Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 1st, 2014

@AUSFestivus Yes, but that doesn’t make them arrive any sooner.

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Wait? Washboard shut down? But it was the one truly progressive startup in the last three years!

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Suddenly remembering I have an 0830 breakfast meeting thing in North Sydney tomorrow morning.

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On a tram, mostly to spite @MikeCarlton01, but also to get to Lilyfield.

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OrkneyLibrary But it later transpired she was wanting to find out about clematis and not chlamydia. Luckily we have books on both

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@MikeCarlton01 There will be a tram in a few minutes. I know there will be.

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I AM PATIENTLY WAITING FOR A TRAM.

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I have finished the sake.

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Has @TheRoastTV had an episode of Lambie and The Brick yet this week?

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That’s called respect, Morrison, you wouldn’t understand.

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I am determined to finish this sake because otherwise much face will be lost by everyone involved in this transaction.

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@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus Polar bears’ rectal temperature is one degree higher than humans’.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well this is becoming ever more interesting with each new fact.

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This is more sake than I really need.

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I gather from the news that PUP isn’t so much a party but a series of disconnected one-night stands.

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RT @sylmobile What’s @ScottMorrisonMP’s favourite rock song? [Six months on a Leaky Boat.]

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I can deal with that.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @bengrubb Well he’s already spent a month in San Francisco…

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@druey Yep, I’m a bit behind in posting all my audio, but I’ll get there.

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@plumrid Ah of course, thanks, I’ll have a squizz when I get back to base.

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@david_glance @702sydney @ConversationEDU @belindie The Facebook story has generated huge interest. More than I’d have first guessed.

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And that’s the radio spot done. Only the gods know where @bengrubb is, but we’ve been concocting theories.

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About to join @domknight on ABC @702sydney, for the next half hour. You can listen at abc.net.au/sydney/

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heardatnature “I’m going to get to the bottom of this ferret thing.”

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RT @mpesce Have just entertained @stilgherrian at Terrasse Pezza. No puppies were harmed. [Er, don’t look behind the couch…]

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Strolling back towards ABC Ultimo, to join @domknight on @702sydney 2000-2030 AEST, also @bengrubb and I forget the third guest, sorry.

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@druey I’ve actually been working from a Zoom H2 for the last two months. My personal logistics make the H6 replacement slower than usual.

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I am also still after the audio of Scott Morrison’s Kafka on Peyote doorstop, or video of same.

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Well that didn’t take long.

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@posty Please send your audio file, or Skype / phone as per the website to show me your version.

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I have alighted at Central, and I have a couple of hours to kill before I’m due at the ABC.

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They commute. Poorly.

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LeeLinChinSBS I’m going to be answering questions and solving problems in my new segment . What are you waiting for? Give me your problems.

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SBS2 The only sensible way to take advantage of @LeeLinChinSBS’s contractual obligations is this; . pic.twitter.com/gaMKzi4i7m

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RT @Pollytics Qld MP parks in spot marked with BIG YELLOW WHEELCHAIR and demands apology because he’s confused. cairnspost.com.au/news/cairns/ca… [Ha!]

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@posty That’s a curious thing to admit.

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Actually more Susie Elelman than Liz Hayes, for a number of reasons.

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Sorry, my typo has ruined the grace and beauty of those lyrics.

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Gotta move on. Gotta move on. Gotta move on.

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Well, I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about, talk about, talk about movin’.

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Gotta make a move to a town that’s right for me, a town to keep me movin’, keep me groovin’ with some .

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@dobes “They all feel the same in the dark”?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Aujourd’hui, je continue ma semaine d’être une putain dans les médias. Et vous?

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RT @jturner_ibrs: Thank heavens Facebook said sorry. Now everything’s ok again. mobile.nytimes.com/blogs/bits/201… [Sorry, James.]

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RT @dobes: I thought @stiglitzian was a @stilgherrian parody account. [Other way around. Arsehat.]

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5at5daily “5at5 number 72 | 1 July 2014”: Photos of Saturn, NSA revelations, Tom Clancy, and two diseases to be aware of. tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5…

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“NATO updates cyber defence policy as digital attacks become a standard part of conflict”, writes @steveranger zdnet.com/nato-updates-c…

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Note to self: You’re on ABC @702sydney with @domknight tonight 2000-2030, so do not spend the entire time until then drinking. Mostly.

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I keep forgetting that Nokia is now Microsoft. It’s like discovering that Kraftwerk is from Alabama.

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Actually that’s not true. My other key supplier is @SoundDevicesAus, who also provide great service. Thanks too, guys.

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I’ve bought my (tiny handful) of cameras, and video and audio recording gear, from @dcwarehouse for years. Always great service. Thanks.

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Thanks to @dcwarehouse and their suppliers, I have a brand new Zoom H6 to replace the one that developed a minor fault. Warranty FTW.

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@cheshireb Dogs have such a remarkable ability to sloth unconscious in the sun.

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ExchServPro I…I don’t knowpic.twitter.com/WM6QobIeDWDW

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$4.50 beers, if anyone can be bothered instagram.com/p/p5TYdaCFjO/

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Getting back on at Redfern, but with an important difference.

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Getting off at Redfern.

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RT @jonoabroad @stilgherrian THERE ARE FIVE CAMBRIDGE STREETS IN SYDNEY. [WELL THAT’S NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.]

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RT @DeptOfAustralia Internet digifriends! There’s a super secret @DeptOfAustralia at @crikey_news again today. crikey.com.au/2014/07/01/the… [True]

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Sorry, folks, I don’t have time to meet Ed at Cambridge Street for you today. You’ll have to arrange your own cocaine.

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OH, man on bus, on phone: “Ed [REDACTED] has got heaps of good cocaine in at the moment and it’s half the price of the last batch.”

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OH: “Yeah, we’re meeting up at Cambridge Street later.”

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@scottcarson1957 The Northern Territory is a strange place, or so I’ve been told. Must go there some time.

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World’s most patient horse endures three goats. youtube.com/watch?v=X8dhgI… HT @maddie_gasp via @reillystyley

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I referred to that as a phogasm, but today I think it was actually the real thing.

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Oh now I’ve got stuff all over me. [Grabbing a tissue.]

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Phogasm reaching climax.

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Northern Territory Police refuse to remove aliens from victim’s refrigerator. ntnews.com.au/news/northern-…

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Dear @abcnews, “Glenn Druery, known as the ‘preference whisperer’”? Really? By whom? Citation required, I think.

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What’s “Pharell”?

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Elmo_Keep Can we stop saying “sharing economy” now? Don’t use company’s fuzzy buzzwords because you’re too lazy to accurately describe them.

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Pork and prawn pho, as I have been commanded to eat instagram.com/p/p5GZKViFiK/

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Broadly speaking, @mcm_greg @alexkidman, other people’s phones are the least worrying things I’ve been licking.

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Ah, my old village! I order pho, order goes to kitchen. Chef emerges. “No, I’m not making that for you. You have to try the new one.”

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@EnsignR @ABCClassic @skwashd I’ll have a word with @mscott, assuming I can break into him trolling me about my headgear.

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bernietb The monumental fucktard quinella.

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@marclehmann I’ll see if I can find it, ‘cos it explained much about the current labour market.

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@marclehmann I saw a great article recently pointing out that the mid-ranking jobs that provided the stick-around career path are gone.

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alexkidman This, folks, is why you should NEVER lick anyone else’s smartphone: Your mobile phone carries your microbiome fatducktech.com/news/mobile-ph…

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@marclehmann Employers aren’t exactly overflowing with loyalty for younger workers either.

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@EnsignR @skwashd Well this is why @ABCClassic needs to take a good long look at itself.

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RT @BXGD @stilgherrian Beef for PM! [I think we already have that.]

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@ClintonDucas Indeed. The quiet ringing is the non-startling sound.

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@skwashd @ABCClassic Interesting analogy. And I understand completely. I’ve often thought there’s no need for news on the music networks.

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Thanking a cyclist who used her bell, rather than swooping silently from behind like an angel of death.

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@EnsignR @skwashd I never said that. I said he was minister for being that. Like Abbott and women.

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@skwashd Thanks. I think I might start labelling the chaos as a feature rather than a bug.

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@CosmicRami Cool. The stuff from a decade ago is patchy, but the recent columns at Pando have been really quite good.

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Right. I’d better get onto these errands. I’ve got to his Enmore and Canterbury and then do some things before tonight’s radio spot.

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@19bk69 I certainly filed a lot of it in the mental category “parody”, tho the slavegirl stuff hit me more than the Wanda stuff.

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I’ve been reading his stuff for ages, but the other night, when reading some of his older material, I stumbled across that Clancy rant.

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@wobster It needs subbing, certainly, but I wasn’t thinking so much about that. I hay have to explain my confusion in a blog post.

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@expectproblems There’s certainly a difference in style between that and other pieces at eXile, and the current stuff at Pando.

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@19bk69 Yeah I know who he is. I read most of his work. I’m just curious about reactions to this specific piece.

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@expectproblems Intriguing, isn’t it. My reaction was confused. Powerful writing, but just completely wrong. Intended as satire, I hope.

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@PollHereford @paulkidd I’ll have to refresh my memory, it’s not ringing any bells. I have the series here somewhere, I think.

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“Tom Clancy Is Not One of Us” by The War Nerd (2002). It’s VERY wrong. Rape, slavery, misogyny of all kinds. Funny? exile.ru/articles/detai…

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expectproblems Pro-tip: Don’t talk to people who leave you more depressed at the end of the conversation than when it started. Also, drink whisky.

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“Ten Years at Saturn: Cassini’s 10 Greatest Pictures” slate.com/blogs/bad_astr…

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MT @MsLods: @iiNet’s Chief Regulatory Officer @Steve_Dalby is doing a @reddit_AMA TODAY from 3pm AEST pic.twitter.com/web5UiMN0E

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@paulkidd I am too, actually. OK, he’s not a polished performer, but that doesn’t mean he can’t spot what right and wrong in his view.

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@paulkidd Senator Muir will be anornament to democracy.

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Maybe I should go to Canberra on Monday for the first sitting of the new Senate.

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Senator Ricky Muir. This is going to be so excellent.

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umairh Fuck off “@7amanito: @umairh why do you tweet on humanity and love and then tell people to fuck off?”

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RT @Elmo_Keep: It’s not all driving convertibles to Las Vegas. :( [It is. You’re just doing it wrong.]

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RT @OaaSvc: From an infosec perspective this does not bother me at all¹: Tesla Model S REST API zite.to/1nVwlAR via @mpesce [Hahaha!]

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juhasaarinen Cybercataclysm.

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I don’t know who specifically I’m covering that FOR yet, but one thing at a time.

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I’ll be covering the ADMA Global Forum in Sydney on 28 Jul to 1 Aug, lots on data mining and marketing. adma.com.au/adma-global-fo…

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@BerneCampbell @joshgnosis “News” doesn’t mean simply something that you personally did not know or suspect or guess or imagine.

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@BerneCampbell @joshgnosis The putting on-record a fact that wasn’t previously. Just like, oh, the launch of a ship we knew was being built.

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@BerneCampbell @joshgnosis What indicates that there is “surprise ” happening here? Why do some people think news = surprise?

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One for web developers: Akamai has a webcast on making responsive websites faster, 0200 AEST tonight. oreilly.com/pub/e/3122?imm…

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BernardKeane “People who profit from a thing tip big year for that thing/warn of urgent need for you to get that thing” - most of the financial press.

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Tue plan: Clear a vast backlog of email and other loose ends; errands to various suburbs; @5at5daily; 2000-2030 ABC @702sydney; wine.

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@stufromoz Oh, have I lost a day? It’s possible I’ve conflated a couple different events into one continues arsehattery experience.

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@gattaca Look, you have a mayor on crack, we have a footballer urinating into his own mouth. We could trade.

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@gattaca So Rob Ford is in charge of phishing now?

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@thegrugq @EpikMani “Enemy area” appears to be suburban Washington or New York. Those OSS guys were tricky.

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Has anyone posted the audio or even a video of Scott Morrison’s press conference from yesterday? I’d like that audio.

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Further to that @crikey_news yarn, here’s the Facebook researcher’s (non-)apology. They don’t get it. facebook.com/akramer/posts/…

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Me at @crikey_news yesterday: “Facebook manipulation yet more evidence of Silicon Valley’s contempt” crikey.com.au/2014/06/30/fac…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia yesterday: “Do the Privacy Commissioner’s teeth have any bite?” zdnet.com/do-the-privacy…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost Oh, well that’s even better. I should get him on the Edict has a UK correspondent.

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RT @tldr: @stilgherrian 🎤😪😪🎧 (staff photo) [This is what I mean, right? (Well played. Love your work.)]

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@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost I think you should encourage him to start a regular video podcast.

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@johnthelutheran Yes, I think a @firstdogonmoon of the NSA chart could be a useful thing.

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I mean, @tldr is just wonderful stuff, but we need to be clear about it, it’s produced and presented by broken people.

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RT @tldr: The New Emoji-Only Social Network is Probably a Hoax, But We Want it to Be Real onthemedia.org/story/new-emoj… [Because you’re broken.]

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fanfiction_txt I think future chapters would also benefit from more detail, like Elsa having a 32 in. horse cock.

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“The NSA Revelations All in One Chart”, and with cartoon animals. projects.propublica.org/nsa-grid/

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The Abbott government ministry seems to be competing for the title of who actual humans with actual compassion would most likely spit upon.

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I hear on the news than someone seems to have let Kevin Andrews out of that lead-lined box again.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s just the normal repeat of last week’s Health Report in with all the others in this 0500-0600 weekday slot.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I don’t know absolute numbers, but the older you get the less sleep you have, and older women living alone listen.

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Powerful story, @RadioNational. Thanks. (Though not at this hour, really.)

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This is another of those stories where taboos about talking about their bodies have prevented older women being able to discuss health. Sad.

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Ladies, it does sound like you need to know about Vulvar Lichen Sclerosus, because it’s often misdiagnosed as thrush. abc.net.au/radionational/…

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That said, @RadioNational, the stories the women are telling us about the “festering and ulceration” are clearly a major health issue. Good.

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I say, @RadioNational, this Health Report story about vulval itching is exactly* what I enjoy listening to over my morning coffee.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je ne peux pas discuter de ces détails, ou l’homme de nombreuses chevilles avec moi se référer à la police fédérale.

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Tue plan, draft: Clear a vast backlog of email and other loose ends; errands to various suburbs; @5at5daily; 2000-2030 ABC @702sydney; wine.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Ce monde est trop désordonné. Il doit être nettoyé et réorganisé. J’admire la flamme. Et vous?

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Every day is the new Monday, @Spactakell. Seven days a week it’s now Miserday.

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@scottcarson1957 Shoosh. The existence of Australia’s time machine is still classified. [Deletes tweet…]

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Happy 140th birthday to the Sholes and Glidden typewriter aka Remington No 1, launched 1 July 1874. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sholes_an…

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Tuesday. Nothing more needs to be said, does it? You should already know how dreary it will be this day, this month, forever. Tuesday.

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