Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 24th, 2014

benpobjie Yeah I’m subtweeting you, you fuckwit

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Brocklesnitch well i just saw an ad where a girl is googling ‘am i putting my tampon in the right hole’ i’m not sure what it’s an ad for, probably mensa

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jeamland George Brandis: Tough on human decency, tough on the causes of human decency.

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sylmobile I encourage all NSW school students to explore the topic of civil disobedience before they are presented with finger print scanners.

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smh Barry O’Farrell has backed the right of schools to use fingerprint scanners to track whether kids are skipping class. ow.ly/uT4p9

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RT @theretronaut: 1970s: Man in an aran cardigan holding a chicken (buff.ly/1dnTTjb) pic.twitter.com/4ozeaDG0dd [Der. It was the 1970s.]

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Waiting for the Sinodinos / Howes slash fiction.

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VICEUK This weekend, someone sent 14 condoms of liquid cocaine to the Vatican: bit.ly/1gsoyfq

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RT @GuardianAus: George Pell cuts an ordinary figure as he seeks to blame others trib.al/Iy0onPt [That’s a nice headline.]

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In which A-G Brandis, in a previous life, called for banning a book critical of Menzies. couriermail.com.au/news/national/… HT @AndrewCatsaras

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R_Chirgwin Son: “Japanese pop is like cuteness meets Lovecraftian horror. A kind of ‘Hello Cthulu’ thing.”

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ChrissieM Earth Hour wankery

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je n’ai jamais tué personne et vous ne pouvez pas prouver que j’ai.

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Day One of @firstdogonmoon and @jonkudelka’s Whiskey Tour and they’ve already abandoned bicycles and gotten someone to drive them to a bar.

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SnarkyPlatypus Well, reading Brandis is the perfect start to the week*

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I’m seeing tweets and retweets saying “Let’s make this petition go viral”. I love you guys.

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RT @marshontap: Breaking: Company X sells Box Y to Customer Z. [Oh, you get those media releases too.]

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John_Hanna Take a bow Australia.
Source @canberratimes goo.gl/cRRPSx pic.twitter.com/RKQHjM1gqw

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“George Brandis: ‘People have the right to be bigots’”, reports @GuardianAus, with hilarious context. theguardian.com/world/2014/mar…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je n’ai pas provoqué une explosion. Je n’ai tué personne. Vous pouvez rien prouver. Et vous.

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michaelmuseums A most bizarre 11th century sculptural detail on the church in Love it :-) @MrsSymbols? @flissina? pic.twitter.com/HKhOttzJEE

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RT @kcarruthers: let’s share your money [This is pretty much it.]

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I’m pretty sure that libertarianism will be listed in DSM-6.

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@kcarruthers It’s not so much a “parade” as a Keatingesque “conga line”, I’d have said.

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pressdarling HOW MANY MEMBERS OF THE ILLUMINATI DO YOU KNOW WHO HAVE DIED FROM CANCER??? WAKE UP SHEEPLE pic.twitter.com/IH9CKe7C1I

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@kcarruthers Why would I ruin a perfectly good trip to the pub?

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R_Chirgwin Oh I see. An American ultra-capitalist libertarian wraps shit economics and fuck-you social attitudes in “sharing economy” pixie dust.

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@kcarruthers Why would I travel two hours, paid for with my own time and money, and two hours back again, to listen to bullshit?

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RT @snerdish: @stilgherrian @kcarruthers my toaster has never made me a single penny. I shall dismiss it from my service [And rightly so.]

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Oh. @kcarruthers is at some magical thinking cheer-squad event. As you were.

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Will you stop tweeting this arsehat, @kcarruthers? “Sharing” is not about money? FFS!

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WIRED So, the world’s biggest aircraft is funded by Iron Maiden’s Frontman wrd.cm/1fNh68A pic.twitter.com/dCmOsv2Fe4

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nehadk It’s meat free week.

So where do I get my delicious delicious free meat from? Woolies? Coles? Local butcher? Self-serve off farms?

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“The Ultra Syndrome: did it hamper the search for flight MH370?”, at @ConversationEDU theconversation.com/the-ultra-synd…

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“MI5 ‘forced my mother to marry my double-agent father’” independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…

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“US Freezes Putin’s Netflix Account” newyorker.com/online/blogs/b…

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GreenJ tax reform idea: the Bigot’s Bonus? you could have Bigot Bonus A and Bigot Bonus B depending on income.

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GreenJ since about 1788 RT @TrendsAustralia: ‘bigotry’ is now trending in Australia trendsmap.com/au

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CyberPrefixerAU Asian cyberbanking tigers to cyberroar by 2030

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Bunjaree Cottages track in the mist flic.kr/u/vXpbA/aHsjVj…

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@Lukian No idea. Glad you’re enjoying the things, though.

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The thing is now appropriately on fire, @R_Chirgwin.

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timsenior Army chief: “The standard you walk past is the standard you accept.” Law chief: “People do have the right to be bigots, you know.”

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Oh. I now have to go and set fire to something.

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ProfJeffJarvis Now TED is over, could someone pls post the list of action items, and who owns each one?

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@Lukian No I see what’s happened. Stand by.

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@Lukian I do. Which link is problematic?

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Where can one buy a Cardinal Pell sex doll? Asking for a friend.

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5at5daily Just published: “5at5 number 22 | 24 March 2014” tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5… Subscribe at tinyletter.com/5at5/

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And so on. [Huffs.]

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Propane, propene which is also called proplyene, propyne which is also called methylacetalyne, these are the second of my subjects.

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Methane. Ethane, ethene which is also called ethelyne, ethyne which is also called acetalyne. These are the first of my subjects.

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It matters not whether the hydrocarbons be saturated on unsaturated, they bend to my will. And bend they do.

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I am master of the hydrocarbons. The alkanes and the alkenes, they are my subjects. The cycloalkanes and the hydrocarbyls, they are mine.

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petercoffee Article headline: “Anonymity: Is It Good or Bad?” My first thought: “Who wants to know?”

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BernardKeane “Cybercrime a systemic risk” says head of agency that “accidentally” blocked hundreds of thousands of websites bit.ly/1kWd2bJ

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BygoneTV Wizz Boy & Toker - 1989
The long awaited party is a disaster as the boys were so munted they forgot to invite guests. pic.twitter.com/JBd1opwp38

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@JohnBirmingham Wow, you SPEAK to the staff? That’s very modern.

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@purserj I would never engage in something so lightweight as mere “revenge”.

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Look, I’m helping. You know I’m helping.

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Go on, people, imagine it! Use your visual senses and your memory of the best sex you’ve ever had, and this photo. pic.twitter.com/nkglCcHrnU

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I supposed, when you think about it, Paul Howes could always become a sex worker. pic.twitter.com/nkglCcHrnU

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MT @rohan_p: My ex has a photo of [Paul Howes] dressed as Eva Perón at a party… [Brain seizes up.]

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Sorry, everyone, Paul Howes isn’t 33 years old. I mistyped. He’s 32. But the rest of my observation is accurate.

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“I have spent half my life as an official in the trade union movement, says Howes, aged 33. No wonder he’s a cunt. awu.net.au/news/national-…

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Suddenly realising that the past tense of “breaking” news is “broken”.

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JCartwrightN0T I wonder if in Africa they have ‘Lynx England’ that smells of cigarettes and disappointment.

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RT @Idealaw: If a work colleague declares “I’m so awesome!”, what’s an appropriate response? [Gunfire.]

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RT @smurray38: Jesus, what self respect would be left if the NSA put you on a Carter detail? [Cruel, but fair.]

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“Jimmy Carter uses snail mail to evade NSA” smh.com.au/world/jimmy-ca…

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I have just learned that Christopher Pyne’s eldest son is named Barnaby Pyne and now I have a terrible, terrible image in my mind.

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@purserj So you’ve made me cry now. Are you happy? ARE YOU HAPPY?

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Elmo_Keep Help. I can’t breathe. pic.twitter.com/ecfERLYSLw

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RT @the_chronicle_: Credit card parking meters coming to Toowoomba ow.ly/uSFt5 [Now THIS is the future we need today!]

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Trying to imagine the “some in Labor” who think anyone would want Paul Howes as a leader. Wondering just how deformed their brains must be.

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Mon plan, draft: Spend the entire day sitting alone in an isolated mud brick shack in the forest on a wet, gloomy day, making secret plans.

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Today is only going to get worse.

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Elmo_Keep “I want free speech! Except when it offends me, at which point I want an apology.” Please, sincerely, get lost.

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smurray38 “A friend of Mr Howes, who did not want to be named …” I understand. I truly do.

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Monday. Rain. Gloom. Headache. Misery. And then there’s the negative points… Monday.

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