If any media outlet criticising the knitting has shot even one frame at any other photo op ever, then they’re hypocritical cunts.
Oh ALL photo ops are “contrived†and there’s several a day. Grow the fuck up, people.
So people are STILL going on about the SHOCK HORROR of the PM being photographed with her hobby? Just how stupid are you?
Here it is.
Where is my wine?
OH: “Yeah, we need another wild night at Chipotle.” #headdesk
Hang on, who is being DDoSed and why, exactly? Laughing.
@johnthelutheran Sure that depends on whether we deploy Trident or not.
No, @NewtonMark @RealNickHodge @jeamland, no ouzo has arrived.
Also, @RealNickHodge @NewtonMark @jeamland, one does not “demand” ouzo. Ouzo is simply expected, and it arrives.
@NewtonMark @jeamland One can be converted into the other.
Οι σειÏήνες είναι ισχυÏά. Δεν μποÏÏŽ να αντισταθώ.
bencjenkins As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into Eric Abetz.
OK, I am going outside. I need to stretch my legs before that incoming rain hits.
And there’s a bunch of Cabcharge vouchers in here too.
Oh yuck! This thing is all wet inside.
flashman reading about politics makes me want to go live with ants or bees. just run my affairs according to pheromone gradients and sugared water
Looking at my to-do list. Laughing.
@belinda_josey I am always the very model of restraint.
@paulwallbank It’s not always about you, Paul. You must learn this.
Sydney under the clouds instagram.com/p/a-BT-KiFnC/
Not punching someone.
Arriving at Sydney Central instagram.com/p/a9_QP_CFlG/
@BXGD What you say is true. All of it. [Crying now.]
Right. I’m not voting for any political party that says “superfast broadband†between now and 14 September. Arsehats.
Is there only that one photo of Edward Snowden? The one that looks like a Google Glass has been shopped out? Pathetic, Media.
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers Dunno. I know she refused to be interviewed for @RNBBing this week. Taxis are hard.
@michaelneale The train had a virus?
Thanks to those who warned of problems on CityRail’s Western Line, but they’re all cleared now.
This week’s @RNBBing is an fine doco on the dodginess of Australia’s taxi industry and PR BS against new competitors. http://t.co/Y5hRdThzhW
Yeah this should fix it. http://t.co/hK64uHupCV
@michaelneale @jonoabroad That’s inconvenient. Doctors make people wait for them, so they should in turn wait for people. They are arsehats.
Me at @crikey_news on Snowden manhunt farce: “Remember the NSA? Snooping is the real story” http://t.co/cm4bWPwh68 [Paywall, free trial.]
“NBN swims up the Service Stream without a paddle”, writes @paulwallbank, about gurgling contractor problems. http://t.co/W3HsXGir32
RT @DJBentley: Who is Stanley Cup? [Inventor of the underwire bra.]
RT @expectproblems: You’re being too kind. What if those cunts happen to LIKE cold weather? [The#IceMoonPrisonon become#LiceMoonPrisonon.]
Whoever invented the thing that when you copy text from a website it adds a URL and a tracking number and shit. #IceMoonPrison
RT @kcarruthers: @stilgherrian you should talk to Gladys [Why? Is she interesting? Does she buy the drinks? Does she… never mind.]
@semlouise Yep, ta, I’ve got all that. As I said, I’m still an hour from Penrith, and if there’s still no buses I wait patiently. No drama.
James_Jeffrey I’m calling the police. RT @nytimes Normal whiskey not tasty enough? Try it in honey, cherry or maple syrup flavors nyti.ms/135wrlq
This train is ONE MINUTE LATE we must have O’Farrell head on a spike!
Life expectancy is so low here in the Bronze Age. Where is my cooking pot? instagram.com/p/a9x-IOCFje/
A few minor rearrangements to deal with a problem are no big imposition. Most #cityfail whingers are just selfish entitled arsehats.
@michaelneale @jonoabroad The train is only problematic for a small section, and it’s an hour until I reach Penrith. [Shrugs]
Mobile: Stand in the rain; taxi to Wentworth Falls; snack; 1232 train to Sydney Central; taxi to Camperdown.
@trevorlong @crikey_news I’m a big fan of order.
Article filed for @crikey_news. Time for hot shower, shave, pants and a taxi.
Writing now. Quiet please.
GrogsGamut Remember the good old days when Women’s Weekly was all about the policies…
GrogsGamut Thank Christ she didn’t let cameras into the lodge showing her watching TV wearing a green and gold tracksuit. Cos that would be demeaning.
@chrisbrownie I’ve found the draft-plan tweets useful. Sometimes people remind me when I’ve forgotten something.
@chrisbrownie You’re confusing the draft plan, done early, with the actual plan, usually done between 0800 and 0900. It did change.
Tue plan: Write for @crikey_news; 1232 train to Sydney, debug RSS feeds en route; write more words for money; an evening of fish and wine.
@LaTrioli Don’t worry, I’ll be paying for my own bandwidth again next week, so no morning TV for me.
At least Wayne Swan is giving @LaTrioli a chance to catch up on the gin this morning.
@SnarkyPlatypus Moi aussi, j’écoute le cygne bourdonnant. Le monde peut-être mieux avec un cygne noyade.
Today’s collective noun: a frottage of wool. You can thank me later.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je tordais dans une énorme baignoire pleine de boules de laine. Il est à la mode. Il ya frisson. Et vous?
@JackGJessen Oh, you certainly don’t want to swap. Trust me.
RT @juhasaarinen: @stilgherrian @crikey_news Are you going to cyber the train? [Yes. As hard as I can.]
Did Fran Kelly just suggest that democracy is a waste of money?
MT @MichaelLengIT: I’ve always been a fan of Bacon Ipsum myself baconipsum.com [Ah, that needed to exist, I suppose…]
Tue plan, draft: Write for @crikey_news; 1132 train to Sydney, RSS debug en route; write more words for money; an evening of fish and wine.
RT @llament: @stilgherrian @BreakfastNews @LaTrioli could always spell it ‘labour’ to even things up :) [True, but the official name…]
@LaTrioli [Bows.] Yes, it’s a long road to 14 September. Gin is cheaper by the case.
@BreakfastNews Your vowels are biased. “Liberal” has three, “Labor” only two. Say “Labor” 50% more often to restore the balance, @LaTrioli!
@lurkmoophy I want to say that your facts are out of date, retarded in time, but that would make you a facttard.
@marclehmann Very nice, but #nofilter is rubbish. Every photo is a filtered version of the light levels to fit the range of the medium.
“Lorem Gibson: Website filler text based on the works of William Gibson” loremgibson.com HT @doingitwrong via @edyong209
HELLO IT IS TUESDAY HAVE YOU GOT YOUR HEAD AROUND THIS YET.