Fade.
@sylmobile @oberonsghost Idiot.
@oberonsghost Gusto is spicier than pesto, right?
@oliyoung Indeed. Imagining that “changing your mind” is some grandly insightful business strategy.
@oliyoung Why are you like this?
I have left Startupland. I’m too exhausted to interact with any more humans or startup people.
This is THE most roundabout way for someone to discover that paying people properly to provide good service gets results.
“Quick and interesting”, you said.
@SnarkyPlatypus Lulwut?
MikeCarlton01 “Another Crème de Menthe for you, darling ?” Christopher Pyne could feel his whole being begin to stir. Deliciously, exquisitely..
It’s OK, @SnarkyPlatypus, it’s a relatively small room. A handgun is fine, and it have a clear shot.
Oh. Someone is pushing Net Promoter Score (NPS). Kill me now. Or, better, hand me a gun.
@leslienassar @kcarruthers Oh FFS.
@leslienassar @kjmci Stop. Please stop.
@leslienassar Transact all the cards!
I am now in Startupland.
ifesdjeen The visionary leadership work is done. How long will your part take? pic.twitter.com/BjQiTruLsG
My work at UTS is done for today, I have arranged the accommodation, and now I’m heading to Eveleigh for @startmate @stripe etc.
@TheFailedProjek I’ve never been in a gold class cinema and I’ve never been much of a Playstation person. Make of that what you will.
ReliveApollo11 PAO: All #Apollo11 numbers for entry & post-entry events have been generated, and “we shall forward them at this time. Pencils ready?”
abandoned_pics The Soviet Moon Lander built to beat the Americans to the moon. Found abandoned in a Lab in Moscow. pic.twitter.com/0xau6UqYfq
@posty @leslienassar @GordyPls @NewtonMark @franksting @morebento @jbud I’m teaching today. I will respond to your snark later.
Right, back to these students.
Harris Street, Ultimo instagram.com/p/q0X3gziFkC/
Just to reassure @startmate and @stripe, I’ll still be joining you for drinks from 1900. I’m not totally stupid.
Anyone in Sydney want my spot at @startmate’s “G’Day @stripe” thing 1600-1900 today? startmate.com.au/gday-stripe I’ll be running too late.
@photogramel @piecritic For UK and AU, data retention is part of a plan agreed to three years ago. RU must’ve joined, cso.com.au/article/393884…
“Surveillance of activists is about to get much, much worse”, writes @wgwau overland.org.au/2014/07/survei…
@BXGD It is my intention to remove all blood and other bodily fluids from the lab at the end of the day. There shall be bleach.
@BXGD I can’t possibly comment on that, because I’m on the payroll for this one. ;)
Welcome to the lab… instagram.com/p/qz7zFvCFpf/
@BrendonWalker Yes, but can I be bothered? I feel not at this stage.
Thu plan: 0606 train to Sydney; food (done); 0930-1630 present UTS course; G’Day @stripe startmate.com.au/gday-stripe, ATP etc; remainder TBA.
I’ve left the to it. Still going strong after half an hour. Much whinge. Very little morale.
If loose lips sink ships, these two have lost the whole convoy.
“At the end of the day, Tony needs to realise that there needs to be a process for recognising the people who actually do the work.”
I should be taking notes. Whichever organisation this is, I’m getting the org chart of a dysfunctional middle management, with names.
There is much bitterness about who is and isn’t “putting their heart and soul into major projects”.
If your name is Jenny Spencer, be aware that someone at the table behind me is badmouthing you big time.
@Taco_Lad Nah, you’ve got the causality the wrong way around.
@paulwallbank I’ll bring a gun.
Sitting down for second breakfast.
@Prohairetic @BernardKeane Indeed. I’m sure all the subtleties will be explained in the story.
Towers instagram.com/p/qzyXu9CFqa/
Approaching Sydney Central station instagram.com/p/qzyS8kiFqT/
@paulwallbank Uhuh. Meanwhile I’ve got two full days of teaching at UTS today and tomorrow. Let’s trade places half-way.
FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
umairh Wow. “@KevinBrandall: Prisoners per capita: US jumps off page, globally. theatln.tc/1sT8r02 pic.twitter.com/XonXPubLUU”
@paulwallbank You poor bastard.
Deloitte, Parramatta instagram.com/p/qzv3K-iFmJ/
While I fell asleep on the train and feel dreadful, that fast* run from Penrith to Parramatta as the Sun rises is magnificent.
RT @BernardKeane: No words..pic.twitter.com/dPwura6JiViV [I have words, but it’s a bit early for them, even for me.]
Having Crossed the Nepean instagram.com/p/qzt11rCFiV/
Oh FFS, All the Media, not every catchphrase that comes out of an executive’s mouth is an “insight”.
chris23 Wannabe jihadis thumbing through the DOJ no-fly list with bated breath, like socialites scanning the society pages for their own faces.
EmperorNorton Anything worth doing is worth doing badly.
Aboard.
Wentworth Falls station, 0545 AEST, temperature 4C, apparent temperature 1.7C. instagram.com/p/qzku9XiFhi/
This is Science! ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P… pic.twitter.com/6txzKVeRuP
“Microbiological Laboratory Hazard of Bearded Men”, Barbeito, Mathews & Taylor (1967). Great photos, too. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…
MT @ReliveApollo11: Mrs McGhee balked at the name Lunar Module McGhee because it didn’t sound good, but … they compromised on just Module.
RT @ReliveApollo11: In Memphis, TN, a baby girl was named “Module” by her parents, Mr. & Mrs. Eddie Lee McGhee. #Apollo11 [Lulwut?]
“Revealed: the dirty secret of the UK’s poultry industry”, with reassuring* photos. Key word: campylobacter. theguardian.com/world/2014/jul…
Thu plan, redraft: 0606 train to Sydney; food; 0930-1630 present UTS course; G’Day @stripe startmate.com.au/gday-stripe, ATP etc; remainder TBA.
tinderfessions After getting fucked silly by a harvard rower I decided I want to meet all his roommates & fuck them too #crewslut #bestfuck - Jenn
TumblrTXT i’ve been officially agender a couple weeks now and i’m still not sure what it means. crying, mostly
“$680m ASIO building in Canberra remains empty, one year after official opening”, reports @abcnews abc.net.au/news/2014-07-2…
@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve been listening to old episodes of @cbcradio’s “This Is That”, and being suitably amused. New season coming soon.
@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, I know the story. Did you see the follow-up? twitter.com/artologica/sta…
THAT FUCKING ANTECHINUS HAS BEEN AT MY MUESLI BARS AGAIN THE LITTLE BASTARD ANIMAL THIS REALLY MUST STOP.
@timfdavis Roughly that, yes, though if I get a few things out of the way I may catch the 0606 instead. [Shrugs.]
@SnarkyPlatypus Comment pouvons-nous échanger nos pièces justificatives?
@stevebwriter This is true. But I tweet using my style guide, not Wikipedia’s. That said, “aviatrix” is a pleasant word.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis agacé par la Dominatrice de l’Insomnie, qui m’a réveillé plus tôt que nécessaire. Et vous?
Thu plan, draft: 0636 train to Sydney; 0930-1630 present UTS course, day 1; G’Day @stripe startmate.com.au/gday-stripe, ATP etc; remainder TBA.
Happy birthday to Amelia Earhart, aviator, writer and cigarette promoter, born 24 July 1897.
Thursday. The prickling sensation on the back of your hand is perfectly normal and nothing to worry about. But don’t look at it. Thursday.