Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

June 20th, 2014

@reparb Your thoughts would appear to be inaccurate.

via Plume for Android

@sylmobile Keep your weird-arse fantasies to yourself.

via Plume for Android in reply to sylmobile

RT @ChrissieM @stilgherrian 2310 crossing the Nepean? ;) [At 2306 by the timetable.]

via Plume for Android

Joining the 2218 train to Lithgow. The joys of late night rail journeys… instagram.com/p/pdvun9CFlE/

via Instagram

If people responded appropriately when I told them to kill people then everything would go much more smoothly.

via Plume for Android

@CosmicRami I told you to kill them earlier, why hasn’t that happened?

via Plume for Android in reply to CosmicRami

@sylmobile I had that happen on a Telstra call recently. They mean well.

via Plume for Android in reply to sylmobile

The 2218 train will arrive at Wentworth Falls at 0007.

via Plume for Android

Why has @jeamland turned into a short story by Italo Calvino?

via Plume for Android

@CosmicRami I agree, Sangiovese is the path to true enlightenment. I’ll have my people talk to your people.

via Plume for Android in reply to CosmicRami

Great. @jeamland is one of the fucking pod people.

via Plume for Android

So @RealNickHodge knows how this nation works.

via Plume for Android

@misswired The only thing a banjo could convert me to is being a murderer.

via Plume for Android in reply to misswired

These people aren’t even proper people.

via Plume for Android

Your planet is stupid.

via Plume for Android

ChuBailiang The fate of Hollywood. Marilyn Monroe sculpture in Guangxi, China taken down after 6 months: goo.gl/K5DdAs pic.twitter.com/x2YXnSEDl5

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:14 PM, Jun 20th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

Well this is certainly a revelation. twitpic.com/e6je8v

via Plume for Android

Judging people more generally.

via Plume for Android

Judging men by their dogs.

via Plume for Android

@lol_trotsky It took me a while to figure out what you meant there. But yes.

via Plume for Android in reply to lol_trotsky

@CosmicRami That timing is almost ideal. Unless fatigue becomes unmanageable, I shall see you there.

via Plume for Android in reply to CosmicRami

RT @stevejme The 355 is a brave bus and does a great service to our nation. [It is also running nine minutes late.]

via Plume for Android

@sebasu102 Yes, they are part of the same pantheon.

via Plume for Android in reply to sebasu102

@CosmicRami This could well work. I assume you mean the Argyle Hotel in The Rocks?

via Plume for Android in reply to CosmicRami

The route of the 355 bus is a masterpiece of magic and mystery.

via Plume for Android

There shall now be an errand to Newtown and Enmore, then a decision about when to head back to the Mountains. I am open to offers.

via Plume for Android

So The Entertainment Quarter is a depressingly bleak little hole, isn’t it. Go Gerry Harvey, go.

via Plume for Android

RT @GreenJ RT @RNSundayExtra What are you looking for in a politician? [A harpoon?]

via Plume for Android

Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Google’s backward step on Android app privacy” zdnet.com/googles-backwa…

via Janetter for Mac

Wait. I’m confused. Does he fuck dogs or not?

via Janetter for Mac

georgevhulme yo

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:03 PM, Jun 20th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@swearyanthony @leslienassar @j_hutch Wait. I know this, I think. Is it one of the things that intends to disrupt the laundry industry?

via Janetter for Mac in reply to swearyanthony

@leslienassar @j_hutch Fortunately I am in an all-day meeting and have decided I won’t have time to poison my mind in that way.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to leslienassar

@j_hutch The 750ml version or the full litre?

via Janetter for Mac in reply to j_hutch

RT @j_hutch: It seems @stilgherrian hasn’t heard about Washboard yet. [Will it make me angry?]

via Janetter for Mac in reply to j_hutch

Here is a story about a stupid, stupid app getting $1.2M investment. You will despair for our species. valleywag.gawker.com/its-easy-to-se…

via Janetter for Mac

damomurf Inspired by @stilgherrian’s regular commuting photo tweets, I present “Now passing through Sleeps Hill tunnel” pic.twitter.com/LEQEN7tRDX

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:46 AM, Jun 20th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@henaredegan You are most kind. That’s a broader request than I’d have gone with, but hey, let’s see what turns up, eh? Thank you.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to henaredegan

Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. The day proceeds to plan.

via Janetter for Mac

AnaSamways Korean sports underwear… pic.twitter.com/a38v6GI0Ov

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:10 AM, Jun 20th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

RT @CyberPrefixerAU 75 US cyberscientists monitored after cyberanthrax exposure [CYBERANTHRAX!]

via Plume for Android

RT @mappingbabel I’m not a journalist, I’m a Paradigm Hacker that is Re-Architecting Truth. [“Arsehat” is quicker to type.]

via Plume for Android

@hughstephens Is it too early to tell you to go fuck yourself?

via Janetter for Mac in reply to hughstephens

Eating a Cornish Pastie of Subsequent Regret.

via Janetter for Mac

Right, I’m leaving you lot to your sportsball and your morning ablutions. I have a thing to write, ideally before this train gets to Sydney.

via Janetter for Mac

snurb_dot_info German commentator about Suarez: he’s so cool, when he goes to the toilet it rains ice cubes. Erm. Ew.

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 6:43 AM, Jun 20th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

bitcoin_txt Let’s all organize a shopping day. Haha yeah I know that shopping days are for girls, but

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:42 AM, Jun 20th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@mjrowland68 @TurnbullMalcolm @BreakfastNews I mean that in a completely non-partisan sense. They’re all full of it.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to mjrowland68

@mjrowland68 @TurnbullMalcolm @BreakfastNews Covering the lies and bullshit with a quick gag is no better than the waffly obfuscation. Yawn.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to mjrowland68

@snurb_dot_info Are evening feelings better than morning feelings?

via Janetter for Mac in reply to snurb_dot_info

RT @snurb_dot_info: Oh wait, so Rooney is playing for England ? [Case in point.]

via Janetter for Mac in reply to snurb_dot_info

My goodness there’s a lot of feelings on the internet this morning.

via Janetter for Mac

umairh Also, this is the last World Cup that will played by human players or tea-drinking nations.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:28 AM, Jun 20th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

“Fiji accuses global community of abandoning the Pacific on climate change, singles out ‘selfish’ Australia” abc.net.au/news/2014-06-1…

via Janetter for Mac

@gusworldau Yeah look pretty much every  joke has been done already.

via Plume for Android in reply to gusworldau

My taxi was early, the previous train slightly late. Welcome to the 0613 to Sydney. instagram.com/p/pcE9hpiFus/

via Instagram

Fri plan: 0636 train to Sydney; write for @zdnetaustralia en route; 0930-1500 SEKRIT meeting; errands; TGIF; return train, time TBA.

via Janetter for Mac

I had to delete, fix and retweet that because the British Labour party spells “Labor” the French way. Pretentious arsehats.

via Janetter for Mac

If Labour can’t run a Twitter account safely, imagine how well they’d run Britain. Still, the owls would have been nice.

via Janetter for Mac

BBCNews Labour say Twitter account hacked after it commits to providing everyone with an owl bbc.in/1lENjGd pic.twitter.com/0Ent8aqJ5W

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:29 AM, Jun 20th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@BenCuzzupe Well you can just take that cavalier attitude back to your sportsball game.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to BenCuzzupe

@Jay_Watt The other one that gets me is jumped up “I’m a company director”. Oh well done you, you signed a form. Want a biscuit?

via Janetter for Mac in reply to Jay_Watt

RT @BenCuzzupe: England are awful [What an ignorant thing to say. It’s “England is awful.”]

via Janetter for Mac in reply to BenCuzzupe

@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, that’s the tidal wave of SMEGBuzz™ emanating from Scandinavia.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

“8 Million City: a Scandinavian Megalopolis”, at @bigthink’s Strange Maps. bigthink.com/strange-maps/6…

via Janetter for Mac

@llament @marcuskelson @Salon Parents who imagine their daughters are groundbreakingly clever little princesses.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to llament

The main difference between a “businessperson” and an “entrepreneur” is how hard they should be punched in the face.

via Janetter for Mac

@marcuskelson @Salon Randroids couldn’t be bigger arseholes if they shoved a hardback edition of “Atlas Shrugged” fair up to wishbone level.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to marcuskelson

Or, translated, “Fuck the rest of the world, we’re busy making money.”

via Janetter for Mac

“I say give the government a big middle finger and race for scale so that you can call the shots,” is in fact what he says.

via Janetter for Mac

In which some startup guy says ignore government regulation ‘cos regulation doesn’t work. Oh. No need to link, we know what it’ll say.

via Janetter for Mac

“Chinese Billionaire Offers Free Lunch to New York’s Homeless”, reports, um, Voice of America. voanews.com/media/video/19… HT @BlogsofWar

via Janetter for Mac

“Meet Entrepreneur Barbie, Mattel’s misfire attempt at inspiring girls”, writes @Salon salon.com/2014/06/18/mee…

via Janetter for Mac

I find it amusing how much extra perky attention you get when you mention that you’re working on a television program.

via Janetter for Mac

“Entrepreneur Barbie Will Inspire Young Girls to be Vaguely Ambitious” thewire.com/business/2014/…

via Janetter for Mac

RT @KathViner: One Direction singer buys Doncaster Rovers FC theguardian.com/football/2014/… [It has begun…]

via Janetter for Mac in reply to KathViner

@SnarkyPlatypus Ils rendent télévision. Ils auront alcaloïdes. Peut-être de beaucoup de genres.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. J’ai eu peut-être trois heures de sommeil. Je suis merveilleux dans tous les sens. Et vous?

via Janetter for Mac in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

Fri plan, draft: 0636 train to Sydney; write for @zdnetaustralia en route; 0930-1500 SEKRIT meeting; errands; TGIF; return train, time TBA.

via Janetter for Mac

Friday. It will be long. It will be hard. And at the end of it, it will still be Friday. Friday.

via Janetter for Mac

@JM77 I think so. I hope lack of sleep doesn’t bring it back tomorrow.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to JM77

@JM77 I slept in today to beat a cold, which is why I’m still awake now.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to JM77

Annoyed that I’m not sleepy. I have to get up at 0400.

via Tweetbot for iΟS