Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 25th, 2014

Well that’s about as much hilarity as I can cope with for one day.

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Watch Palmer’s eyes while Gore is speaking.

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RT @albericie: @CliveFPalmer will be joining Tony Jones on @Lateline tonight to discuss his Climate Change policies [Worst. Slash. Ever.]

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Listen to them all, taking it SO seriously.

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“I have dinosaurs AND a replica ship AND coal mines AND a former Vice-President of the United States and you just listen to me.”

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This. Is. Fucking. Hilarious.

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What has actually changed here tonight? Nothing. Nada. Zip. Can someone please admit that NOTHING is happening until a vote in the House?

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I’ve done this in the past myself, on live radio. You just assemble words into sentences and keep talking. Eventually the clock runs out.

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“Whwap fhwap whwap!” go the lips of the commentators, on @ABCNews24 and everywhere else, yet none of them are saying anything real.

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I love how @ABCNews24 people are confidently Issuing Words from their Mouths, indicating that They Understand What Is Going On. Liars.

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LOOK. SHUT UP. WE ALL UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON. WE ALL UNDERSTAND. WE ALL DO.

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Well I understand what’s going on. And you do too, right? We all understand what’s going on.

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@Andrew_Zammit Ah see I think you’re wanting some kind of joined-up thinking here. Dream on.

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We live in a world where “Senator-Elect Glenn Lazarus” is an actual thing. Pants off!

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BREAKING: Clive Palmer invents the information superhighway.

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The number of Australians alleged to be fighting in Syria is so tiny we could allocate them all a personal ASIO officer, no new laws needed.

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Of course NONE of those “reforms” to national security legislation have anything to do with alleged post-Syria threats, but shut up.

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RT @BernardKeane: National security reforms to be introduced in July: here’s a list bit.ly/1nCdBHF [Or go on about biting. Choose.]

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MariamVeiszadeh Another Muslim media storm…another request for me to condemn…another assumption that lack of condemnation equates to condoning

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RT [REDACTED]: That moment when you realise @stilgherrian knows where you live… [Yes. Just think it through, people.]

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I wonder how many 99-cent sales Amazon will scoop up today on that deal? It’s easy money.

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I’ve deleted my mention of Amazon’s Orwell deal ‘cos it’s all public domain in AU now. gutenberg.net.au/pages/orwell.h… HT @alexkidman @PeteDotAscian

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@PointZeroOne That’s a whole discussion I’ll save for another day.

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NewtonMark UK Government loses its mind, becomes lawless vigilante. arseh.at/4kcy It can stop whenever it wants, right?

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“It’s time to accelerate the shift toward a low-carbon future”, wrote @algore recently. rollingstone.com/politics/news/… HT @Colvinius

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BernardKeane George Brandis revealed in today the government will be bringing forward its 1st tranche of national security reforms in July.

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Note to All the Media: The “inconvenient” joke has already been done. Use it now and you’ll mark yourself as an also-ran.

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Wait. Am I watching actual Australian political news emerge via Twitter? Or has someone slipped me some of those special mushrooms?

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5at5daily “5at5 number 69 | 25 June 2014”: Coal, ISIS explained, the first ever live TV by satellite, and two kinds of satire. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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Australia now has a Puppet Government. Pass it on. @PupGov youtube.com/user/puppetgov…

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P T Barnum would recognise Startupland instantly.

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@creogg Why thank you. [Adds to list, ‘People who know too much’…]

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“Want to Increase Your Property Values? Try a Nuclear War” medium.com/war-is-boring/…

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This is completely unacceptable. I have also been informed that road communication has been cut by a tree. pic.twitter.com/KECOU0dEi2

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Today is the 47th anniversary of the first live international broadcast by satellite TV. youtube.com/watch?v=0H9IhS…

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Wed plan, draft: Cough; complain; cough; shop; eat; cough; complain; drink; complain; cough.

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Wednesday. Peace and fucking harmony. Wednesday.

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