Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 17th, 2014

OH: “If you promise not to touch me, can we get some chicken soup?”

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OH: “I have no idea about this, but I don’t think you have any idea either.”

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OH: “Is it six o’clock yet?”

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About to arrive at the C Bar (Chamberlain Hotel), should anyone care.

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@Andrew_Zammit That’s the formal way of me saying I’ve had a couple too many beers to care right now.

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@Andrew_Zammit I’ll have to double check tomorrow, but AGD has been reasonably consistent in its ambit claim.

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@cheshireb @franksting Yes, C Bar (Chamberlain Hotel), corner Pitt & Campbell, and Thai to follow at my fave place.

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@cheshireb @franksting I am currently in Woolloomooloo but desirous of moving up the hill and drinking and, eventually, eating.

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jonkudelka Sook and countersook.

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@bengrubb I’ll message you telephonically very shortly. Right now, there’s something wrong on the internet.

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@cxi Oh I knew from… gut feeling… that it was a true story. I don’t know how you can stand the food.

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@Asher_Wolf @shokufeyesib @5at5daily My mistake, I confused the timeline of events. I shall include a correction tomorrow.

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Are you sure three times is enough, @cxi? I’ve seen your photos of the shit you get served out there.

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cxi I saw a guy praying over his food and blessing it three times before eating it. Bagram DFAC? Sounds about right.

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@TatteredRemnant Oh it’s not just about “invasion”. WWII ended a while ago now.

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@Tim_Beshara @PeteLawler @SurfTasmania @5at5daily But don’t confuse where they’re based with where they’re launching missions from.

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@Tim_Beshara @PeteLawler @SurfTasmania @5at5daily I think your numbers may be a tad wrong there, but I haven’t checked.

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Why are Australia’s maritime patrol aircraft are based in the south, not the north? Here’s a map. ga.gov.au/image_cache/GA… (PDF)

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idreamofbrewery @kahlerisms I’m going to send you a tweet shortly

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5at5daily Just published: “5at5 number 18 | 17 March 2014” tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5… Subscribe at tinyletter.com/5at5/

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CyberPrefixerAU Greens to push to cyberchange law on cyberanimal testing

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johnb78 There are actually no ways at all in which Mia Freedman isn’t terrible.

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Quarterly Essay by Paul Toohey: “That Sinking Feeling: Asylum Seekers and the Search for the Indonesian Solution” quarterlyessay.com

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@OaaSvc Oh the A-G will do whatever he’s told, as long as his bookshelf remains intact. But there’s no story in it for me… yet.

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I will be in Sydney overnight tonight. If anyone wants or needs to catch up for a quick drink or maybe dinner, please state you terms.

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fishmyman @daveoli if macs are so great why are the coral reefs declining

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@OaaSvc Oh, that’s AGD and not the A-G himself. I am familiar with their ambit claim. Thanks.

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Oh what’s Attorney-General Soapy the Ankle said now, and is it something I need to wrote about?

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Of course they would say that.

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Kevin_Church I’ve seriously been laughing at this for the last five minutes. pic.twitter.com/70EjOb538I

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vmyths BREAKING: due to “ hijack” fears, search area for missing Malaysia aircraft expanded to include 175.136.0.0/21 space

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CyberPrefixerAU Bureaucrats given ‘two cyberdays’ to cyberplan home insulation scheme

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@virag064 @thegrugq You may not only call bingo, you may take home your choice of the meat raffle trays and a six-pack of VB.

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Once more my perfectly sensible plans for sorting out this bullshit are foiled by Australia’s draconian, no-fun firearms laws.

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“MH370 hacked with mobile phone, says expert”, adding new meanings to the word “expert”. news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/03/… HT @thegrugq

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chrismsnz “its kinda 4chan for housewives”

@Metlstorm on “wtf is a pintrest?”

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The Dell l(a)unch is done. I have retreated to a nearby establishment to recharge my devices and, possibly, have an ale.

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I’d have a drink every time someone said “disruptive” but even my liver has its limits.

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@scottcarson1957 Yes. You know how these things work. Also, Australian journalists, so nothing can go wrobn.

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@jturner_ibrs @DellBizAU It’s OK, @kmcisaac_ibrs seems to be interpreting “disruptive” appropriately.

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Can’t tweet much of the content, as it’s under embargo until 1200 AEDT tomorrow. But “disruptive price points” is the sound bite.

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Around the room, Dell executives in suits and ties, analysts in jackets and open-collar shirts, and journalists looking like cat drag-ins.

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The Dell Storage & Solutions l(a)unch is about to begin instagram.com/p/ln9V9xiFkM/

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@ssharwood “What takes up more storage? Cats or porn?”

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RT @firstdogonmoon: WITH SHOTGUNS! RT @jonkudelka: @glengyron @firstdogonmoon PISSED WHISKY KARAOKE [Where? Where?]

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juhasaarinen Aussie Attorney General’s new war on encrypted web services itnews.com.au/News/375286,at… via @iTnews_au Isn’t this what the NZ TICS says too?

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Asher_Wolf And the award for spam email of the year goes to… pic.twitter.com/wUeZCgodO7

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@jonoabroad I’m not especially into musicals, but the song was a huge hit.

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CyberPrefixerAU PNG cybercourt launches cyberinquiry into Manus cyberdetention centre

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@jonoabroad Apart from the HUGE song from “The Lion King”? I learned a few Swahili phrases before going to Tanzania in 2007.

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@thornae @alistairjhogg @johnb78 Damn, wish I’d thought of that. I’ll have to work it in somewhere.

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@jeffsonstein I know the good people who prepared the report, and it annoys me no end that the A-G’s office spun the numbers so badly.

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@jeffsonstein Thanks for all that. Well, we have a new A-G in a new government, of course. He’s getting hit harder. zdnet.com/what-the-dicke…

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@marcoostini Ah yes, Mr Cerf’s Conduit of Misery. We’ll have to do something about that.

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Whenever we pass through Springwood and I see that shop called Hakuna Matatas, I am angered that arson is still a crime.

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RT @jessmisener: i really need to stop reading the reddit malaysian plane thread pic.twitter.com/d97XUUoolq [Further evidence! HT @juhasaarinen]

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RT @alistairjhogg: Well, I’m glad that mystery has been solved… pic.twitter.com/8AblIsfUVj [HT @johnb78]

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@thedippaeffect “Dell’s latest storage and enterprise solutions planned in the first half of 2014”, under embargo to an unknown date.

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@lukehopewell @chrisjrn Now that I’m on the train, and (mostly) have a row of seats to myself, I’m following the rules.

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Mobile: Taxi to Wentworth Falls; 0924 train to Sydney Central; train to Kings Cross; walk to Woolloomooloo; 1200 Dell l(a)unch, Kingsley’s.

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@dobes It’s taken me nearly ten minutes to understand that joke. And now I don’t want to.

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MattBloomFilms Toy manufacturer: Consider a rebrand.. pic.twitter.com/d6W7dC1OW1

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@NorthSydTweetup @paulwallbank @sylmobile Alas, there’s little chance of me being able to be in North Sydney on Thursday.

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“Ukraine War Already in Full Swing in Cyberspace”, reports AFP. Um, DDoS attacks and Snake phishing worm? securityweek.com/ukraine-war-al…

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RT @CabbagePatchCat: Birds are basically just pterodactyls with feathers. [Pretty much. Especially those ginormous cockatoos.]

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“Cyber hacking.”

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RT @dobes: Can’t wait for the article with a list of tips for having your own Airbnb XXX Freak Fest in sydney. [On it, boss.]

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It’s easy to forget just how enormous a yellow-tailed black cockatoo is, until one crashes into a bush 5m away and screeches at you.

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“Man Unwittingly Rents Out Apartment on Airbnb For ‘XXX Freak Fest’” gawker.com/man-unwittingl…

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“Per codeine ad astra.”

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@monsieurpotts @SnarkyPlatypus I don’t see what the problem is. It’s recorded in perfectly normal Queensland English.

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Mon plan: 0924 train to Sydney; 1200 Dell l(a)unch, Woolloomooloo; @5at5daily; write for @crikey_news; remainder TBA, including location.

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@joshgnosis Having just re-read it, I do see your point. But I’m sure an educated man like @Paul_Sheehan_ wouldn’t side with such filth.

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Vice_Is_Hip ‘This deal is a game changer for us’ - Why Robert Mugabe will now exclusively release all his speeches on Netflix

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@joshgnosis Possibly only because Gaynor makes anything @Paul_Sheehan_ writes look like a hippy free-love parody.

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@joshgnosis I didn’t read that as particularly supportive of Gaynor.

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So noted Islamic scholar Major Bernie Gaynor Jnr is being thrown out of the army, according to @Paul_Sheehan_. Good. smh.com.au/comment/critic…

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@sylmobile @paulwallbank It could involve beer, yes, because recording in environments with serious background noise is part of the lesson.

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@paulwallbank @sylmobile I should give you my crash course in audio recording techniques. It takes an hour, tops.

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@jonoabroad Far fewer warheads even and, if I recall correctly, no delivery mechanism that could reach the US. Apart from FedEx, I guess.

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@jonoabroad Not enough warheads, not enough modern delivery vehicles. Maybe a few cities, but only a half-arsed job.

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Maybe Lady Gaga could do a cover version of “Duck and Cover”. youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-…

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Well he’s got a point.

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RichardEngel new head of “Russia Today” said on state TV “ is the only country in the world that can turn the USA into radioactive dust”.

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cripesonfriday If I was an astronaut I would NEVER stop mentioning it, it’d be the first thing I say to everyone. I’d be like a vegan who doesn’t own a TV.

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morrisonbrett I still can’t believe my eyes, @AmericanExpress! This is an . Fix it! pic.twitter.com/eanhJjIIkb

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“Tony Abbott, as one feminist to another, here are a few words of advice”, writes @SummersAnne smh.com.au/comment/tony-a…

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@shokufeyesib I’ll talk more later. Thank you for telling your story.

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samuel_wade Paris smog now so bad that authorities have built a huge tower, so people can climb up to fresh air above: pic.twitter.com/kjUh7ewA2A

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@shokufeyesib Thanks for the link, I’ll read it this afternoon when I’m not on deadline. Sorry to hear about PTSD, hardly surprised though.

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Australia’s treatment of asylum seekers is a political hot potato / pass the parcel game. Will Abbott be holding it when the music stops?

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“Under PNG law a judge can mount his or her own inquiry into human rights matters.” smh.com.au/world/inquiry-…

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PNG judge is launching an inquiry into Manus Island (Australian concentration camp) asylum seekers’ rights. smh.com.au/world/inquiry-…

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FutureLearn A reminder that tomorrow our free online course Moons starts from @OpenUniversity bit.ly/1g4WKMp pic.twitter.com/ErLuNf1dKM

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“Agreements like the TPP are only one aspect of a larger problem: our gross mismanagement of globalisation.” opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/03/15/on-…

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Beaker OH: “Is DevOps Paleo, bro?”

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@SnarkyPlatypus Why do always seem to know all the names of the people involved in these shitty soap operas?

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Mon plan, draft: Write for @crikey_news; 0924 train to Sydney; 1200 Dell l(a)unch, Woolloomooloo; @5at5daily; remainder TBA.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me sens comme une brouette pleine de merde, et pas de cette façon sexuelle. Et vous?

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nycjim Nice job by @WNYC plotting all 634 runways there were apparently in range for . wny.cc/OtRV53 pic.twitter.com/kF9Z0RZnkt

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@tonekee That is completely unfair. My sympathies.

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Monday. Pain. Nausea. Fear. Disgruntlement. Monday.

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