Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 4th, 2014

Maybe I need to add a section to my Weekly Wrap posts, “This week I was banned from…”

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Still laughing. Ah, such paranoia about controlling the message.

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kcarruthers Lulz RT @SciencePunk: I’ve never seen Tindr summed up so well i.imgur.com/Cii5OXw.gif

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@kcarruthers At least @paulwallbank got invited to sit in the corridor. If only I wrote about online safety…

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Apparently I am insufficiently cyber for certain sectors.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA dear God, I have just been informed of some glorious cyberarsehattery.

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Look, you’re all being cruel. Chris Lilley did have that joke, remember? You must do, ‘cos he did it 740 times.

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expectproblems @NewtonMark “By standing up and taking charge when the PM is away I mean to prove that I don’t secretly want to be leader again.”

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@DobsonJan Thanks. There’s some more stories related to that blog post which will emerge in due course.

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The internet has moved on from fisting, @jonoabroad. [Note the importance of the comma.]

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BernardKeane Meanwhile, artisans are working on Chris Kenny’s new jaw pic.twitter.com/bEnfZZwzNQ

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SamSammac1 Hey @gavinwcohen I just got a great idea.
pic.twitter.com/p7UR15AAzC

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@SnarkyPlatypus True. But this is “just” @missie17 and @NicholasFryer so far, so it’s relatively harmless. MAD doctrine applies.

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I wrote some shit yesterday too, but stilgherrian.com has all that. You know this. I shouldn’t have to keep telling you.

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Blog post: “Guilty of being a teenager in a public place [blogjune04]” stilgherrian.com/politics/guilt…

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Blog post: “Talking swatting on Sydney Radio @2ue”, with 12 mins audio. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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Blog post: “Talking Google and forgetting on ABC @666canberra”, 8 mins audio stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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I shall now tweet a bunch of links to stuff I did today and then crawl into a warm, quiet place.

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I have been overwhelmed as a result of tweets about the Mosman police and a chap who does not have sex with dogs. Therefore…

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franksting Who killed doge?

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franksting Doge was Kenny all along?

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@missie17 Twitter randomly unfollows people. But I warn you, I am prolific in my abuse of, well, everything.

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@NicholasFryer @jeamland And yes! It works now. Mobiles and fax numbers are OK too now.

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Gawd that’s two of my former housemates on Twitter tonight. Who else?

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@NicholasFryer @jeamland If you get calls when on the Do Not Call Register, let ACMA know. They hand out stiff fines. And vice versa.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: does remind me of Carousel, actually. [Yes, but sadly except for the important core element…]

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@missie17 Thank you, m’dear. Her Majesty probably has little experience with such things. Hope all’s well in your world.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ah, this is what we sometimes call a “murder on Thursdays” law.

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LOUDBOT GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BEATINGS

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tobiasziegler But is anyone going to apologise to the dog?

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Wow, and this has been the Twitter traffic about dogfucking BEFORE it’s on the TV.

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kcarruthers RT @willozap: International news if you are watching Australia is about to have a national discussion about dog fucking

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@missie17 Should I ask what such a thing even is?

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“The plague of light in our bedrooms”, and its effects, from the BBC. bbc.com/news/magazine-…

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Last night my 70yo welded-on Liberal-voting taxi driver told me he was laughing hard at Sinodinos suffering at ICAC “because he’s an idiot”.

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@stevemcilhatton In my experience, you don’t need that many biscuits before a dog will do pretty much anything.

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swearyanthony So Abbott flies out, next day Turnbull is on Alan Jones and 730?

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bitcoin_txt Who gives a flying f*ck about China. They have lost the race. They chose to exclude themselves from Bitcoin, thus not being part of the revo

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“So, these five dogs, yes, Mr Kenny, no contest. But speaking more generally…?”

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Cmdr_Hadfield Spaceships - what we’ve ridden so far. All to scale, plus numbers of flights. Thanks to @SPACEdotcom pic.twitter.com/KDvvmeLbzT

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@michaelmeloni I would like to hear a neuroscientist’s commentary on what that silent head-nodding means. I think I know already though.

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It’s a shame the ABC settled. I wanted to see Kenny argue in court that a reasonable person would believe he had sex with dogs.

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I still think @BuzzFeed wins. “5 Dogs That Chris Kenny Absolutely Did Not Have Sex With” buzzfeed.com/furrypuppy1/5-…

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If you still haven’t seen John Oliver’s profile of Tony Abbott, you really must see it. It only takes 4 minutes. stilgherrian.com/politics/lovin…

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Re that RT of @kcarruthers, I’d suggest that this is the week to bring out your dirt on Mr Rabbit.

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kcarruthers former priest says Tony Abbott “insisted” on providing character reference for Catholic priest child abuser

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@ellinjaa Well that opens up another whole angle which I chose not to explore this time.

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@franksting There is nothing “hip” about your “hood”, trust me.

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@NicholasFryer @jeamland I haven’t seen any of those things since I added the fax number to ACMA’s Do Not Call Register. But hey, Science.

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New blog post: “Guilty of being a teenager in a public place [blogjune04]” stilgherrian.com/politics/guilt…

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“Afghanistan: Dogs of War”: 40 images of military dogs. Woof. theatlantic.com/infocus/2014/0…

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jeamland Both “dog fucker” and “Chris Kenny” fit to the tune of “Goldfinger”. Any implication you draw from this is yours alone.

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@cjlambert @jeamland Ta for the pointer, but it’s down to one page a month inbound now. No, fax gets killed entirely.

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So this “Australian Labor Party” is still a thing? Well bugger me!

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Independent Ever since Colorado started getting high, crime has dropped by 10 per cent ind.pn/1pQG3aD pic.twitter.com/vGlqatrRxu

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RT @jeamland: But @stilgherrian, you don’t have a fax machine… [But I pay $9 a month for one on the internet. I’ll kill it on 30 June.]

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So the other thing, ALP. You PRINTED OUT your yoof-oriented memes? On PAPER? Please fax me a copy! pic.twitter.com/p25m1bHPna

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Lulwut? ALP connects* with the yoof. Labor, your world is fukt. pic.twitter.com/p25m1bHPna HT @axmcc via @mrtiedt

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Using curl. So maybe I’m a hacker after all.

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glengyron This has been stuck in my mind today for no particular reason: DAAS - I Fuck Dogs: youtu.be/6-JfIduytVs

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@WulfKhan @Steve_Lockstep @R_Chirgwin “Not recently” is the quick answer to that. “The economy” has been “the nation” for decades.

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Asher_Wolf Could there possibly be more discussion of dog fucking on twitter than now?

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willozap When the ABC issues its apology to Chris Kenny, let’s make trend

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jeamland Days since Chris Kenny fucked a dog:

[Censored due to legal advice]

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“You built our website using Hotmail!” clientsfromhell.net/post/876964602…

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@franksting @ClaireRPorter Yeah, that AAP story. That’s all over the internets now.

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@franksting @trib @jmacmullin Oh bah! Gun crime in Sydney is low-level and NOT increasing.

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MatthewBevan Weird. I keep forgetting about the @chriskkenny dog thing, until the news stories about it remind me. Who is causing the reputation damage?

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@rashasman It’s deliberate. I don’t always put any thought into item sequencing, but it may still happen subconsciously.

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Simon_Cullen ABC’s Mark Simkin is reporting that senior Libs are privately boasting of manipulating their Nats colleagues over fuel tax changes.

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@rashasman @5at5daily I’m sure I don’t know what you might mean.

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@MarkDiStef @vowel_boy Google Image Search delivers that as the first suggested search variant, “chris kenny dog”.

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vowel_boy Someone should have told Chris Kenny about the Striesand Effect. pic.twitter.com/XKL4g1W5Qm

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aurelius_cre8s My phone is a camera 1st and a texting device 67th lol my bad pic.twitter.com/Yht2oPd7Eq

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“5 Dogs That Chris Kenny Absolutely Did Not Have Sex With”, reports @BuzzFeed buzzfeed.com/furrypuppy1/5-…

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@expectproblems @viveka Let’s not go down that rabbit hole. At least not yet.

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@trib @ClaireRPorter Hardlly. I am not a security analyst. That’s a thinng with professional qualifications.

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@trib @jmacmullin And so far that phrasing is in Yahoo!7, ninemsn, The Guardian and The Australian, just for starters.

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I see @DailyMailUK has got a photo of the alleged swatting victim from Arncliffe. Very flattering. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

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That AAP story is going to run everywhere without being edited, isn’t it.

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Il faut que j’ouvre le vin. Es ist notwendig für mich, den Wein zu öffnen. Это необходимо для меня, чтобы открыть вино.

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RT @viveka: Who’s installed the iOS8 beta? [Arsehats, mostly.]

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RT @GuardianAus: Australian cheese: the curds are all right trib.al/oxQCCXl [This headline is whey out of line.]

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@semibogan @R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark @chris_bloke Indeed. We need that SKA when the backlash eventually closes HAARP. Must. Control. Weather.

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RT @semibogan: @stilgherrian @R_Chirgwin I’ve been reliably told by an Astrophysicist that this probably won’t happen [Let’s hope.]

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Could Australia’s Budget arsehattery kill of the Square Kilometre Array (SKA)? Perhaps yes, writes @R_Chirgwin theregister.co.uk/2014/05/26/ska…

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@NicholasFryer @R_Chirgwin @purserj I’m glad you appreciated the sheer beauty of the presentation.

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@dfpiii Oh “special advisor” is good. Alas, I am not an “official” at the moment. Perhaps I should be an official.

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5at5daily “5at5 number 61 | 4 June 2014”: 40 internet maps, data pixie dust, hurricanes, climate change, and a missile pyramid tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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RT @oberonsghost: “Officer I only have red frogs in my pocket” should become a euphemism for something. [This is most true.]

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@ClintonDucas Oh yes, I’m fully Dunning-Kruger compliant.

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@kpfaulkner Well I’d be the secretary, not the governor-general. So I’d just organise their world.

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“Hackers may be behind NSW ‘swatting’ hoax”, reports AAP, this being Yahoo!7 version. au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/24123820…

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@clintwit1 Ah. You’ve seen it then. I guess going out on the AAP wires does that.

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I’ve always thought it’d be a good job being secretary to the governor-general of some pissy little Commonwealth nation. I could do that.

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@dfpiii See, “senior official” has a certain nebulous quality about it… I quite like it.

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@ClintonDucas I know. I’m OK with “cyber”, obviously, but I’m no expert. I just write stuff after talking to actual experts and arsehats.

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declanf Australian researchers think they’ve picked up a signal for MH370. Are we certain it’s not Tony Abbott making “ping” noises behind his hand?

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Uhoh. I’ve been called an “expert” in the media again. There must be some way of stopping that.

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@TheFailedProjek Usually it’s pigeons. The internet will never be rid of pigeons.

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Thank heavens @nswpolice is doing something about the vicious crime wave in Mosman. pic.twitter.com/l5eUKHvXCB HT @haydennelson

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RT @glengyron: Hypercard for iOS8 [Yeah, now we’re talking!]

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“Spammer sprung [as in, from jail] to run Russian national payment system”, writes @darrenpauli theregister.co.uk/2014/06/04/hac…

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@i_j_oliver Yeah pretty much. Middle class jobs shifting bits are being automated, just as job shifting atoms disappeared.

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New photo: “Buddha Brian in the afternoon sunlight” flickr.com/photos/stilghe… pic.twitter.com/xGLsqOMqqd

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janr572 Derp… pic.twitter.com/iquFd1E5W2

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New blog post: “Talking swatting on Sydney Radio @2ue”, with 12 mins audio. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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@RealNickHodge No, but your participation and accurate portrayal of the truth is noted.

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“No, the IPA is not secretly running Australia”, writes @jason_a_w, so they’ve gotten to him too now. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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The Internet of Pointless Things (IoPT).

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The Internet of Noice Things (IoNT).

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I do hope people eventually realise that the Internet of Things (IoT) is not just The Internet of Trinkets for Middle-Class Homemakers.

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In which @BGottliebsen reports on @SenatorLudlam’s work in Estimates probing Australia’s planned purchase of F-35 JSF businessspectator.com.au/article/2014/6…

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@scottcarson1957 @BlogsofWar Oh yes, each time I’ve merely paddled in the shallows of Zerohedge my brain has started hurting.

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@BlogsofWar One of the things @notjessewalker documents is when that pole reversal happens. I foget what he calls it in the book.

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Can I recommend, @BlogsofWar, @notjessewalker’s “The United States of Paranoia: A Conspiracy Theory”? harpercollins.com.au/books/United-S…

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RT @BlogsofWar: So has conspiracy thinking become the norm now? Or is that just a Twitter thing?

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“Why do we hate the poor?”, writes @_AmyGray_, powerfully. kingstribune.com/index.php/week…

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RT @marshontap: I really do love how everything to do with is a conspiracy. [Shoosh! It’s meant to be a secret, Brother.]

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@jonoabroad @franksting I couldn’t notice any real effect on me in that regard.

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@BlogsofWar Thanks, though maybe only 90% honest.

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And that’s the second radio spot of today done.

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On hold with @2ue to talk swatting. smh.com.au/nsw/teenager-a… Listen live at 2ue.com.au, or don’t. You get to choose.

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ellinghausen Former Prime Ministers John Howard and Bob Hawke in discussion over lunch at the Press Club pic.twitter.com/3mlGwKoRAi

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Back when The Angels were called The Keystone Angels, they were the band that played our high school social. Not my sort of music though.

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More on the Sydney swatting story on @2ue at 1215 AEST (in 15 mins), with a little me. Listen live at 2ue.com.au

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“[Sydney] Teenager arrested over hostage drama says he is a victim of ‘swatting’ hoax”, reports @smh smh.com.au/nsw/teenager-a…

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Why is there so much pseudo-scientific bullshit on the internet today? Mercury doesn’t go into retrograde until Saturday.

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henryfaber Via @LolaSikes, @demodulated:

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“Pregnant women past 1st trimester may not gaze.”

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jeamland RT @joshgnosis: NBN Co has appointed former News Corp CFO Stephen Rue as its new CFO. [Cue derpsplosion…]

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@leslienassar Maybe they should put actual octane in their coffee, for a real energy boost.

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They’re literally being shitted out of the airplane! pic.twitter.com/MHJys6oEAV HT @sylmobile

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sylmobile The Descent of Man. American Airlines safety card pic.twitter.com/iAJBw77r9J

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What scares me is that so many people have failed to pick up the most basic critical thinking skills and swallow that bullshit whole.

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RT @jeamland: And that’s a week with a WWDC keynote! [Exactly! “Brain octane oil” FTW. Or, more scientifically, FTL.]

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So yeah, this Bulletproof® Coffee thing is the biggest load of bullshit I’ve seen so far this week. youtube.com/watch?v=4YjLMd… HT @leslienassar

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RT @leslienassar: Oh man, you will love this then; youtube.com/watch?v=4YjLMd… [Oh FFS. Toxins are robbing his performance. Precious fluids!]

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Yeah, that’s got you going, eh?

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Though “extra virgin ecstacy” would probably be a poorly chosen name.

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Maybe I should start selling “single-origin heroin” or “first-pressing GHB”.

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People who think that wrapping their addiction to alkaloid stimulants in “real coffee” bullshit makes them a better person.

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RT @gusworldau: Well, @stilgherrian will be pleased. Security conference ran for more than an hour before someone said “cyber”. [Frauds!]

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@OrwellUpgraded @dfg77 This is something we can all look forward to.

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dfg77 Dear Victoria, please remember this guy’s name, you’re giving him a complex. pic.twitter.com/p4sFDHL4Jo

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I understand maybe 10% of what I see on the Internet.

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@franksting @zbender We can form The Fellowship of Taste and Propriety.

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@franksting That must be especially for you. I have my own selection of advertising, it seems. BECAUSE THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS.

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“Pay classification: Freelance Talent”, which always brings a smile to my face.

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@jeamland Agreed. Turning goto fail into an insiders joke is beautiful PR work. Fixing programming methodology faults with PR. Five stars.

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mrtonymartin Abbott arrives in Indonesia. Immediately sent home in this: pic.twitter.com/PVGQBbyLAv

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Of course if Swift were a proper programming language it would have PEEK and POKE, @jeamland. Apple is the true arsehat here.

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That said, @jeamland, removing goto will help everyone.

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So @jeamland, have you read paragraphs 11 and 12 of my column? zdnet.com/apples-new-ios… Arsehat.

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New blog post: “Talking Google and forgetting on ABC @666canberra”, 8 mins audio stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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And the radio spot is done. I shall post a recording very shortly, along with links to the stuff we spoke about.

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On hold at ABC @666canberra to talk about that stuff I just mentioned. You may listen at abc.net.au/canberra, or just get back to work.

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“Acting Prime Minister Warren Truss”, again. I am thrilled*. I cannot contain my excitement*. Twelve days of it. Such joy*.

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Regular guests at @bunjaree, poorly photographed instagram.com/p/ozLn81iFlF/

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Background to this chat on @666canberra, “Google flooded with ‘right to be forgotten’ requests” telegraph.co.uk/technology/goo…

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Shortly I’m talking Google, “right to be forgotten”, Streisand Effect on ABC @666canberra. You may listen at abc.net.au/canberra

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purserj Someone at work just described those really short shorts (the one’s that make camel toes) as “Lipsters”

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The immediately previous tweet is HT @paulkidd, but I’m sure he’s butch enough to cope with not being credited for every pissy little thing.

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“Shoddy infotainment journalism makes data something to sprinkle on top of your substanceless linkbait.” jacobinmag.com/2014/06/infota…

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The Budget will deliver “confidence”? So it’s like a toothpaste now?

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@BXGD Yes, @666canberra is one of the little jokes of frequency assignments here in Australia. It’s been that way “forever”.

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@ClaireVM I do try to keep abreast of these vital issues.

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I’m talking Google, “right to be forgotten”, Streisand Effect at 0935 AEST on ABC @666canberra. You may listen at abc.net.au/canberra

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We have all seen John Oliver’s profile of Prime Minister Tony Abbott now, right? No? Oh, well here you go. 4 mins. stilgherrian.com/politics/lovin…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia yesterday: “Apple’s new iOS 8 openness brings new security threats” zdnet.com/apples-new-ios… [I should’ve said “risks.]

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Me at @crikey_news yesterday on the big-picture of Apple’s iOS 8 announcements. crikey.com.au/2014/06/03/how… [$, free trial]

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Sorry for that moment of unadulterated joy and pleasantness. Normal service will now be resumed.

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RT @safzoro: “You goat floater” is my go-to insult of the day. Thanks @stilgherrian [M’pleasure.]

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The following important information has been brought to my attention. pic.twitter.com/lwr7jOmo5r

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@paulkidd I just realise that. Allow me to fix the problem. Stand by.

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An important update from another person with a protected account. pic.twitter.com/XIZEpSgyx8 Ping @paulkidd

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RT @paulkidd: Thank you for providing this vital information. Please keep us apprised of any further developments. [Will do.]

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This picture has been brought to my attention. pic.twitter.com/GPfvVvko2P

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Wed plan, draft: Solid breakfast; 0935 radio spot @666canberra; ebook production all day; @5at5daily; blog; quiet evening, staying warm.

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Wednesday. There’s a chill in the air, but don’t worry. It merely presages your inevitable death. Wednesday.

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