Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 27th, 2013

@skankyballerina @dj2mn I have gained an understanding of your position, yes.

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Having read all safety instructions, I am choosing to eat sushi for dinner tonight. I will now go to the place of sushi, and eat sushi.

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@skankyballerina @dj2mn I thought Andreas Fistingvieder was something else, but in any event, harps should be banned along with land mines.

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RT @niallclugston: The problem is the legal worldview and the medical worldview are poles apart. [Exactly. Biology is blurry at the edges.]

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Sadly, @404ed, no leeches were prescribed.

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Pharmacist recommends against certain aspects of GP’s recommendation. Because Science.

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Gotta love my GPs. “I recommend we try X, but if it doesn’t work it’s not my fault, OK?”

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Well that was interesting.

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GreenJ …the weird turn pro. RT @ConroyMO: For everyone who’s asked ‘Why the Dalek?’ - farewell from all in Team Conroy pic.twitter.com/rKs4XVQYC6

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I’m sure this medical practice is playing Enya in the waiting room because they think it’s relaxing. They are wrong. Please hand me a knife.

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RT @leslienassar: Itsa me! [Well, there’s a problem solved. And ten more created.]

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Do we have a new communications minister yet?

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“Conroy’s legacy: From factional Dalek to NBN master”, writes @joshgnosis zdnet.com/au/conroys-leg…

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RT @michaelneale: what is an information industry? [Dunno, but AIIA is “voice of the digital economy”. aiia.com.au Proctology?]

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By comparison, Competitive Carriers Coalition (CCC) thanks Sen Conroy “for his service and achievements in the portfolio”, wishes him well.

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RT @firstdogonmoon: FAIRY MARTINS! youtube.com/watch?v=v6I7wA… [Damn, I thought that said “fairy martinis” for a moment. Sulk.]

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[Deletes press release from whiney rent-seeking industry.]

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Well, Dear AIIA perhaps all PM Rudd needs to do is point you to some pages on the ABS website that show you how fucking well off you are.

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“Australian Information Industry Association (AIIA) is calling on PM Rudd “to take action to restore industry confidence in the economy”.

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@leftventricleau Thanks. Pre-made WordPress themes and too many years of media work give you the skills to paper over the cracks.

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@leftventricleau No, I’ve got nothing going. The one new thing I did have was sorta launched last week. corruptednerds.com

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@leftventricleau @cfsmtbation I have abandoned work for the day, for reasons which may be explained later.

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RT @cfsmtbation: Extreme cat watching. pic.twitter.com/s1qyYWoMK1 [But very good catspam nonetheless.]

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@theMickMorris Indeed. I stumbled across the post looking for something else, and realised that I’ve been writing about this shit for years.

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Just stumbled across my 2007 post “Oops, there goes privacy! So now what?” Does the thesis still hold? stilgherrian.com/internet/oops_…

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At least there’s someone having a time that seems worse than mine, because it’s on television. mumbrella.com.au/when-the-news-…

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Nope, the chances of me getting any meaningful work done today is very low indeed.

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This isn’t going to work.

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Staring at the to-do list, trying to figure out how I can make this work, when nothing really wants to work.

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Is there a list of known Sydney City Council hopefuls somewhere?

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Heading back to Camperdown, in the hope that I’ll get some sort of inspiration to be able to write.

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Meanwhile his colleague was on the phone, ordering two cartons of shot glasses.

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He’s gone. He’s expecting a delivery of mince for “the hambuggers” and then has to buy “rolls for the hambuggers”. Demanding life, it seems.

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Earlier, re Sydney City Council, he said his plan for [didn’t catch] was “to sack all 20 of them straight away”.

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OH, his colleague: “My surname used to be Albanese.” Man: “Your maiden name?” “Yes.” “That’s OK, that doesn’t make you a socialist.”

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OH, his colleague: “You’re smoking? I thought you gave up at the beginning of the year?” “Yeah, but Julia Gillard stressed me out.”

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OH: “And wouldn’t it be great if Clover went too. What a year that’d be.”

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OH: “Still, she’s from Adelaide,” he sneers.

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OH: “Thank God that dreadful women is gone, we don’t have to listen to that horrible nasal drone,” he fagwhines hypocritically.

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The whiney man at the next table is loudly complaining and discussing his Sydney City Council election strategy. He’s an arsehat.

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Vampiric procedures have been completed. There was an also incidental conversation about poo. Of course, breakfast is next.

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Mobile. Implementing the draft plan. And already I’m behind schedule. Excellent.

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Thu plan, draft: 0800 let the vampires do their work; breakfast; remainder TBA, but there’s a LOT of writing I’m meant to do this week. Cry.

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