forgotten something.

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@chrisbrownie You’re confusing the draft plan, done early, with the actual plan, usually done between 0800 and 0900. It did change.

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Tue plan: Write for @crikey_news; 1232 train to Sydney, debug RSS feeds en route; write more words for money; an evening of fish and wine.

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@LaTrioli Don’t worry, I’ll be paying for my own bandwidth again next week, so no morning TV for me.

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At least Wayne Swan is giving @LaTrioli a chance to catch up on the gin this morning.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Moi aussi, j’écoute le cygne bourdonnant. Le monde peut-être mieux avec un cygne noyade.

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Today’s collective noun: a frottage of wool. You can thank me later.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je tordais dans une énorme baignoire pleine de boules de laine. Il est à la mode. Il ya frisson. Et vous?

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@JackGJessen Oh, you certainly don’t want to swap. Trust me.

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RT @juhasaarinen: @stilgherrian @crikey_news Are you going to cyber the train? [Yes. As hard as I can.]

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Did Fran Kelly just suggest that democracy is a waste of money?

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MT @MichaelLengIT: I’ve always been a fan of Bacon Ipsum myself baconipsum.com [Ah, that needed to exist, I suppose…]

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Tue plan, draft: Write for @crikey_news; 1132 train to Sydney, RSS debug en route; write more words for money; an evening of fish and wine.

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RT @llament: @stilgherrian @BreakfastNews @LaTrioli could always spell it ‘labour’ to even things up :) [True, but the official name…]

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@LaTrioli [Bows.] Yes, it’s a long road to 14 September. Gin is cheaper by the case.

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@BreakfastNews Your vowels are biased. “Liberal” has three, “Labor” only two. Say “Labor” 50% more often to restore the balance, @LaTrioli!

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@lurkmoophy I want to say that your facts are out of date, retarded in time, but that would make you a facttard.

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@marclehmann Very nice, but is rubbish. Every photo is a filtered version of the light levels to fit the range of the medium.

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“Lorem Gibson: Website filler text based on the works of William Gibson” loremgibson.com HT @doingitwrong via @edyong209

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HELLO IT IS TUESDAY HAVE YOU GOT YOUR HEAD AROUND THIS YET.

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