Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 18th, 2014

@jpwarren Ah I am so glad you went off-piste then. ;)

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@martinbarry Oh I’d forgotten you were in Germany. I’ll pull my head in now.

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@thekaptone At the time, TweetDeck had just been bought by Twitter and was dying, Janetter was then the closest to what I wanted.

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CyberPrefixerAU Gold miners suffer in strong cyberday for Australian cybermarket

via CyberPrefixer AU (retweeted on 8:39 PM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@KarlskiB Well thanks, because part of my intention is to write well rather than quickly, and try to explain stuff.

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@KarlskiB Yeah it’s pretty sad, eh? I spend far too much time playing with my opening paragraphs.

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JohnBirmingham 1. Are you following @DeptOfAustralia?
2. Why not?

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 7:37 PM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

GordyPls Big data is about cyberclouding the Internet of things with brand.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:25 PM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@sylmobile Someone needs to punch you in the face, very soon and very hard.

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mjranum I want to write an app that’s billed as a malware removal tool. You pay $1, and when you run it, it deletes itself.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:15 PM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Today’s @5at5daily contained frat boys, nuclear fear, some cybers and old photos. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5… Subscribe at tinyletter.com/5at5/

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Me at @crikey_news today: “NSA’s malware and spying ops far more powerful than you think”, contains cybers. crikey.com.au/2014/03/18/nsa…

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@Adam_Drak It’s actually one of the vertical girders of the bridge.

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angrygoat cripes you know @SenatorLudlam’s campaign has the big mo when Mr Leunig himself is doing leaflets for events pic.twitter.com/7UE67JZIbC

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martinbarry We’ve reached peak QR code, even the passive-aggressive sign on the company fridge has one. cc @ozdj

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:56 PM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@timfdavis I have no idea what your ideas of a pleasant life might be, so I really can’t comment. Plus my existence there is atypical.

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drearyclocks It’s begun @dr_nic @LGLancaster RT @katie18O: Haha RT @kerrinbinnie: Bird vs camera on @7NewsSydney background. pic.twitter.com/hW18tWEi33

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:14 PM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je pars de la ville à grande vitesse. Cela me rend plus heureux. Et vous?

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AdvancedThreat Dorian Satoshi Nakamoto continues to deny founding the WuTang Clan pic.twitter.com/7jsiFm8TqF

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:02 PM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

CyberPrefixerAU Bureaucrats not to blame for cyberinsulation scheme failings: cyberlawyer

via CyberPrefixer AU (retweeted on 6:02 PM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

In four minutes, my westward journey will begin.

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RT @mpesce Every time @stilgherrian types ‘cyber’, God kills a kitten. [It’s true.]

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AusCycle Help find these men in relation a in Melb CBD yesterday

We have riders info to pass details.

Pls RT pic.twitter.com/s47gGppdQI

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:56 PM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@FarrellPF Yes, it’s all very exclusive, isn’t it.

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RT @FarrellPF: The Australian Racing Board also wants access to telecommunications data gu.com/p/3nj36/tw [HAHAHAHAHA oh dear.]

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5at5daily Just published: “5at5 number 19 | 18 March 2014” tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5… Suscribe at tinyletter.com/5at5/

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:50 PM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

mtats Hello twitter this is RTYI i.imgur.com/Bt3qlPZ.gif

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 4:44 PM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

sunili What’s the dude-bro equiv of “spinster”? Redditer?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:12 PM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@chrisbrownie @CyberPrefixerAU @NewtonMark Look, I’m just passing on important information. I’m helping.

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@cheshireb Nevertheless, I agree with the young ladies in suggesting that certain people give it a try.

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People with really small heads and really large closed-ear headphones.

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OH: “Have you ever thought of smothering yourself with a pillow?”

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OH, schoolgirls: “Sarah makes animal noises in maths. Where did you get those socks from?”

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The Imperva lunch is done. Errand time.

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CyberPrefixerAU Coalition MP prepared to cross cyberfloor over Racial Discrimination Act

via CyberPrefixer AU (retweeted on 2:01 PM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

kaepora WhatsApp cares about privacy, so here’s the AES key to decrypt all WhatsApp chats. 8D4B155CC9FF81E5CBF6FA7819366A3EC621A656416CD793

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:50 PM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Slate Why meteorologists love and hate St. Patrick’s Day: slate.me/1ee02fN pic.twitter.com/cZzmkO2Thq

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Blue Cheese as a Service.

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Tatachilla Shiraz as a Service.

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Me at @crikey_news: “NSA’s malware and spying ops far more powerful than you think”, contains cybers. crikey.com.au/2014/03/18/nsa…

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MikeCarlton01 So the ABC apologises to the Rinehart Cowboy, but the buffoon wants more. God, what a self-lubricating whinger he is. blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:03 PM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

ghimhehsuhng Korean vets agonizing whether to kill or leave alive dog infected with bird flu, because it’s developed an antibody m.khan.co.kr/view.html?arti…

via iOS (retweeted on 1:03 PM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

The Inperva media lunch is about to begin instagram.com/p/lqjP9YCFhS/

via Instagram

RT @virag064 @stilgherrian @Barnaby_Joyce I would have said llamageddon [There is merit in the words of the geek woman.]

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Indeed, if we don’t find a good name for this alpaca then we could face an alpacageddon, right @Barnaby_Joyce?

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“Alpacaverse” is so a word.

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Wait, @Barnaby_Joyce, is this alpaca male or female? Or are we in a post-gender alpacaverse?

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RT @Barnaby_Joyce: The Australian Alpaca Association has asked me to name an Alpaca. Any suggestions? pic.twitter.com/lKqWNW8v7Y [Bronwyn.]

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I think it is time for me to start ambling toward Circular Quay. This amble may or may not include a train. We shall see.

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“Market value of the rest of Yahoo has collapsed during Mayer’s tenure, and might even be negative” bloombergview.com/articles/2014-… HT @declanm

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RT @ssharwood: I have reverse engineered Klout’s ranking algorithms wikihow.com/Play-Pin-the-T… [Yep, this is the science involved.]

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@cxi In case I don’t see your tweets before then, have a safe journey.

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RT @CyberPrefixerAU: Turbulence cyberincidents at ‘unprecedented’ cyberlevels over cybersummer: ATSB [Ping @NewtonMark @chrisbrownie]

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Colvinius Gold. “@CourtNewsUK: Correction - Clifford’s penis was ‘no more than two and half inches erect’ and ‘fairly normal girth’ says witness”

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 11:02 AM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

There are a few cybers in my @crikey_news yarn today, but I only kinda apologise for them. They’re needed for the cyber-SEO, obviously.

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CourtNewsUK Clifford suspected of being the unnamed celeb described as having a ‘penis like a button mushroom’ by Janet Street Porter, jury hears

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:58 AM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

Story filed for @crikey_news, right on time. I am a happy bunny.

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JoBarrow I think Courney Love potentially finding the plane might be the most brilliant plot twist in a news story ever pic.twitter.com/7PNKYfSwzA

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:09 AM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

CyberPrefixerAU Liberal cyberfigures reject calls for Sinodinos to cyberstep down

via CyberPrefixer AU (retweeted on 10:07 AM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

slybeer YES. RT: @BuzzeronFOX This perfect sign from a Canadian hockey rink should be posted at every youth sports event: pic.twitter.com/oQZtvRWsC1

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:03 AM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

Right, it’s time to be a-writing, otherwise there will be an angry man in Melbourne. And you wouldn’t want that. Back in a bit.

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RachaelHasIdeas “You LEFT WING SOCIALIST!” Yes, much more terrible than those right wing socialists. You sound smart and fun to be around.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:48 AM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

firstdogonmoon jesus god you know it is going to be a long weird day when they put @dannolan in cut and paste what is wrong with people

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 8:47 AM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

Tue plan: Write for @crikey_news; 1200 Imperva media briefing, Circular Quay; errands; @5at5daily; train to Wentworth Falls; sloth.

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“Mandatory data retention rears its head again”, writes @alliecoyne itnews.com.au/News/375284,ma…

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CyberPrefixerAU Two in cybercustody after Rockhampton stand-off

via CyberPrefixer AU (retweeted on 8:32 AM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

RT @joshgnosis: I know I share it every week, but Lee Lin Chin is so great. bit.ly/1gzwoSU [What he says is true. Watch it, I say.]

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@alexkidman Not that I can see. Bu then that would be the case, right?

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I’ve just been spotted by someone from a certain Russian operation.

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I’m looking at the news but I’m not quite sure who I’m meant to be angry with today.

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CyberPrefixerAU ‘Concealed’ cyberbirths from same cyberfamily at Qld rural cyberproperty: cyberpolice

via CyberPrefixer AU (retweeted on 8:04 AM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Overhearing two public servants discussing how they’ll ensure their boss gets retrenched in the forthcoming public service cuts.

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bitcoin_txt I like everyone else was born into this system of slavery. The money, the roads, the laws, the bullets, the politicians, the mcdonalds

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 7:35 AM, Mar 18th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@R_Chirgwin I’m all for increasing efficiency through sloth.

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@R_Chirgwin Shoosh. Or I’ll break the other foot.

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@kcarruthers @jeffsonstein Only if you then throw those cages into the sea.

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@1233newcastle @aaronkearneyaus “Arsehat”, obviously. It’s a very woody word.

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@R_Chirgwin Depends how you’ve been cooking it, I think.

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“Dorian Nakamoto’s denial blows up Newsweek’s bitcoin ‘scoop’”, so there’s that. latimes.com/business/hiltz…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Vous vous trompez. L’Angleterre est des heures interminables de la misère et de mauvaises dents.

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Tue plan, draft: Write for @crikey_news; 1200 Imperva media briefing, Circular Quay; errands; @5at5daily; return to Wentworth Falls; sloth.

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@evilsnoofy The normalisation of surveillance is a worrying trend, in my opinion.

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@evilsnoofy That’s possibly a bit different from “video your kids’ ever move”, though.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis plein de douleur et de fatigue. Je suis mécontent. Et vous?

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Solve your parenting problems with surveillance! pic.twitter.com/qF0XBxmaZ8

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Tuesday. Exactly like Monday, but made worse by the knowledge that you haven’t accomplished anything, and still won’t today. Tuesday.

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