Wednesday is about to end. You’ve wasted it, pretty much. Fool.
@TheFailedProjek I couldn’t possibly comment.
@TheFailedProjek No, just more tweets.
MT @SnarkyPlatypus: Is there some kind of obnoxious atheist attention-seeking competition I am unaware of?
tinderfessions Swiped right cause I thought he was a cop. Wasn’t a cop but said he could easily get ahold of some cuffs and a baton. BEST. SEX. EVER. -Kris
RT @johnemcintyre: Slang make you cray cray? There’s a remedy. bsun.md/1tsFAjB [Nice work, Mr McIntyre, as (nearly) always.]
@robcorr Ah yes, I should have read @JustinianNews’ comments more carefully before I spoke. I am an arsehat.
@robcorr WikiLeaks prone to exaggeration? No, that can’t be right.
@robcorr I see. There could hypothetically be limits, such as “information derived from or prepared for the purposes of” some thing.
@robcorr So, hypothetically, “publication or otherwise, of any information … that reveals, implies, suggests or alleges” would seem broad.
@robcorr I have no idea what you’re talking about. I am just curious about a hypothetical situation. Obviously.
@TheFailedProjek “Invested”, you mean.
Excellent, @abc730 @drunkenmadman, that’s so sweet it tastes like sugar.
drunkenmadman “So microscopic it couldn’t be seen by the naked eye”
THAT’S WHAT ‘MICROSCOPIC’ FUCKING MEANS FOR FUCK’S SAKE
(@abc730, DRIVING ME MENTAL)
@robcorr If I said, hypothetically, “That global leaking place has some interesting information.” This is presumably uncharted territory.
@robcorr Indeed, but I’m thinking the other way around. A verbal description which is sufficient to allow material to be found.
@TheFailedProjek It usually does, though. The trick is turning the ideas into an actual script. Or at least a script outline and treatment.
RT @TheFailedProjek: Someone let the crazies out tonight. [So, like every other night then.]
RT @swearyanthony: Fuck dancing on the line [Exactly. Dance on six lines. All night.]
tinderfessions Just had a 3some with 2 college basketball players that are a combined 14 feet. I’m 5’1. It was awesome - Lisa
“WikiLeaks gag order: open justice is threatened by super-injuctions”, writes the inimitable @JustinianNews theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
@JustJimWillDo @jdub And earlier @asherwolf linked to this legal opinion. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
smurray38 Apropos of nothing, an empirical study of 1501 suppression orders granted in Victorian courts between 2008 and 2012 sydney.edu.au/law/slr/slr_35…
cox_tom My biggest hope for the piece I’ve just written for The Guardian is that nobody edits the phrase “narcissistic spunkferrets” out of it.
evgenymorozov The Turing Tests of the Future: Can the computer distinguish an advertorial from an actual article? Oh wait, it probably produced both.
@jdub This is my point. I wonder why people are saying this so much today. It’s all very curious.
@indigoid I have no idea what you’re talking about. I’m just curious about a hypothetical legal issue. Obviously.

RT @DJBentley: Every number is BULLSHIT pic.twitter.com/WUO1OCeJYM [Numbers are Hitler.]
tinderfessions Some guy told me my pussy probably smells like hairspray because I said I wouldn’t fuck him..I’m a hairdresser. - Sammi
Here’s a curious legal question. Is there a legal distinction between the URL wikileaks.org and saying “Have a look at WikiLeaks”?
@elronxenu @swearyanthony Indeed. I’m not trying to visualise “half an arsehole”, but thinking I should probably stop.
@shadowcyclist … but that’s about how well they’re cutting their deals, not about infringement. It’s film and TV’s turn to grow the fuck up.
@shadowcyclist Exactly. The music industry now has another problem: licensing to streaming services so cheaply the artists get bugger all…
swearyanthony Gotta say as well as Pt Arthur and East Timor, I now rate Howard for his determined effort to keep Brandis, SC (Shitcunt) from the ministry
@shadowcyclist Why thank you. That PwC report is being cited across the “copyright industries” as gospel today too. Pure propaganda.
cracked Drug dogs are inaccurate … and racist. 6 Popular Crime Fighting Tactics (That Don’t Actually Work) - bit.ly/1nTq3RD
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Quadrant having a go at the budget, even. What strange times we live in. [It’s just the CIA getting bored and trolling.]
@jonoabroad Thanks. One site is working properly, I think. The other not so much.
Arguing with SSL certificates. Losing.
MT @tomsymonds: New charges re allegations of hacking by News of the World’s Features Desk. Recent trial was about hacking by News Desk.
MT @tomsymonds: BBC told police have informed 1300 they are on list of targets in newly identified phone hacking investigation. [Oh dear.]
Current keywords: @coriole Sangiovese.

seanparnell BREAKING: @OAICgov overrules A-G George Brandis’ #FOI advisers over decision to block access to incoming briefs: pic.twitter.com/xtCbYA5ET5
@AbstractCode There is that. Unfortunately there’s an event I go to each year which block-books Jetstar. I endure it, somehow.
“Why Personal Branding is a Sham”, writes @WillYakowicz. Hear hear. inc.com/will-yakowicz/…
@JohnBirmingham I’m not sure that it does. Nevertheless I’ll try to make it.
@GreenJ Swimming and shooting combined? So you couldn’t call that sport the dryathlon.
I don’t see why Jetstar thought the words “poorly chosen”. You need fuckin’ drugs to put up with the passengers that airline attracts.
Good to see @TIME maintaining a grip on quality journalism.
carolduncan Well, you know. “@TIME: Australian flight attendant reminds cabin to flush drugs down toilet ti.me/1uG14eb”
@joshgnosis You dropped the mic, Josh? Wow.

RT @spoonybear: My favourite slide so far today via the dude from Netflix #admaforum pic.twitter.com/Z3G1zNK3A2 [This is a fine sentiment.]
pourmecoffee That is the point. RT @itvnews: Heavy drinking during middle age can lead to memory loss in later life, study shows itv.co/1k69yXv
Wondering whether to change my plan for tomorrow afternoon to catch up with @JohnBirmingham at the @CopyrightAgency event.
Now a press release from @CopyrightAgency citing that very same PwC report. Everybody got the hymn sheet then. copyright.com.au/assets/documen… (PDF)
I am craving a curry. I suspect I will regret the next decision I am about to make.
My thoughts on the government’s copyright discussion paper, written Monday based on the copy leaked to @crikey_news. zdnet.com/beware-the-spi…
@juhasaarinen I started looking at the report the other day. zdnet.com/beware-the-spi… It’s just a matter of drilling down into the numbers.
Still, you’d think that the government would at least TRY to sort out some sort of plausible deniability. Don’t they watch “House of Cards”?
I guess the Foxtel thing answers @SenatorLudlam’s question about @TurnbullMalcolm though, so that’s good. scott-ludlam.greensmps.org.au/content/media-…
benpobjie Hey I wrote this about sexual scholar Bernard Gaynor benpobjie.blogspot.com.au/2014/07/bernar…
So the government and Foxtel issue press releases about copyright on the same day citing the same PwC report. How coincidence.
@oberonsghost @zerogeewhiz Idea: Passengers given an app that allows them to vote on who gets hurled into the path of the next coal train.
Unexpectedly, being upgraded. Which helps.
“For the safety and comfort of other passengers, please punch yourself in the face.”
IF YOU ARE NOT ALIGHTING AT ANY OF THE NEXT THREE STATIONS THEN YOU SHOULD STAND IN A SPRAWL DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE DOORS.
BEING INCREDIBLY FUCKING TOLERANT OF THE SLOW PEOPLE AT TOWN HALL STATION BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING PATIENT.
Me at @crikey_news today: “‘Con game’: native advertising only works when it’s hidden” [$, free trial] #admaforum crikey.com.au/2014/07/30/con…
@jonoabroad “I was just following orders,” eh?
The orbit of Mercury will be a factor in my ability to get to my hotel tonight. A huge, throbbing factor.
“Brandis claims consumer interests to factor in copyright review”, writes @dobes zd.net/1uG0flH
@chris_stevenson Oh this is so true. Sigh.
@cafuego Hah! Well, I can’t help you further there. I’ve had Skype work just find for ages.
@cafuego Hmmm. Well, when recording, I had lock-ups when Time Machine kicked in to run a backup. Turned off auto-backups.
@cafuego I do. Do you use Ecamm’s Call Recorder for Skype, by any chance?
RT @staticsan: #reelsatheincompetance An ice moon prison is too good for those programmers. [True. It’s a thing I need to do, but can’t.]
Registration forms that ask you to create a password, then tell you it’s not valid, but don’t say what the actual rules are. #IceMoonPrison
Me at @crikey_news: “‘Con game’: native advertising only works when it’s hidden” [$, free trial] #admaforum crikey.com.au/2014/07/30/con…
Just recorded a lovely half-hour podcast with Bob Garfield @Bobosphere about everything media. Coming next week at corruptednerds.com
Wed plan: Write for @crikey_news (done); pop through ADMA Global Forum adma.com.au/adma-global-fo…; @5at5daily; review TV scripts; evening TBA.
@nancycato1 Oh, the room wasn’t that expensive…
Story filed for @crikey_news, despite my computer utterly dying again. Apple Store appointment booked for tomorrow morning. Sigh.

Contortionist’s dream bathroom instagram.com/p/rDbALMCFkH/
OK, writing now. Shoosh.
SECTION 313 ALL THE THINGS!
chrisberg all of twitter to go to jail for a reason i can’t superdisclose

RT @expectproblems: Genius. pic.twitter.com/MyYqJUZHMl [Finally, it’s packaged properly for the bedroom.]
@stufromoz Look more closely.
“Former NSA chief to profit from patented hacker detection tech, charging clients $1M a month”, writes @xeni boingboing.net/2014/07/29/for…

BoingBoing Former NSA chief to profit from patented hacker detection tech, charging clients $1M a month boingboing.net/2014/07/29/for… pic.twitter.com/8PjUsK5ZKQ
alexpmclennan I’ll ask, because nobody else has. What does everyone mean when they speak of data? Seems to be a a vague consensus. #admaforum
@leslienassar @drsimmo @SnarkyPlatypus @stufromoz Yeah, see, this is why they shouldn’t let either of us on TV.
@stufromoz @drsimmo @SnarkyPlatypus Excellent work. I’m adopting that soundbite immediately.
@drsimmo @SnarkyPlatypus @stufromoz Maybe. [Shrugs.] As I’ve said on TV, I wouldn’t trust Facebook as far as I could spit a cow.
@drsimmo @SnarkyPlatypus @stufromoz Heh. Probably not. But that figure is from Facebook.
“@Bobosphere: Journalists, publishers, agencies and broadcasters are all fucked”, reports @AdNews adnews.com.au/news/bob-garfi… #admaforum
@SnarkyPlatypus @drsimmo @stufromoz At any given moment, there’s on average around 1500 things that could be in your Facebook news feed.
Wed plan, draft: Write for @crikey_news; pop through ADMA Global Forum adma.com.au/adma-global-fo…; @5at5daily; review TV scripts; evening TBA.
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@SnarkyPlatypus Je n’étais pas là et vous ne pouvez pas prouver quoi que ce soit.
Wednesday. Do you hear that faint hissing sound? That is your soul, slowly leaking away. Wednesday.
Everything is, or was, a mistake.
OH: “I dunno, maybe you should imagine yourself with a banana.”
Oh FFS.