@SnarkyPlatypus Months.
@SnarkyPlatypus @marcoostini @sylmobile This is a poor choice.
Wow Ian Thorpe has let himself go. http://t.co/uph3YG2itl
And now YouTube has recommended for me The Starsky & Hutch Channel. Of course. https://t.co/s0h0euA5V7
That reminds me. There was once a thing called “Funky Squadâ€. https://t.co/VBrs0846xb
@SnarkyPlatypus @marcoostini @sylmobile If there were to be a remake of “Chancesâ€, which I neither confirm nor deny, what character … ?
@sylmobile @marcoostini And to confuse the issue, a third SEKRIT TV project surfaced in the last few days. We are now awash in SEKRIT TV.
@sylmobile @marcoostini Oh, um, maybe you are thinking of a different SEKRIT television project.
@Leighlo If life were an Infocom title then it’d be much, much easier.
@marcoostini Ah, no. These are early script outlines for a SEKRIT TV project that I’me doing some consulting for.
I am back at @bunjaree. I have eaten some chicken. I have noticed that fatigue levels are still annoyingly high. I have removed my pants.
Crossing the Nepean instagram.com/p/q517DoCFuw/
Depart.
Sydney Central station, again instagram.com/p/q5sM2_CFia/
Not pushing people into the path of an oncoming tram.
In which @abcnews illiterates confuse a locomotive (or, gulp, “engine” if you’re under 9yo) with the train it hauls. abc.net.au/news/5624482
@gattaca Wow, so they don’t cover hotels any more?
Russia’s Interior Ministry offers $111,000 bounty for technology that can identity Tor users. http://t.co/S6ZyxyqdSh
For reasons which I am not at liberty to discuss, I had to read about Cicada 3301 today. https://t.co/sLzR2GCwPf
RT @thegrugq: 80s hacking supercut https://t.co/FG8BMM0ALx [Hacking was so much better then. Sulks.]
Interesting TV scripts are interesting.
Meanwhile at @SatPaper… instagram.com/p/q5HdorCFo7/
“Meanwhile in Brandistanâ€, from the wonderfu@davpopepbit.ly/JcQoNZYpic.twitter.com/ivo3Tbmhl8l8 Brandistan is so now a thing.
@mpesce Oh you poor, delicate petal. We shall see. I have to review some TV scripts first.
@mpesce Yes, a location. I haven’t decided where yet. That will depend on my mood as I prepare the script.
Sat plan: #buffetbuffethippo (done); review TV scripts; script for “The 9pm Edict”; location recording; train to Wentworth Falls.
#buffetbuffethippo is ended.
Baked salmon. Smoked fish. Turkey breast. Cheese. Another kind of cheese. Olives. #buffetbuffethippo
In which @JustinianNews eviscerates A-G Soapy the Ankle QC over data retention and new ASIO laws. http://t.co/hxjYtZUYWz
I will resolve this mental conflict with dumplings and Kransky and eggs and noodles and cheese and smoked salmon and miso and tomato juice.
I saw these people in action yesterday morning and it was weird and creepy. http://t.co/0NQ7ohUNpQ
#buffetbuffethippo in progress.
evgenymorozov According to Moore’s Law for Big Data (TM), the amount of nonsense packed into the term “Big Data” doubles approximately every two years.
@chrisjrn @NewtonMark They’d play very different music from a band called “Pogoâ€.
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers I now want to name something “Failed Lizardâ€.
RT @NewtonMark: A pogo stick is a parkour Segway.
Ah, the “incident†at Sydney Central station yesterday afternoon was OC (“pepperâ€) spray. http://t.co/IxG2ui9hqJ https://t.co/sjrdxsrWGO
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers I suspect that he needs some sort of all-encompassing Probe to find out what’s really wrong. Call the Lizards.
[And speaking of socks… Pin@firstdogonmoonon]
R@cyberdiaDogege: such wardrobe
s#sysadminin
wo@SophosLabsbpic.twitter.com/3ybkCvMjWBWB
csoghoian Somewhere in the bowels of the GOP: “I know, we can energize the youth vote with limited edition stripey George H.W. Bush socks”
“These limited-edition socks are embroidered with the Republican elephant and signed by President George H.W. Bush.†That’s a bit special.
“GET YOUR LIMITED-EDITION GEORGE H.W. BUSH SOCKS. Donate $35 or More to Get Your Socks Today.†http://t.co/221gTUG9mv Ping @firstdogonmoon
“The Judges Approving the NSA’s Surveillance Requests Keep Buying Verizon Stockâ€, reports @VICE. I see. http://t.co/VAKsmCKhFa HT @csoghoian
@SnarkyPlatypus Hey, I’m no doctor, but if psychosis is suspected I’d go for the EEG. [Shrugs.] Tastes differ.
@SnarkyPlatypus I don’t think ECG means what you think it means. (Hint: It may be better to use an EEG instead.)
According to the Wall Street Journal, the masses… um, no, American poverty is… er, well, yeahpic.twitter.com/p0LxPh1luxux H@carr2n2n
Yes, there will be an episode of “The 9pm Edict†this weekend. Please lock up your more attractive pets and break out the anti-psychotics.
Sat plan, draft: Review TV scripts; break for #buffetbuffethippo; script for “The 9pm Edict”; location recording; train to Wentworth Falls.
RT @DomSequitur: Who needs a telly when you have fire [THIS IS WHAT IT WAS TRYING TO TELL THE POLICE.]
@SnarkyPlatypus Eh bien, je peux voir à travers Darling Harbour à Pyrmont. C’est essentiellement la même chose.
Heh. Google Translate, supplied with “I am awakeâ€, offered to “Translate from Maori.†I kinda see where it’s coming from, but yeah no.
@SnarkyPlatypus JE SUIS ÉVEILLÉ.
@SnarkyPlatypus La cuillère a été utilisé en conjonction avec le piston. Il est beaucoup alcaloïde.
@llament I’m trying to work up some sort of joke involving kidney stones but… eh, you join the dots.
@NuclearAnthro @scottcarson1957 True. Though not reading the list of witnesses you’re questioning is a rather glorious kind of stupid.
@scottcarson1957 Besides, I’m familiar with your country. I love your country.
@scottcarson1957 You don’t need to put yourself in the same “we†as a Tea Party congressman and “aluminum wheel company CEO” from Florida.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. J’ai fait une grave erreur impliquant une cuillère. Je vais le regretter pour le reste de la journée. Et vous?
“Tea Party-backed lawmaker [had] won an election to fill the seat of Trey Radel, who resigned after being convicted for cocaine possession.”
“it’s unclear if at any point Clawson realized his mistake, despite the existence of a witness list detailing Biswal and Kumar’s positions.”
“I’m familiar with your country; I love your countryâ€, says US congressman to US officials. http://t.co/YpoTETRKH6 HT @MaddowBlog
@buckleup I dont think that we are, because I don’t know what a Deceptacon is. And I choose to remain ignorant.
Happy birthday to George Bernard Shaw, eugenicist, supporter of Stalinism and vegetarian, born 26 July 1856.
Saturday. They know who they are, and what they have done. We know also. We will track them down, and there shall be Justice. Saturday.
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Flooding on Brixton Road after the rain. Nowhere to drain! pic.twitter.com/ZbvUQJUx9f [“Flooding”? Softcocks.]
@jeffsonstein Clearly.
RT @NewtonMark: Whoa. He’s totally made it. Friendzoned like a pro. RT @SwiftOnSecurity: .@chrisbrownie I love you too Chris. As a friend.