Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 24th, 2014

@oliyoung Indeed. Imagining that “changing your mind” is some grandly insightful business strategy.

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I have left Startupland. I’m too exhausted to interact with any more humans or startup people.

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This is THE most roundabout way for someone to discover that paying people properly to provide good service gets results.

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“Quick and interesting”, you said.

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MikeCarlton01 “Another Crème de Menthe for you, darling ?” Christopher Pyne could feel his whole being begin to stir. Deliciously, exquisitely..

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It’s OK, @SnarkyPlatypus, it’s a relatively small room. A handgun is fine, and it have a clear shot.

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Oh. Someone is pushing Net Promoter Score (NPS). Kill me now. Or, better, hand me a gun.

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I am now in Startupland.

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ifesdjeen The visionary leadership work is done. How long will your part take? pic.twitter.com/BjQiTruLsG

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My work at UTS is done for today, I have arranged the accommodation, and now I’m heading to Eveleigh for @startmate @stripe etc.

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@TheFailedProjek I’ve never been in a gold class cinema and I’ve never been much of a Playstation person. Make of that what you will.

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ReliveApollo11 PAO: All numbers for entry & post-entry events have been generated, and “we shall forward them at this time. Pencils ready?”

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abandoned_pics The Soviet Moon Lander built to beat the Americans to the moon. Found abandoned in a Lab in Moscow. pic.twitter.com/0xau6UqYfq

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@posty @leslienassar @GordyPls @NewtonMark @franksting @morebento @jbud I’m teaching today. I will respond to your snark later.

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Right, back to these students.

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Just to reassure @startmate and @stripe, I’ll still be joining you for drinks from 1900. I’m not totally stupid.

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Anyone in Sydney want my spot at @startmate’s “G’Day @stripe” thing 1600-1900 today? startmate.com.au/gday-stripe I’ll be running too late.

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@photogramel @piecritic For UK and AU, data retention is part of a plan agreed to three years ago. RU must’ve joined, cso.com.au/article/393884…

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“Surveillance of activists is about to get much, much worse”, writes @wgwau overland.org.au/2014/07/survei…

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@BXGD It is my intention to remove all blood and other bodily fluids from the lab at the end of the day. There shall be bleach.

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@BXGD I can’t possibly comment on that, because I’m on the payroll for this one. ;)

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@BrendonWalker Yes, but can I be bothered? I feel not at this stage.

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Thu plan: 0606 train to Sydney; food (done); 0930-1630 present UTS course; G’Day @stripe startmate.com.au/gday-stripe, ATP etc; remainder TBA.

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I’ve left the to it. Still going strong after half an hour. Much whinge. Very little morale.

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If loose lips sink ships, these two have lost the whole convoy.

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“At the end of the day, Tony needs to realise that there needs to be a process for recognising the people who actually do the work.”

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I should be taking notes. Whichever organisation this is, I’m getting the org chart of a dysfunctional middle management, with names.

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There is much bitterness about who is and isn’t “putting their heart and soul into major projects”.

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If your name is Jenny Spencer, be aware that someone at the table behind me is badmouthing you big time.

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@Taco_Lad Nah, you’ve got the causality the wrong way around.

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Sitting down for second breakfast.

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@Prohairetic @BernardKeane Indeed. I’m sure all the subtleties will be explained in the story.

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Approaching Sydney Central station instagram.com/p/qzyS8kiFqT/

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@paulwallbank Uhuh. Meanwhile I’ve got two full days of teaching at UTS today and tomorrow. Let’s trade places half-way.

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FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY, MOTHERFUCKERS.

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umairh Wow. “@KevinBrandall: Prisoners per capita: US jumps off page, globally. theatln.tc/1sT8r02 pic.twitter.com/XonXPubLUU

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While I fell asleep on the train and feel dreadful, that fast* run from Penrith to Parramatta as the Sun rises is magnificent.

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RT @BernardKeane: No words..pic.twitter.com/dPwura6JiViV [I have words, but it’s a bit early for them, even for me.]

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Oh FFS, All the Media, not every catchphrase that comes out of an executive’s mouth is an “insight”.

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chris23 Wannabe jihadis thumbing through the DOJ no-fly list with bated breath, like socialites scanning the society pages for their own faces.

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EmperorNorton Anything worth doing is worth doing badly.

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Wentworth Falls station, 0545 AEST, temperature 4C, apparent temperature 1.7C. instagram.com/p/qzku9XiFhi/

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“Microbiological Laboratory Hazard of Bearded Men”, Barbeito, Mathews & Taylor (1967). Great photos, too. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

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MT @ReliveApollo11: Mrs McGhee balked at the name Lunar Module McGhee because it didn’t sound good, but … they compromised on just Module.

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RT @ReliveApollo11: In Memphis, TN, a baby girl was named “Module” by her parents, Mr. & Mrs. Eddie Lee McGhee. [Lulwut?]

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“Revealed: the dirty secret of the UK’s poultry industry”, with reassuring* photos. Key word: campylobacter. theguardian.com/world/2014/jul…

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Thu plan, redraft: 0606 train to Sydney; food; 0930-1630 present UTS course; G’Day @stripe startmate.com.au/gday-stripe, ATP etc; remainder TBA.

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tinderfessions After getting fucked silly by a harvard rower I decided I want to meet all his roommates & fuck them too - Jenn

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TumblrTXT i’ve been officially agender a couple weeks now and i’m still not sure what it means. crying, mostly

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“$680m ASIO building in Canberra remains empty, one year after official opening”, reports @abcnews abc.net.au/news/2014-07-2…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve been listening to old episodes of @cbcradio’s “This Is That”, and being suitably amused. New season coming soon.

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THAT FUCKING ANTECHINUS HAS BEEN AT MY MUESLI BARS AGAIN THE LITTLE BASTARD ANIMAL THIS REALLY MUST STOP.

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@timfdavis Roughly that, yes, though if I get a few things out of the way I may catch the 0606 instead. [Shrugs.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Comment pouvons-nous échanger nos pièces justificatives?

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@stevebwriter This is true. But I tweet using my style guide, not Wikipedia’s. That said, “aviatrix” is a pleasant word.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis agacé par la Dominatrice de l’Insomnie, qui m’a réveillé plus tôt que nécessaire. Et vous?

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Thu plan, draft: 0636 train to Sydney; 0930-1630 present UTS course, day 1; G’Day @stripe startmate.com.au/gday-stripe, ATP etc; remainder TBA.

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Happy birthday to Amelia Earhart, aviator, writer and cigarette promoter, born 24 July 1897.

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Thursday. The prickling sensation on the back of your hand is perfectly normal and nothing to worry about. But don’t look at it. Thursday.

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