Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 2nd, 2014

You people shouldn’t be left alone with the internet. You’re just irresponsible.

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Oh good. That’s not an actual thing.

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RT @sylmobile: Who wants @stilgherrian to attempt entry into Parliament House wearing a bikini? Fund-A-Dare.com.au/Stil-in-a-two-… [What the fuck?]

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paulkidd World is fukt.

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RT @sylmobile: Are you allowed into Parliament house wearing a bikini? [I don’t know. Willing to find out.]

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I have returned to the SEKRIT southern Sydney eyrie. Pig and alcohol will ensue.

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Hah. Android just autocorrected “GHB” to “God”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ask them for a glass of washing up liquid. Win on all fronts.

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I just can’t take this planet seriously any more. It’s a hopeless joke.

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firstdogonmoon we are down the rabbit hole RT @SharriMarkson: This is quite simply racist. There’s really no other way to look at it theaustralian.com.au/national-affai…

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Marco_Langbroek KH-11 Spysat USA 186 flaring brightly during a pass seen from on Tuesday evening. M31 above it. pic.twitter.com/Gnq7VXpijK

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Just ran into an old friend on the train. “So they haven’t arrested you yet?”, he says. Please disregard these people.

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adamliaw Some say 14 months is too young for my son to be using an iPad but most of his Tinder dates have been lovely people.

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BernardKeane Julia
Ebola
Burqa
Just sayin’.

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@KrayzeeKev @tonybmorton But this idea that there’s danger unless a woman’s face is exposed to all and sundry is just plain stupid.

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@KrayzeeKev @tonybmorton Exactly. If we need to ID people, a female officer can check ID in a side room to preserve modesty, like elsewhere.

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@KrayzeeKev @tonybmorton Remember, they have already been through security screening.

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@KrayzeeKev @tonybmorton You’re in a building with security cameras and armed guards. What threat do you imagine?

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@KrayzeeKev @tonybmorton Why not? If they carry nothing that can do harm, what does it matter?

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@expectproblems Mind you, it’s Java. Bad OS detect code is the least of your worries.

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@sylmobile More elbow room than Goatse, I’d suggest.

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@sylmobile To be even more clear, this is not my plan. I am just seeking clarity about your plan. Your personal plan which was your idea.

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@sylmobile So to be clear, your plan is that the PM will be engaged intimately with Muslim women in a glass box overlooking Parliament?

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sylmobile BACK IN YOUR BOX, FUCKERS - THE PRIME MINISTER OF HATE CAN FUCK YOU ANY WAY HE FUCKING WANTS.

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oneplanetmikey I can see the benefits of segregation now and demand priority access to customer service, services & seats for white men. I’m Team Australia

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@NewtonMark Glad to see you’re getting into the spirit of things.

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RobOakeshott1 If actions speak louder than words,Australia has a Govt that has borrowed 100B in 1 year,+ can’t pass its budget. Its fails its own rhetoric

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@acaderama Yeah that’s a whole ‘nuther scenario again.

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andy_park Pig in Australia Steals 18 Beers from Campers, Gets Drunk, Fights Cow gadling.com/2013/09/10/aus… pic.twitter.com/kWtcnwIKPc

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Fuck. I am in Chippendale after dark. This never ends well.

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@NewtonMark Wow. Imagine attaching a dildo to that!

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@MRowlandMP There is much laughter from people in the security analysis business. Here’s hoping you and other MPs can make it stop.

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@MRowlandMP I’ve discussed / ranted about some of the security-analysis aspects in earlier tweets. It’s pretty silly and, frankly, stupid.

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RT @MRowlandMP: Why would anyone need to be kept behind glass once they’ve been identified and security screened? [Glad you noticed.]

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This week’s @RNDownload has @reillystyley and me on spook laws and Ello. Also, Call of Duty. abc.net.au/radionational/… soundcloud.com/downloadthissh…

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RT @ivovic: @stilgherrian As long as the 2am yiffing is kept to a minimum. I have a bucket of water and I’m not afraid to use it. [Agreed.]

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itvnews Banksy mural erased by council in Essex after a complaint that it was “racist” itv.com/news/2014-10-0… pic.twitter.com/lLYx3UnE4w

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Pollytics This is like the Blues Brothers 2000 of shit culture war sequels.

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mrdavidwhitley When I visited Australia’s Parliament House last month, you couldn’t move for burqas, unicorns, Uruk-Hai, sea nymphs and drop bears.

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Colvinius RT @newscomauHQ BERNARDI: “There are appropriate places to wear things and inappropriate places to wear things.

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Stay with me on this one.

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Yes, I am proposing a personal alliance with the Furries.

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RT @swearyanthony: @stilgherrian pic.twitter.com/efJPxLcbpD [Yes. And now I want to see the Democratic Uprising of Parliamentary Furries.]

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RT @RT_com: ‘Octorobot’ can swim in ocean, carry objects (VIDEO) on.rt.com/xmrr43 pic.twitter.com/LknR70GRZV [Uhoh, now we’re fucked.]

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Of course nearly every federal MP is such a dull, gutless conformist that they’d have to ask for permission first. Prove me wrong.

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RT @SuperiorMind: @stilgherrian I’m opting for Groucho Marx glasses myself. [Nice variant on the clown masks, yes.]

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I reckon a good response to anyone “confronted” by or “fearful” of people’s clothes is a playgroundish “Hah! So scaredycat!” Ridicule them.

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Whoever it was that suggested all visitors to Parliament, and MPs, should now wear clown masks, they’re on the right track.

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There’s a lot of idiocy in this idea that if you “see their face” or “know who they are” that this magically solves the risk equation.

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There’s simply no need to know who they are. Or, if they disrupt, then you ID and charge them afterwards.

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But to come back to the core point, if they have been determined to carry no weapon, who cares who they are or what they wear?

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If a female visitor’s identity must be determined (why does it need to be?) then a side room to unveil to a female officers does the trick.

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If someone has already passed security screening to get into Parliament House, why does it matter what they wear inside?

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I feel like posting this, for some reason. pic.twitter.com/jzxyPyY1ll

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@SnarkyPlatypus With the full clarity of my feelpinions on many important topics.

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@stitchsarah I see what you did there. Also, my eyes are now watering.

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Facts and direct personal knowledge have no weight when facing the implacable clarity of a hand-waving feelpinion.

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@IRStrutt “Proper/prior planning prevents piss-poor performance.”

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@PeteLawler @glengyron @Rob_Stott Not at all, it’s quite common to use different link text in different places.

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Can we have a list of disruptions to parliament cross-referenced to wardrobe choices?

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Australia become more* rational by the day. Any MP who fails to object to this bullshit is part of the problem. Grow spines, you turds.

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I think I have sufficiently baffled those students.

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RT @glengyron: Begin the Shark hysteria. [Sure. Excellent idea.]

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@GreenJ Perhaps if I shaved the moustache…?

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@virag064 Working in one for a few days per year is enough for me at the moment.

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Universities are strange places.

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@reillystyley @marcfennell @RNDownload Indeed. If you want something royally screwed up, get the professionals.

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My 1300 at Uni of Sydney is now 1400, so I guess I’ll find some lunch along the way.

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And @reillystyley and I have now finished ruining @marcfennell’s @RNDownload for another week. Go, us!

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The ABC, I am in it.

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Implementing the plan.

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I cannot possibly comment on the matter being discussed.

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Thu plan, redraft: 1100 record @RNDownload, ABC Ultimo; 1300 Uni of Sydney student project; write for @zdnetaustralia, maybe; evening TBA.

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Goddamit. I checked with the ABC website and it still told me it’s @DownloadABC not @RNDownload. I hate you all.

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simonhackett Dear @AirservicesNews, sending a zip file like this is an -insane- way to email out PDF invoices to customers! pic.twitter.com/aj4glW3tC4

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@PeteLawler @llament @BenjiAlpha @smh Yes, unfortunate given @JacquelineMaley’s point is about the rarity of the actual burqa.

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Here’s a handy guide from the BBC. “What’s the difference between a hijab, niqab and burka?” bbc.co.uk/newsround/2411…

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This @smh yarn about burqas, isn’t it illustrated with a niqab, and therefore part of the problem? Or am I wrong? smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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Really fucking laughing.

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Laughing. Just laughing.

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RT @semibogan: Hahaha fucken wat?! twitter.com/amtvmedia/stat… [Yay! Everything is finally proved!]

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“‘Fuck Earth!’ Elon Musk said to me, laughing. ‘Who cares about Earth?’” Profile of a man who’s aiming at Mars. aeon.co/magazine/techn…

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burgotastic pic.twitter.com/KrpSqjwKKY

You can’t get it on a boat
You can’t get it with a goat
You can’t get it here or there
You can’t get it anywhere

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Il est un autre jour d’été dans la ville d’émeraudes. Tout brûler. Et vous?

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“Walter Isaacson on the women of ENIAC”, at @FortuneMagazine fortune.com/2014/09/18/wal…

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“The Human Factor”, excellent feature on AF447, airliner automation, and pilot culture. vanityfair.com/business/2014/…

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@nslater @ZDNet @ldignan I have no communication from you anywhere that I can see. My contact details are on my website.

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Thu plan, draft: 1100 record @DownloadABC, Ultimo; 1300 Uni of Sydney interview; write for @zdnetaustralia, probably; evening TBA.

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Summer, or something.

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